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All WAN Officers head to your stations and prepare for a massive attack against the Bozo's.  We have found now out for sure that it was in fact Altair and BIC who planned this sabotage.  There own governtment in the Bozo Sector knew this all along.  


All hands Prepare to depart that is and order.

Dingo, Nemisis, Sunspot, Orstio, and the Rest of the Fleet Commanders report Immediatly.

Reporting for duty!!! All of my crew are ready and waiting for your orders!!! Let's go get some Bozo's!!!

Snazee, Spy Commander

Commodore Dingo1 reporting for duty....WAN III with the ISS Bozoblaster II at full power, all weapons armed and primed.

Admiral PLC, please report to stratigic command.

Admiral Labatt, from my understanding, WAN HQ has BIC in custody

"This isn't going to be pretty. But I have no choice. You have the WAN VI at your hands. I'm going to implement my new weapons systems ASAP. We're set, just send us the coordinates."

This is Captain Mons of the ISS BozoBlaster. We are in position and ready.  Nothing will get past us.  We stand ready to decimate every bozo in the universe.  Being shot has that effect on one!

Mons :ESK (http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/armed/ar15.gif ):ESK

I am glad that u are all pumped up.  I am sending you the Coordinates now.  We will Assemble groups of 3. Bozoblaster I and I with Dingo will be 1.  2nd will be WAN III, WAN VI and Snazees Commande ship.  And the 3rd will be Nemisis, Alantra, and Its Elite Strike Force.  

Group 1 ur orders are to remain in stealth mode and enter Bozo space and to its Main Command Base and Home World.   There u will meet up with the rest of the groups

Group 2, U will Destroy all the Bozo Defences and then meat up with the rest of the groups.

Group 3, We will head for BIC's home world and the Altarians home world and then meet up with the rest of the Groups.

Do not make contact with each others groups until we have met at the heart of the Bozo Empire.

There we will destroy everything in our path's.

All groups Depart!

*Weapons systems: Lock/UnLock !*
[100110101101010010101]
*Locked! !*
*Coordinates: Al-Phi-Zet-Nin-Kap
*Translate: Soy, Cha, Chi, Totla, Sasn !*
*Coord Lock! !*
"Prepare for warp! GO!"
"This is Vernis, GO!"
"Aye, we heard de Kaptahn de first time!"
"Shut up and GO!"
"Going! Geez!"

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Err, Admiral, problem with your disposition of ships.  WAN III (Dingo Commanding) and the ISS Bozoblaster (Mons commanding) are actually 2 parts of the same ship...The combined power of the Phoneix exceeds the total combined power of all of the WAN fleets combined by 200 times.

She has informed me that she is interested in dealing directly with the Bozoborg force personally :evil (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif ):evil

And she has a personal request, that the observer Borg, Aaron of Borg,  accompany her.

The WAN V and WAN VI, are to proceed to galaxy Altairian, and annialate all Bozo forces located there....Official designate Fleet 1

The ISS Phoneix (WAN III, ISS Bozoblaster II) are to proceed to sector Beta, Omega, Zeta, Omega - Beta, Omega, Roger, Greta...and annialate the bozo forces located there.
Official Designate as Fleet 2

All other WAN fleet ships and forces are to proceed to sector Beta, Etna, Lima, Lima - Alpha, Roger, Terra and annialate all bozo forces located in that sector.  Official Fleet designate as Fleet 3

Upon completion of assigned missions, all WAN forrces are to begin combined fleet action against sector SCHLUTZ....our recovered intellegence officer, code name BIC, has reported that the main Bozo forces are concentrating there, under the command of Commandant Klink...Bozo flag ship's name is Stalag 13

WAN V and the entire berserker forces ready sir.

(OOC Note: AHHHHHHH! New... layout... burning... eyes... must gouge... with spoon!)
"FO Vernis, what coords did you input?"
"Umm, the ones that were specified."
"Then why are we passing the Arcaterran galaxy?"
"How do you know they all look alike."
"It has the stars in the arm that spell out, in Enlisa, 'Arcaterran Home, over 13 trillion painkiller.'"
"Painkiller? What?"
"Hmm, one of the stars went supernova, it used to be 'served.'"
"Anyway, what were you saying?"
"You're going the wrong way!"
"No way! These are the coordinates you gave me."
"Let me see that. Hm... What the sog... ketchup? There's ketchup on these orders."
"I wanted lunch!"
"Bah." Nerd wipes the ketchup off of the orders. "There's a decimal point there. It was covered by the ketchup."
"Uhh... U-TURN NOW!"
"Wait! What about iner-"
The crew, including Nerd and FO Vernis, are thrown across the bridge in normal low budget fashion, except with fancier colored sparks.
"Soging velse!"
"Shut up, sir!"

"Sorry to inform you, but since we've had a few difficulties with crew orders, we're going to be arriving at the invasion a bit late. Also, I don't want to be the only one there to fend off a galaxy of Bozos, so if the rest of you could get on your way there to, ya know, start with out me. I'll bring in some heavy artillery to make up for my absence."

WAN III, combat configuration activation please:

The WAN III extend 5 "arms" They fold forward to form a 5 point platform.  The ISS BozoBlaster II seperates from the WAN III, and lands on the 5 points.  Hundreds of "Super "Rito" launchers can be seen glisening on the 5 arms, as well as many "Chasi" launchers.  5 of the "Deadly "Big" Guns can be seen.

WAN III coordances for target area are B-O-Z-O.B-O-R-G.  Initialte transwarp drive please.

The WAN III takes on a blinding golden glow then streaks away from the WAN HQ at Warp 200

I will be on The USS Alantra and I will also be commanding its elite Invasion force.  We will head the Altarian galaxy and anihalate everything in our paths.  

Then all fleets when u are done with ur first assignments, head to the Heart of the Bozo Empire and destroy everything.

We are all now ready.  Do not establish contact, for there will be Bozo scouts in all sectors.  Good luck, try not to die, and kick some Bozo ass.

All hands depart.

Sunspots reporting all ready for battle at my station. All archives and past intelligence reports are on-line for immediate access, and I stand ready to assist wherever needed.

  The Bozo's have done great damage to the sum total of knowledge in the Universe. As Librarian, I consider myself a  Keeper and Sharer of Knowledge, and so the Bozo's actions are a personal insult!!

  May they suffer their most dreaded fate - education!!

"Alright, we're set, I'm pulling in a few more Dracone forces to aid us. I'm placing them in the other two groups, mostly in the group that is going to be waiting for the main force to group.  Don't let these guys die, it'll make me look bad.
"We're warping our way to the point. Engaging Chasi mechanisms. loading schematics and power systems for new weapons. TIme to kick ass and take names, baby!"

Arriving on station in the heart of the Bozo-Borg sector, strong sensors deployed, and find....nothing...on open channel, the WAN III broadcasts the following>

"Here BozoBorg, come out and play....Here BozoBorg, come out and play"

Initiate camifloge pattern Alpha one...disquising itself as a small merchant ship, carrying logic education books

Altarian homeworld.  Finaly we will have Vengeance!

Invasion Force engadge!  My Group Attack!

A planet, a bozo planet, orbits gracefully around the primary star. One of the inhabitants looks up, thinking he saw a UFO, and realizing he did, runs around screaming for help because an invasion is coming. He is shot quickly to keep from spreading a panic amongst the highly gulible populace. The day continues as normal, at least normal for a bozo world.
Suddenly there is a blur in the skies, huge portals are ripped open all around the planet, and dark ominous shapes fly out, blocking the primary star.
"ITS AN INVASION! RUN RUUUUN!" the populace screams. The guards charged with keeping the peace run and scream too, not wanting to be the first to be fried. Small fighters fly into the atmosphere, strafing and weaving through the illogically tall buildings. Beams shimmer from them down upon the stunned populace throwing them to the ground in wild fits of suddenly realizing the truth behind logic.

"Don't let those fighters blow up. They have my new logic rays on them."

"This is the WAN VI, under heavy attack. Where are the rest of my ships? My ship and the Dracone's are the only ones out here, and I don't know how much longer we can last under this barage! Ya think I tripped a wire and sounded an alarm!"

"Alright... no response... activate the new Chasi collectors!"
"Collectors? You mean we don't have generators?"
"I have no clue what generates Chasi, but I know that the things in our weapons ports collect it and fire it, now activate them!" That was a lie, Nerd knew @#%$ well what generated Chasi, but the ensign didn't need to know it. It was time to open up full force.

Huge spheres begin collecting energy along the battered sides of the hull. Wisps of Chasi drift from apparent nothingness and into the energy balls. The Dracone ships take note, and also begin charging Chasi spheres. As the spheres begin aiming towards the Bozo fleets, Nerd watches the view screen, grinning.
"Send out a Sladio message to the neighboring galaxies. I think I know a couple who might like to help out. WAN HQ, permission requested to bring in 2 war heroes/criminals to help the war."

From their location in the middle of Bozo-Borg space, the WAN III hearing Nerd's call for assistance lines up on the far distant solar system of the Altairians.

The5 "Big Guns" Fire into the center of the ISS BozoBlaster II.  Instead of blowing up from all of that power entering it at a single point, the destructive beams  converge, and a blinding beam of unimaginal power and speed shoots out of the ISS Bozoblaster.  The Beam at the distance spreads out some before it intersects the Altairian Home world.

The beam enightens the occupents of the planet as they are overwelmed by it's power, for the beam is a beam of pure and unadulterated logic and intelegence.

Nerd57, I hope that helped

Is going well, we are under heavy attack but we have destroyed all the Altarians major planetary defences.

(Labatt launches 6 Nova Boms at the Altarians Home World)  Feast on that bastards.

I just got back in time for the battle. WAN ships the bozos have a home wold that was un known to us. It is located in the tent sector. From what I could tell in my work when I was away they have been using the resources that they have said they were using to rebuild there old world and build a massive armada. During my time away I was working on a new strike fighter the Griffin. So far 200 have been built with the aid of my AI friend. They are armed and ready for battle. May I suggest that they be used to clear out enemy fighters and planetary defense satellites. Also the AI has pledged 5000 missile drones. The drones are basically unmanned ships that crash into enemy ships at high speed.

Dingo and WAN Fleet.
That last blast from the BozoBlaster II has over loaded almost all major systems.  Internal Nav, life support for lower decks, long range scans, all off line or failing.  I'm trying to bring navagation back on-line to set a course back to the lunar base but I don't know if we're going to make it.  Incoming data suggest a huge ship wide shut down of all internal systems.  I don't think we calculated for how much power it was going to take to convert all those bozos.

Nav back on-line, setting course for Lunar Base.  ETA 27 hours.

Mons 8) (http://www.data-techniques.net/cwm/otn/ez/ezpi_cooldude.gif )8)

(Just as Mons thinks the Bozoblaster has been knocked out of service, a portal opens and out flies the WAN V along with The berserker/Minion fleet lead by the ISS Streak.
A Berserker asteroid ship "captures" the ISS Bozoblaster by putting it in a sort of orbit as hundreds of Minion spider bots begin covering the Bozoblaster and repairing it)

Thought i wouldn't show didn't ya. 8) (http://www.data-techniques.net/cwm/otn/ez/ezpi_cooldude.gif )8)
Alright Dingo what are your orders?

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The WAN VI begins releasing long range fighters, which imedeatly jump to other systems and begin de-bozofying them.

"Reading a massive drop in the Bozo-flux in this sector. Moving out into next sector."

The WAN VI jumps out to the next sector on the attack plan.

Mons, get that ship back into position.  I am aware of how much power the WAN III generates.  You lost your systems due to that all power is rerouted from the Bozoblaster into the Bozoblaster shields, just takes a while for your systems to recharge.

Nemisis, deploy your forces, and get as many sensors out as possible, the Bozo borg are around here somewhere, and we have got to find them and de-bozofied them.

Meteoriod, give us the coordanances of the main Bozo fleet, as soon as Mons is back into position, and we have finished recharging the main guns, we will send a de-bozo beam at them.  Also send us about 150 of those new fighters, we will use the ISS Bozoblaster's hanger bays for deployment.

Once u have finished ur job in your designated sector head to the Central heart of the Bozo's.  That's an order.

I need reports on casualties.

I am taking the 50 unused fighters in search of the armada. There position has been nailed down to with in a 3by3 LY square. The rest of the fighters are on there way to meet up with the main Wan fleet.

Sorry were so late, but you  know us spies!!! I have launched a virus into their data systems and in about 10 min, they will have lost all communication with their fighter jets and battle ships, so what ever you are planning to do to tie things up, this would be the time to do it..........................................

"Virus Implanted in 10
                           9
                           8
                           7
                           6
                           5
                           4
                           3
                           2
                           1
                           0
"Virus has been implanted.....All systems down for 20 minutes....Please use extreme caution............

Snazee Over and out

"All fighters reporting in that their systems are secured. We're making good time. Move onto next system!"
The WAN VI jumps further away from the main force, and headlong into the enemy.

Inputing those coordanances, Mons your ship is back in position.  Main Guns recharged, commencing firing sequence, broadbeam configuration.

Firing main Guns:

Again the main guns fire, unleashing toroerts of power as the energy from 10 blackholes is released.  A beam of power coming from the center of the WAN III fires, intersecting the energy ring created by the main guns.  A pure white beam enters the bottom of the Bozoblaster, and is converted into a De-bozofier beam.  Massive releases of pure logic spread and smash into the coordenences of the last known position of the great Bozo amauda.

Mons I know everything is shutdown on the Bozoblaster currently, other than communications and shielding.  If you were not in position, that beam I just unleashed would have reversed the atomic bonds of any matter it struck, and causing whatever was struck to explode apart

My scans show no major injuries among WAN forces and allies. Bozos seem to be taking heavy losses however.

hands now that the entire WAN Fleet is in one place, and i mean the Entire Fleet is in the heart of the Bozo Empire Unleash every thing u got.  Snazee has given us a great advantage, put it to use.

(Labatt Unvails a new Prototype Weapon of MASS destruction)

Dingo and I have been secretly working on this project incase in circumstances we had to use it.  We will use it now.

The Entire WAN Fleet.............ATTACK!!!!

(Minion fighter carriers begin taking position as supply ships enter normal space. Robots begin working double time setting up a small prefabbed loading station in orbit around the current battle zone.)

Dingo, Guardian corps setting up supply points for the forces. Berserkers are landing to set up drop points for wan forces.

Everyone hurry and give it all you've got, The virus is just about over and their virus scanners will detect it and destroy it. WE only have 10 more minutes, then we need to get the heck out of here, unless we annilate them first!!! Good luck everyone!!

I have destroyed their radar detectors, so everyone can get as close as possible.

So far I report no casulties in my sector.

Snazee, there is no retreat from this battle.

As soon as the virus end's it's abilities, I want all fleets to converge on the WAN III.  At that point, all WAN ships will direct all of their energy fire on the underside collectors of the WAN III.  All missle attacks as normal, just avoid the fire from the WAN III.

Mons, once your systems finish recharging, go on the offensive.  Do not worry about incoming enemy firepower.  With the new design you can fly the ISS Bozoblaster directly into a class II supernove without worry.

Detaching the ISS Bozoblaster.  Initiate Blossom flower.

*the arms of the WAN III extend from their focus point, and the great ship starts to spin.  Thousands of Super 'Rito" missles are spread out in cloud formations, and go into cloaked standby mode"

10's of thousands of missles)  Keep it up, fire everything!

(Nemisis puts out a bag with the words: acme inflate-a-station. He procceds to leave the airlock and pull the ripcord. A massive station inflates and the supply ships begin docking)

Ready to re-arm refuel any ships that need it.

spy connand is launching hundreds of thousands of smart bombs. they don't explode until a target is matched.  Those Bozo's won't know what hit 'em!!! Keep up the good work everybody!! Once this is done all drinks are on me at Pete's!!!!

The plan perfectly executed, the WAN believe that victory is just barely within their grasp. It is almost time to make their grab at it when a distress signal reaches the WAN III from several systems out.

"SAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWG! We're *static*-bushed! He-*static* attack! If anyo-*static*-us, send help! WAN-*static* ignore mess-*static* fight the good *static* come near thi-*static* You're too importa-*static* Wait... wh-*static* is THAAAAAAAAAAAH-*static continues for enduration of transmission*

All fleets home in on the static, expect hostile forces:
Engaging Super transwarp drive...Warp 300

*At unbelievable speed, the WAN III Arrives at the source of the static, seeing a massive Bozo-Borg fleet, with the WAN VI in the middle*

WAN III FIRE AT WILL

*The 5 "BIG" Guns erupt blowing up Bozo-Borg cubes left and right.  Massive numbers of Chasi shperes of power smash into other Bozo-Borg cubes.  Untold thousands of Super "Rito" missles slash into the Bozo-Borg fleets.

Powerful Tractor-beams reachout, and tear the WAN VI from the middle of the battle and place it in a secure position behind the WAN III.

The arms of the WAN III fold into a point.  The beams fire, and a huge cone of distruction tears the heart of the Bozo-Borg fleet to schreads as the destructive cone, reverses all of the atomic structures within it's path to explosively repeal each other.  The Bozo-Borg fleet is rendered into galatic dust

The ISS BozoBlaster flies into the middle of the Bozo Horde.  All guns turrets firing in every direction.  Bozo ships explode and fall to pieces.  The hull takes an amazing amount of enemy fire but remains undamaged.

This is Capt. Mons!  I'm clearing a path through.  Get the disabled ships through the gap!

Mons :ESK (http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/armed/ar15.gif ):ESK

"Hur-*static*. Somethin-*static* still broken...let me-*static*"
Nerd kicks the conn.
"Much better. Alright, Thanks Dingo, saved my bum. I'm recalling the fighters back to the WAN. We'll be ready for the attack. FO Vernis! Prepare the next line of weapons!"
"Aye sir!"

Panels on the WAN VI flip out and beam cannons and torpedo tubes line the sides.

Center of the Bozo's Entire Fleet!

This is it guys, what we have been waiting for.

Atlast the Entire Bozo Fleet will face the Entire WAN Fleet in the greatest battle every recorded in history of this Galaxy!

WAN Fleet Engadge and Attack!

"WAN VI ready!"
"Sir, is it necessary to scream out everything?"
"We're at war, FO! Everything must be LOUD AND BIG!"
"Whatever you say sir."

Continueing to pound the Bozo fleets.

This is by far the Greatest battle I have ever been in.

This is sweeeeeeeeet, exciting as hell!

Whooooooooo hooooooooo.

This is truly Glorious.

The battle stretches out into 36 Star Systems!

Recheck your charts Admiral Labatt, it is closer to 348 systems...

Launching drone fighters and bombers, laying mindfields, and bozo sniffers

Nemisis, send a couple of resupply bases this way,

*As the battle rages on, a weak transmission is heard coming from one of the severely damaged Bozo-Borg ships...

"This.....of Borg. Leave......have been.......soner....escaped during the batt......tapped into internal controls...ozo-Borg will soon......uct. Repeat, leave the area...."

...the WAN vessels heed his message, fleeing the sectors, just as the entire Bozo-Borg fleet self-destructs behind them...

(Portal opens, out flies the ISS WAN V. It proccedes to begin destroying all orbit objects around the current invasion point.
A torpedo flies out of the WAN V and blows apart revealing a small box that begins to inflate into a space station.
Nem appears on screen)
Where else?

Requesting permission to beam aboard Inflate-A-Station to assist in resupply opps...

Locking on to the signal generated by Aaron of Borg....

Thank you for the warning AOB.  These ships handled the Bozo-Borg self destruction quiet easily.  Looks like it is a mop up situation here, the rest of the fleet can handle it.

Mons, redock the ISS Bozoblaster quickly.  We are heading out of this area ASAP.

Set course on AOB last transmission.  Engage at warp 300 as soon as your docking is complete.

Sunspot4Ever.  Permission granted

You may beam aboard.

(Drones begin landing on the surface setting up drop points as above more portals open and supply ships begin docking and unloading supplies.)

Dingo, supply routes have been established.

Sunspots beams aboard, and begins inventory of arriving supplies.

   O.k. people, let me know what you need!!

Sunspots, I request a bunch of smart missles, more infrared goggles and a six pack of Corona!!!

(Anticipating Sunspots question)
Left chamber, top right compartment and the storage room marked Special.
All respectivly of course. ;) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif );)

*Arriving at the spot of AOB last transmission...A large area of debree.  Scanning the debree for life forms.

One life form located.....lifeform identified as Aaron of Borg.  Life form is in criticle but stable condition.  Transporting lifeform to secure medical facilities.

Sunspot.  Need full resupply of Super "Rito" supplies.  Also need medical support team STAT.  Include one barrel of Siriun Iced Tea.  Also need 14 cases Rum. Will arrive at resupply base in short order.

WAN III set course for resupply base 2.  Engage

Looks like we are out of Bozo's to blast for the time being:

Fleet operations orders:

All WAN ships, finish with the mop up and then head back to HQ for some serious resupply and recreation.

IT"S PARTY TIME

"Just one more connection... DONE! Alright, when your done with mop up tell me. I'm gonna finish the job in totality."

O.k. people, here you are....

   Sunspots divides up supplies into packages as requested and transports them to ships.

   Trying to round up medical personnel to send to Med. Facility for AOB. Any Medical crew members not actively engaged in battle, please report!

Dingo, All GC forces report defensive perimeters set up. If any bozo comes within 100 parsecs of us we'll already be waiting.

The First ever Full Fleet Battle with the Bozo's against the WAN has finished, and it looks like we won!  Good job everybody.  Now lets head home and CELEBRATE!!!

This is gonna be one heck of party!

Spy Command is reporting that all perimeters are set up with infrared lasers, any movement and we will know about it, I have a team that is prepared to stay behind and do some monitoring, then once they get it all set up to be monitored from home base, they will pull out!!!

GReat Job everyone!! Will meet you at Petes!!!

*Steps on bridge*

Sorry guys my ship got stuck on Contuian and it takes a while to get off that planet.

*reads mission logs*

This is all wrong. Don't you know where Altair is from? He is the Arcturian ambassador. The Arcturians are enemies of the bozo's because they once were ruled by them. Altair was a bozo supporter.Why are we attacking the Altair galaxy? Bozo's only inhabit a part of this place. I think we should keep this under wraps.

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Wasn't my idea. :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D

BlackNebula,
During the investigation of the attempted destruction of the WAN III, the WAN III security tapes, and interviews of crew members, the following conclusions were determined:
One the attacks on the WAN crew members abourd the WAN III started just after Ambassator Altair boarded the WAN III.  Furthur attacks comenced inside of the WAN III, as well as an attempt to cause the WAN III to self destruct upon the arrival of the Bozo ambassator BIC.  As security tapes have shown, Ambassator BIC never boarded the WAN III, as communication aboard the WAN III had already been disabled.
As a result of the investigation, orderes were given that the Altairians were indeed still bozofied, and were activily attempting to disable or destroy the WAN III, removing the WAN's powerful sector HQ, and leaving the WAN itself vulnerable to an all out attack.
Intellegence obtained also detected that the Bozo forces of Art Bell, were rebuilding it's homeworld, but at the same time, they were rebuilding their fleets in an all out invasion of the WAN.  This from all intellegence sourses was in fact the direct results of the Bozo-borg control of both the Altairians, and the Bell Bozo's.
As you and I were offship at the time, the internal security of the WAN III was at a low, and the bozo forces took advantage of the situation.
Upon completion of the rebuilding of the WAN III, now called the Phoniex, and it's assault/anti-bozo lensing ship the ISS Bozoblaster, the WAN did a massive preemtive assault, and all of the Bozo forces have been dealt a massive blow to teir forces, as well as the debozofication of numerous of their home worlds