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Our mission has seemed to gone astray....Time to regroup, untangle, and refocus our energies...
Admiral, if you have the Time, can you redirect our goals.

Aaron of Borg, we need to get things settled with the rest of the Borg.  It is upsetting our allies.

WAN fleet forces are scattered, and we need to refocus our attention.  We need additional crew membership.  Prioity is on recruitment

Dingo, count me in.  Just let me know what I can do to help.  I was suppose to meet with the MIB, but have never been contacted, so I assume I'm free to do whatever needs done.  Let me know how I can help!!

I agree that we need to take soem time to get our act sorted out, and re-define our mission. Let me know where I can be useful!

*BLEEP*"One thing that needs to be done is for someone to figure out where my ships went. I'm uploading the tracer signal, but I don't know how accurate the tracer is. If you put this signal on alert status for the scout ship's sladar, then I'm confident you can find at least the Draconis. I realize I may be imposing a burden upon the WAN, but if you're going to recruit, you're going to need the latest supplies and upgrades. To get those, you'll need a well known trader such as myself. A trader such as myself requires a trade vessel. Nerd57 out"*BLEEP*

There the Fleet was taken out.  I am gonna stay out of this for a while, can u blame me?  I need some time.   After the spy mission was the war after that was the SDC scrabble after that was the Stealth mission and after that was Destroying all bozo fleets in sector TFTF.  I can't take this crap no more!!!!!!   Hahahaha, almost fooled yea didn't I.  Oh im good!  Dingo What can I do????

We need to recruit members for the RPG sections.  We are down to only 6 or 7 poster's who are very active anymore in the Main Bridge.  We use to have about 20 to 30....It was more fun.  
I am going to suggest, that we recombined the fleet.  We need to bring Aaorn of Borg back to the Borg.  We need to actively locate Nerd57's missing ships.  We need to locate and bring back to the Borg, it's missing cubes.  Then I suggest we Combined all of our forces, and actively seek out and raddle the cages of the Bozo's.  When we locate a Bozo forum, we do raiding run's into those forums..and combined we have fun.
We also need to actively as a group, seek out new information on the net, to boldly bring new member's to ES.  To make ES the top notch forum for honest, and accurate exchange of space knowledge on the net.

*Fighting reactivated protocols*

We....will not rejoin the Borg. We...are free...

AOB...Under the aspisis of the WAN...Would you be willing to negotiate a settlement with the Borg...maintaining your individuality, but providing limited services to the Borg, until which time they are able to program a new ambassator, with your knowledge and ability.  So that down the road, you will need not worry about the Borg, patciently waiting till which time they will assimulate you back against your will, along with the ship or planet you are on???  The Borg do not give up.  I am only partially assimulated, the assimulating is starting to fail.  My body is starting to reject the process...I have only so much time before they have no choise but to deassimulate me.  At which time, they will not have my processes slowing down their rapid search and assimulation of you

Tracing source of Aarons transmissions....located. Sending ship to retrieve....

*Three cubes suddenly enter orbit, making a transmission:*

We are the Borg. We will not assimilate your system at this time. We come for one individual. Do not interfere with us or you will be assimilated.

*Hundreds of drones beam down in the vicinity of Aarons location, they begin tearing the area apart looking for him*

(portal opens, out steps Nemisis2)
Sorry about being out of it for four days.
I am starting to enter the observing tower, so i might be able to join in the fighting. :) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):)

WAN vessel belonging to the WAN IV have finished entering ES space, Orders?

Open transmission: WAN, dingo, Insommina, anyone, I....*pauses at the realization that he just said 'I'*...require assistance.
 
End transmission.

*Sees some Borg in the distance...sets long range weapon to kill...begins sniping down drones*

Nerd, Termina, and Laugi all walk down the hallways of their current deck. They are unsure of their location, and are looking for a map. Seeing one up ahead, Nerd rushes out to read it off to them.
"Hmmm Looks like we're on the rec-deck (hey poet and didn't know it!) . Hey look! There's some simulator rooms near here. I'll challenge both of you to a game of Powers(tm)."
"What's that?"
"Its a game that reads your consciousness and allows you do perform a bunch of really awesome fighting moves based on however you imagine the world. Ever seen the movie the Matrix?"
"Where I come from, it was called 'IreEbsl'(translator malfunction) and the game was called 'Chasi.'" Laugi explained.
"Lets play some Chasi! It sounds like fun!" Termina cried, jumping slightly.
"Alright, we just, ah, follow this corridor. Humph, convienient."

"ah."

Transmission: To anyone who can read, not sure how much longer these drones can be held back...

End transmission.

*Firing rapidly at the nearing mass of drones. As drones are destroyed, more are instantly beamed in to take their place...*

"Alright, Termina, you're all plugged in! Get ready to have a blast, and do take that literally," Nerd57 said as he finished strapping Termina into the simulator.
"Okay. Be gentle with me now," she said sweetly, trying to at least gain some pity points.
"Alright, I'll kill Laugi first."
"I heard that, you sog-head!" Laugi yelled from his machine.
"Shut up! You know I'm going to own you!"
"Yeah right, you're going to be sucking down my raw Dracone skill!"
"HA! Yeah right!" Nerd57 said as he strapped himself in. No sooner had he strapped himself in then he was presented with a menu. The menu read simply, listing the programs available to his group. He scrolled down and found the program Powers. Flicking his wrist, the program slowly loaded. Nerd braced himself, forming in his mind the way he wanted to appear in the game world. The bar was nearing the end.

Laugi stared out into the world. A new world, empty, barren, except for a few pre-designed obstacles. He was standing alone, fully clad in the Dracone battle armour he had designed for himself. A huge blade extended from his nose, gleaming in the sunlight. His legs were covered with light-wieght metal, and his wings and back were covered with a thin protectant.
He swung his neck around to peer at his surroundings. Nerd and Termina were no where to be found. He could only assume that their systems had either yet to load, or they were purposly using Chasi to hide from him. That wasn't so bad, when Laugi did find them, he would have more Chasi then either of them and would be able to smash them with his Rof hayo kedin.
He had to keep a sharp look-out, the invisibility chasi must wear off eventually. And when it did, BAM, they were gone.
"Kimbo-rey!" Laugi jumped out of the way as a blur whizzed past him. It was Nerd, in full Mynian elite garb, apparently ready to kill off a planet of people.
Laugi flared, his battle armour turning a bright purple, and he swung around at Nerd. Nerd jumped quickly. Laugi had just missed him. The world spun, frozen as the two fought. for every punch Nerd could throw, Laugi would block and counter, only to be blocked and countered.
Nerd grabbed Laugi's nose blade and began to lift him up off the ground. Laugi gasped as he was liftedn straight up into the air. Obviously having hydrogen to help in flight was a problem when it came to very strong people.
"Night Laug!" Nerd yelled, and proceeded to slam the blade into the ground, leaving Laugi dangling at the top, squirming and unable to move. Nerd steadied, and jumped into Laugi. In a fury of fists, Nerd smashed every bone and pulled every muscle in Laugi's body. The blinding speed of the attacks was enough to send Laugi flying to the ground, never mind the wallop each packed. Laugi hit the ground with a sickening CRACK, and sprawled out over the landscape, armour bent, scales broken, bones cracked and spriit demolished.
"Heh, been fun, but I gotta run," Nerd said slyly, raising one arm to take aim. "Une-SYE!" he yelled, and Chasi smashed into Laugi, burning him in a huge ball of energy, the egg energy he was so used to seeing used against others. The Chasi raddiating from Nerd was blasting him apart, piece by piece, bit by bit.

Laugi cursed his luck. He had been unprepared for the use of his own armour against him! Stupid, stupid child! Well, maybe Termina would be able to kick Nerds tailless butt.

Nerd57 grinned at his latest kill. It felt good to be back in the cyber world, the world he wanted to live in, to be a part of, to inhabit forever. He gazed back at the world. Where was that half-breed Termina? He could feel her presence, but couldn't see where she was. It wasn't like him to be unable to see anyone for quite so long. Her Power should have long run out and needed to recharge.
"Chasi Termi Areshi!" Nerd yelled, and the landscape was filled with a huge hemi-spherical blast of Power. That should've knocked her down, or at least shut off her invisibility. But still there was no one around. Was her system still loading? He knew he couldn't have destroyed Laugi that quickly.
BOOM! Nerd was thrown forward by a huge hit to the back. He could feel his spine crack as he hit the ground, and he struggled to stand back up. He turned himself over to examine what had hit him.
It was Termina, standing tall, in a bikini top with shorts for a bottom. The tight bikini contrasted sharply with her appearance, making her for a minute attractive, before he saw her three-fingered hands and tail. Nerd pushed himself off the ground in one fluid motion, and prepared to return fire.
Termina walked toward him, and he began firing Power balls at her. He launched them every which way from his hands, watching them curve and just barely miss her. He sent one huge blast at what should've been her chest, but that too somehow missed.
"Termina Areshibo," she muttered, barely audible to Nerd. But as soon as she said it, a huge blast of blue energy, completly unlike any other he had encountered in the game. A new Chasi. A brand new Chasi. The blue Power at away at his skin, burning away his face, exposing the white bone beneath. His marvelous brain was fried to a crisp,his battle armour torn to pieces. He was dead. And the game was over.

(Portal opens out flys the ISS Streak and two asteroid ships. Nemisis begins typing on his computer at cyborg speeds, He locks on Aaron of borg who is on the surface of a moon and sends one asteroid ship to begin trying to save Aaron, Nemisis hails Aaron)
Hold on, be there in a minute.

(The berserkers land via shuttles and begin engaging in hand to hand combat with the borg, eight feet tall compared to the five-ten average of a borg. two minion drones start searching for Aaron)

*BLEEP* "Nemisis! What are you doing! The Borg are allied with WAN. You are allied with WAN. You are WAN! If the WAN cross the Borg, there's bound to be a break in some treaty somewhere! Do not, I repeat, do NOT attack the borg drones! Hide Aaron, stow him away, send him all over the galaxy if you want to, but do NOT attack the Borg!" *BLEEP*

(Hears Nerd57_laugis' comm signal)
Actually the berserkers aren't really because their a captured 'species' of evil robots that i occasonally turn lose when i need demon-like fighting skills, non of my robots(Minion drones) have fired a shot at the borg.
I can just say that got loose for 'eh spell if ya' know what 'ah mean. :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D

(Minion drones still looking for Aaron, the battle between the borg and berserkers getting hidiously fierce, so fierce that any organic species would be instantly ripped apart by the flying blades and the attempted borgification, berserkers can't be borgified since their pure mechanics and these versons can't be reprogramed since they have only enough room in their HD for the command of 'KILL')

*Borg Cube suddenly appears..a beam transfers Dingo1 beside Aaron*  He talks through his communicator quickly.  All Borg drones instandtly stop fightting.  All Berserkers instantly stop fighters.  He reaches a paw out and touches AOB.  AOB nods, and stands down, and says something to Dingo1.*

Nemisis, retrieveal of Berserkers back to their astoroids...return your fleet back to WAN III HQ.  Borg Collective, I have AOB.  Retreive the Drones.  I will bring AOB back in our cube we are assigned to.  We will be directly heading back to WAN III HQ

(The berserkers stop and begin heading toward the shuttles, the minion drones stay behind them with their lasers armed just in case the berserkers try anything)
Heading back now.
(The ISS Streak and the two asteroids enter the portal and dissapere toward WAN II space)

*AOB and Dingo beam aboard the Cube*

*Sensors scan AOB... a readout is generated*

"Report:  Subject scanned is Unassimulatable. Transfering data to Collective...awaiting direction"

*Dingo1 collapses onto the deck.  Borg drones gather him up, and take him to analysis room.  System check is performed*

"Report:  Subject's body is rejecting assimulation.  Disassimulate all components...awaiting direction"

*The Borg Cube enter's Warp back to WAN III HQ*

Message to Nerd57, Laugi, Termina....Draconis fleet located...Sirius sector...Planet Dogwood.....
Location of ISS Slader located...unretrievable....locked in center of galatic abnormaility....sewn into fabric of space/time

"You found it? Great! Now all we need is a way to get to it," Nerd says.
"Well just find another map. Maybe we can find where the shuttle bays are and borrow one for a bit?"
Termina danced and skipped joyfully around them.
"Hmmm good idea. We'll just use that one we found earlier. Come on, profits await!"
"I kicked your BUTT!"
"Shut up Termina. You cheated somehow, I just know it."
"If you say so, dear."
"Shut up."
Laugi high threes Termina.

Laugi, Nerd, Termina, while your at it could you pick up three pod bays worth of mindless assimulation animals, will haggle the price. ;) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif );)

We did not lose any drones to anyone besides Aaron. How is he?

AOB is physically ok.  Mentally he would be able to shrug off any assimulation attempt.  His body will reject any component, by choise....We have never encountered this ability.  AOB has....emotions.  He has...free will....He desires to lead a life outside of the Collective, and will resist.  He has...placed his own being ahead of the Collective...he remimbers things from before his initial assimulation.  He is able to communicate directly with the Collective, but has refused to do so.  He want... guarentee's from the Collective in regards to his status.  He is willing to listen to the Collective, and work with the collective, but requires payment for services.
On another issue, my disassimulation.
The drones are doing an excellent job of disassimulation on my body.  We would like to keep the mind link in place as it is not hardware enhanced, so my body will not reject that.

Dingo, how come you never try for assitant cpt?
You seem to be doing a good job, you got a vote from me if you do. ;) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif );)

BTW Where is yales, does he ever enter here?

That would be up to the Admiral

Ask the Admiral, i'll back you up all the way. ;) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif );)

See if you can find some way to incapicate Aaron without harming him. If we get him unconsious, we may be able to assimilate him. We will not pay him, we do not use money in any form.

You will only require minimal hardware to maintain the mental link to the collective. The drones will leave only those components in place.

(Opens private channel to Dingo)
Hey Dingo, i think The Borg Collective is up to something.
Don't hand over Aaron yet.
IMHO

We are 'up to' nothing besides trying to get Aaron back to the collective and allowing dingo to maintain his neural link while removing the hardware his body is strangely rejecting.

What exactly are you suggesting?

(Noticing he pressed the wrong button for his private comm)
Errr... i wasn't implying anything. :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D
In fact accept my apologies for messing with your drones hehehe. :) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):)

AOB...now that you are disassimulated, would you care for something to drink???  I would like you to give this a try.  A Siriun Iced Tea.  Very refreshing.

*AOB takes a sip, and smiles...He up ends the glass and falls back on the floor out cold...The drones, take him to assimulation....his brain activities are low....The assimulation starts...without waking AOB brain monitor goes off the scale, and the assimulation is halted, and reversed....the Drones, not understanding what happened, take AOB to Dingo's quarters, and lay him down...Dingo wakes AOB*

Aaron, you drank your drink to fast, and instantly passed out.  Here is some asprin to help with the hangover.  We will be arriving soon back at the WAN


Collective....assimulation of AOB failed..he has a built in counter assimulation program that apparently can not be defeated...we are going to have to accept the idea, that he can not be reassimulated....As for money, the Collective does not use it.  The collective can trade with Nerd57 some of it's non essentual products for funds, and then use those funds to "pay" Aaron of Borg for services.

Nemisis, we are part of the collective,  what we here, the collective hears

No problem I can use my persuasion skills, charm, and powerful taking to get tons of high class statured and skilled members in sector RPG.

He smiled? And accepted a drink? Does he still have his implants? If so, he should not require food or drink.

Unconsious from drinking too fast...interesting.

*A lone drone onboard the cube suddenly changes tasks from adjusting the shield matrix to replicating some surian iced tea...it takes the mixture to Aaron's quarters...he is still near unconsious...the drone sets up a Borg IV system, pumping Aaron full of the tea, making him fall back into a near coma.

Dingo walks into the room and cries in protest of the drones actions. The drone stuns him and continues with its work.

Once Aaron is out of it, the drone sets up an emergency life support system to him, then initiates a power overload, shorting all of his circuits, and destroying the anti-assimilation program. Once that is done, an assimilation team enters the room and begins its work...*

Coming too from being knocked out.  Dingo see's what is taking place....And with awww, he see's AOB body, though unconciese is rejecting the assimulation faster than the drones can accomplish...No matter what is done, AOB body responds quicker...shock does not work...AOB has become inmune to the assimulation process


Collective, AOB can not be assimulated...please cease the attempt before AOB becomes hostile...we do not know if what has happened to him is transferable to the rest of the Collective...we do not want his ability to be lost, but instead we should study this event...We should let him have free rain on his freedom, and monitor things

Dingo
I have been missing the forums, too. I have just been going bonkers lately trying to get to everything I have to do. (And still not managing it.) Do you know, I have not spent an entire day at home in over a month? And I am talking weekends and all. I sleep there (when not on travel), and grab the odd meal there, and that is about it. To say I am tired would be putting it quite mildly.

Please post something to that effect for me,  I have been lurking some, but that's about all -- I WILL be back, just gimme time.

Admiral PLC

*Re-stuns dingo*

If we cannot assimilate Aaron, he is not the only one who will become hostile. He is unconsious, and will remain so until we want him revived.

*Continuing assimilation attempts...*

This makes no sense..his systems are offline, yet they continue to resist...

*Drones begin forcibly removing his components, leaving him alive through the life support systems...Once the components are removed, they perform neural sweeps to return his mind back to how it was before Insomina's interference. They then begin reassimilating....*

Resistance is futile...

Regaining his sences again after being stunned,  Digo sits back on his hanches, and is in shock....AOB body, having been stripped on all Borg technology, and his mind being reset to original condition...he observes AOB body heal itself...As the drones continue there attempt at assimulation, every insision seals itself up before any component can be inserted.

This is impossible:  He has somehow made his whole body inmune to assimulation.  Is it possible that he only allowed himself to be assimulated by his own free will????

*Dingo appears to be immune to the phaser blasts, as they do not keep him down very long. The drones begin to question him:*

Do you know how Aaron resists us? How can we counteract the effects? Comply.

*A drone injects Aaron with nanoprobes. As the cutting object remains in the flesh until the injection is complete, it cannot heal over it. The probes begin to assimilate Aaron from the inside, and also attempt to shut down whatever is causing the resistance...*

I do not know the reason...what race is AOB orginally from???

Laugi glares as he reads the comm-links. "Sog it! I want to get some action! This isn't fair! I wanna kick some bootay!"
Nerd grabs the link-reader away from him, and stares at the thread. "I told you we shouldn't have wasted time with that vending machine! Now we're late for the fight!" Nerd points back towards a complelty torn apart vending machine, bits of food and packaging everywhere.
"That's not my fault! Termina wanted something to eat!"
"Don't look at me, I didn't tell him to kill the poor machine," Termina chirps, brushing back her hair in the universal reflection of insult.
"Fine, whatever. Come on, let's go get to some ships. We need the Draconis if we want to fight Bulletproof!"
"Set to go!" they all say at once, stunning them for a few seconds before they run towards the bays.

"Bool et Proff. Keel... di Hayu.... maaaaahhhhns."

"Termina! Lets go!"
"Sorry, thought I heard something. Stop waiting for me, I can catch up!"
"No need to get pissy."

Dang it, Kay, how many times I have to tell you that I canNOT just up and leave the Fleet?!? Now I'm wiped, and here it looks like another situation has developed while we were gone.

Got to admit, though, that little business in the Sirian system worked like a ch-- woops, never mind.

Hey, weren't you supposed to meet somebody? Why don't you go check that out while I see what's going on here...

Yeah, worked pretty d@#n good, if Ah do say so. Keep it quiet though, P.

And, darlin', you didn't have to go with me, y'know. 8) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/glasses.gif )8)

(Portal opens out step Nemisis2 and four berserkers with blade arms readied, Nemisis addresses the borg in an out of character serious voice)
Let Aaron go, you tried and you failed to assimilate him.
I have to "recommend" that you let Aaron go or i will have to ensure his safety.
(Berserker drones take a step forward looking menacing, heating their blades to a red hue)

"Alright! Everyone, on THREE!"
"Siq!"
"Bie!"
"What?"
"Quiet, human! UloEpe! Go!"
The rockets to a small space tug flare open, streams of ions pour out. Billions of atoms, a blue glow, and huge temperatures escape from the back of the tug, the engines barely able to resists melting at the huge temeperatures.
Meanwhile inside, the odometer clicks 1 kph.
"You HAD to pick an Ionocraft! You bloody Dracone, just cause it glows doesn't mean it MOVES!" Nerd yells at Laugi.
"Ohhhh shove it up your-"
"Guys! Come on! We're missing the fun, lets find another ship and get out of here!"

Laugi and Termina are busy banging away, trying to open the door on another freighter, but if they pulled too hard, the door would pop off and it would be useless. Again.
Suddenly, the Nerd's communicator rang. As he picked it up, he could hear the faint sounds of battle echoing in the background.
"Nerd, Laugi, could ya try to contact Labatt ;) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif );) "
"Ayn, will do so ASAP!," Nerd responds, and promptly sends a blinker-tracer out to find Labatt.
BANG!
"Dang it you two! Get it right! Pull out, don't pull off!"
"Sog you! Why don't you do it!"
"I'm the brains, that's why! Shove it uo your tail!"
"I can't, there aren't any orifaces, ya pink-"
"Sog off the two of ya! My legs hurt and I've got cramps, and I don't know WHY!"
"Geez, I can see she got your mammalian traits!"
"And she got your temper! Look, she's even turning purple like you would!"
"SOG OFF SOG OFF SOG AAAAHHF!"
"Yeah, but she's got the manners of a Mynian."
"That does it! You and me! Lets go!"
"I'll take ya both, sogging males!"
"You and what army?"
"Just me, bird-brain!"
"Half-breed!"
"AYYYEEE!" Nerd screams as he jumps into the two others, who are already nose to nose. He smashes them both to the ground, and they all jump up, ready to fight.
"UNE-" they all begin, but are already too busy fighting to finish.

I would join you in the chatroom but it fails to load now. :\ (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ):\ :\ (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ):\ :\ (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ):\ :\ (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ):\

Used to let me in ohwell. :( (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ):(

No. Do not do that. My individuality is not worth risking your alliance with the collective. As the Vulcans say, the needs of the many outweighs the needs of the few...or the one.

*With that, the anti-assimilation protocols shut down, and the drones begin to make progress assimilating him...*

All for one and one for all...
(The drones step forward again)
I'm warning you borg, don't mess with Aaron.

Aron don't give up so easily, come one you can fight them.

Nemisis, no need to panic....Aaron can disassimulate himself at will.  There is no way the Borg can take away that ability, without destroying AOB utterly.  I have been looking into what has been going on, and researched some of the Borgs' archives, and found out that they have ran into this before, with another entity called "Piccard".  The process is called assimulationitus.  It is a very rare condition, and it is built into the fabric of his being.  Siriuns have a simular condition where our bodies reject most inorganic material.  Sometimes with nasty side effects....Talk with my brother Cerberus, next time he stop's by and see what can happen.  Mom had a very difficult time with him before he was born.  So we can stand down from interfering.
Being part Borg myself now, and able to maintain my identity due to my condition, I get conflicting orders.  I must obey the Borg, unless their order's interfere with WAN orders

*The Borg Cube approches the WAN....Dingo1(disassimulated except for a communications link), AOB (fully assimulated), and Nemisis, Deep in conversation about the assimulation of Aaron*  WAN III HQ.  Requesting permission to transfer personel aboard.  Dingo1 is protected by Ambassatorial protocals for the Borg.  AOB is full ambassator. *The Borg teleport all three into Pete's place and warp back to the collective*

(Berserkers leave through the portal, and Robot CQ21 steps out. Theres a short conversation in binary and Nemisis turns toward Dingo)
Dingo, the guardian corps has report a major attack besides bulletproof in sector SDC, the civilian defence force barely held up to the bombardment by a bozo cyber-mage named Orion_project.
We do not think they will with stand another concentrated attack as this cyber mage is exceptionaly powerful, recommend atleast two wan ship w/fleet belongings go and help with the fortification of that sector.
Also we have abandoned Alternate earth space, it is now empty and barron.

Nemisis...no need to enter that fray at this time.  WAN Fleet HQ, has already contacted sector control in regards to Orian_project....He is a Super-bozo, and our weapons are ineffective against him.  Contact sector guardians directly and make a formal complaint.

As for Bulletproof.....responding to his attacks...we will need all ships to be able to launch against him...Borg Collective is out of the fray for the time being, due to still repairing all cubes...best attack for Bulletproof, is to send ghost ship decoys so that current ships are not damaged..let him expend his resourses...hehehe

What about the repair they need on SDC, my crew isn't availible right now but we need people along with me to be ready to help bump posts if and when PO strikes again.

I think when you used the 'ritos you may have messed with the processors of several berserkers, i had to manualy destroy an asteroid that had wondered away from the battle; what it was doing is unknown right now.

About the Berzerkers...It is worse than that.  It is apparent that Bulletproof has come up with a means to interfere with your command interface.  Beef up the signal 10 fold and see if it will burn through the interference.  Our new weapondry of "Rito's" do not create an EMP

Am trying but the berserkers are scattered about the field, the minion control fighters have kept them iin the battlefield so theres probably nothing to worry about.

Things seem quiet now in sector SDC, there still recovering from the last attack.

All for one is not the Borg's priority. This drone deactivated the anti-assimilation subroutines to save the alliance, and possibly lives. Since assimilation, this drone does not have the free will to reaactivate them.

Dingo, if you would like us to remove the neural link, we will, since this drone has returned to its amabssador duties. Also, please stop with your flights into SDC with our cube. We cannot handle another attack like the previous one. Also, your drones seem to be showing signs of indivuality, as this is most likely a response to your being connected to them while retaining your indivuality, we are making your connection, starting now, until you choose to disconnect, one way. You may recieve information, but they will not hear your thoughts. We are installing a new protocol so that you may still give them orders with your thoughts, but that will be the limit of what they hear of your mind.

(Nemisis shrugs then dissaperes with robot CQ21 through a portal)

Remember me?  Anyone?  Sorry I've been gone for so long.  I've really missed you guys!

Borg Collective, since your Ambassator has been restored, yes, remove the neural implants...they are causing major headaches, for myself, and for the drones on the cube.  You will need to reassimulate the drones to be on the safe side.




*Hidden thought to AOB.....free will is yours when you wish it...this will be kept out of the mind of the collective, and buried in your subconcious awareness*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Termina screams, her cries puncturing the warm air, punctuated by a thump as she falls against the ground unconscious.
Nerd and Laugi stop fighting and turn towards her now crumpled figure. Nerd is reminded of her beautiful shape, but also remembers her claws and tail.
"What the sog happened?" Laugi yells at her body. No response.
"Termi? Termi, ya there?" he asks slowly, and bends over to roll her over onto her front
"Sog... Laugi... is she breathing? I KNEW I shouldn't have hit her!" Nerd says, also bending over the fallen halfling.
"Quiet! You don' hit hard enough to knock her out. I don't know what's wrong with her, we need to get her to a clinic now!"
"Gotcha!" Nerd  complys, already hitting buttons on his communicator.

*message intercept: decode:
10101010010100100101010!*
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We need med-unit, fighter bay, YESTERDAY!
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We will remove your implants immediately.

*The drones begin their work. Aaron did not hear the 'hidden thought' as he has been completly disconnected from Dingo of Borg, a precaution installed by the collective against Dingo's individuality.*

*As the WAN repositions its self over 500 very small blips are seen on the very edge long rang scanners. As if caught off guard the blips readjust there positions and leave scanner range.*

Whoever you are, we suggest enhancing your long range sensors to increase the range. There appear to be ships hovering just outside of your sensors reach.

Sending out clocked long range sensors towards the edge of the current sensor range....no ships appear, but scanners register Bozo ion trails...

Dingo Hits the alarm.....All WAN Ships, All WAN ships...general quarters...gereral quarters.   We are being shadowed by a force of at least 500 ships....Bozo traces detected

*As the Wan probe gets even closer it starts detecting small chunks of bozo metal strewn around. The spectrometer is also reading trace amounts of noble gases not used in bozo ion engines. Soon the probe shuts down its engines and boost its sensor power. Just by luck the probe sees 5 craft that are only 1 meter long heading away from the the WAN all in the same direction all parallel. Given a close look the images reveal that 4 of the 5 are some type of hologram. The one real craft looks like nothing the bozos have. It is no more than an ion engine with an antenna.*

I heard the alarm. Your admiral and I are down in the bar. Is she needed on the Bridge?

It would seem as if a fleet of ships has destroyed a bozo fleet. In that case, the mystery ships are friends to us, but why do they not contact us? Unless they are a third party against us AND the bozos.

Nerd is still screaming into the communicator, "MED-UNIT! MED-UNIT NOW! WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
"Nerd! Keep calm! We don't need you having a heart attack and leaving me without the ability to hit those sogging communicator buttons."
"Fine. Geez, the service in this place!"
"Hey! I think... I think she's saying something! What is it? Come on Termi! What is it!?"
"Quiet listen! ... Well, what is it?"
Laugi stared wide eyed at Termina's unconscious body, and slowly turned towards Nerd, his neck dark purple.
"Schvundza... he's back..."

"Kiel seidk gels tosn colow sowelse noebew.
And furthermore, you shall not leave this Universe, you shall not escape, and you shall not use that STUPID Uber-rito on me again! It won't work this time. And that wierd maneuver for the Universal sign of good? HA!
To you, I am the Universe! I am good, I am evil, I am life and death and reincarnation if I so @#%$ well PLEASE! You are all within my power! Here and now, I-AM-SCHVUNDZA, and you will die!"

All hard, All hards,Schvundza has broken free and is loose again in our universe....Medical tend to Termina....MIB...with your connections can you recommend additional forces.  Nerd57, you own the largest power company in this sector of the galaxy...This entity feeds off of energy...what recommendations do you suggest.  Labatt, your new defense shielding unit's...test them here with the WAN HQ...AOB...what recommendations from the BOrg....Nemisis...direct your fleet to trace down unknown forces that destroyed Bozo fleet...Also start Lame joke protocalls

How did your deassimilation work? Any side effects?

Who is Schvundza? We do not recall him/her. What are their abilities? Any known weaknesses?

Disassimulation went well, the headaches are gone.  

Schvundza - aka the entity who did massive damage to our's and your fleet...we had him trapped, and drained of power....it eats power and gets stronger...  
Some means of draining power from him from a safe distance before he tears another hole through Space/Time fabric...do not know if the Admiral's manuveer will work again

Draining power is not a specialty of ours. We should find a way to prevent him from entering our universe in the first place. If it continues to get in, we will all continue to lose ships. We are still recovering from the previous incident. There are still several rogue cubes...and the Bozo borg are unaccounted for. They are still a high priority.

Agreed...entity is currently in sector SdC our current status here, is the barrier is holding.  Have detected traces of missing Borg Cubes, in sector Freedom, have dispatched a clocked probe into that sector to pinpoint the emmisions.
Contact with Agents in the BIC, indicate that the Bozo Borg Cubes have been there in sector Art Bell, but that they were really Bozified, and wrecked havak in that sector...Claims made by some of the refugies, is the Bozo Borg Cubes attacked due to Sector ArtBell not Bozo enough??  Trying for independant conformation

There is more than one now? We were not aware of that.

The Borg seek perfection. Perhaps the Bozo Borg seek perfect illogic, and also illogically attack other, non perfect Bozos.

Termina is rushed to the med-bay, with Nerd and Laugi running right beside her, Nerd's feet causing a tap-tap on the floor, Laugi's a whomp-whomp.
"I never bought that company! I'd swear to it! I've been stuck in Hyper-D and then a cafeteria, and then a sim room getting my bum kicked by this lucky Newbie!" Nerd yells into his communicator, pointing to Termina off camera.
"My guess is, Schvundza used my brain wave-lengths to access my accounts and buy it. He probably changed the password to! I'll try, but if I do and your star system blows up, I have no liability!"
"What was with that last line?" Laugi asks.
"I have to cover my butt. Lawyers demand it."

"Nothing... me out.... long! You.... all... ROT! Corpses will burn! Your skin will stink up the space, and your eyeballs will be fed to Art Bell! Hey... I have a wonderful idea..."

*BRRRRING BRRRRING* "Hello? Art Bell speaking? Are you letting them get to you? do you require some of my infinite insight into that which They don't want you to know?
... Uh huh... yes... yes... Yes... YES! You must tell me! Send them too me now! Thank you! Thank you! Now the oppresors of my knowledge will pay for what they have done to me and my followers!" Art puts the phone down and squeezes his big red nose. A squeeky sound comes out. "Finally, the coordinates for the WAN HQ... Finally, and end to the war, and the acceptance to the Face on Mars! HA HA HA HA HA!"

"HA HA HA HA HA HA! Ohhhh If you see any tents pop up about 40 meters from your HQ, don't be too surprised! HA HA HA HA!"

Noticing the total lack of replys, Schvundza gets angry.
"SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL RIGHT WHERE YOU STAND! ARRRRRGH!"
Angry Space-god? Uh oh!

What would you have us say? Your posts are very difficult to respond to. Your thought process could not be more inefficient if they were randomized (which they probably are).

*Thats the best the Borg can do for an insult*

"HA, you and your collective! I could 'breathe' and you'd be wiped away. If I so much as blink, you're gone from this Universe! Arrogant, single-minded, chaotic, imperfect, mismatched, sogging FOOLISH BORG!"

A small nuclear fire erupts on a planet close to the WAN HQ. 700 tent shaped blips appear on the Sladar.

If that is all you ever do when you are spoken to, it is no wonder that no one talks to you. If you were capable of holding a normal conversation, we are certain somebody would talk to you.

"Would the Hayu Mahn's try to speak with their Ahntz? I don't think so! To me, you are all as tiny Boogs, and shall be squashed!
"And while we're on the topic of people not liking other beings, what about you? How many races have you assimilated? Could it be the only reason the WAN has allied itself with you is to protect itself and lower your chances for assimilation by decreeing you unable to assimilate allies?
"Any rational political mind would see the deciet behind all this! Think about it! While your numbers remain constant, the WAN allies grow slowly. Eventually, you can assimilate no one race, and can no longer grow and add to your strength. Then the WAN launches a new weapon against you, perhaps one they will develop soon, maybe even already have developed!
"The WAN is like a parasite, slowly sucking the life from the Borg. Even if you somehow manage to defeat me, you will still die, because the friends you trust with your cubes and your drones will turn on you to destroy you, another huge, possibly hostile, consciousness, and make sure you can cause no damage to their allies!
"I could've destroyed you! All of you if you want to look at it that way! But I didn't, because I saw that same raw talent for destruction and the usefullness of it, just as I saw in the Berserkers! Think of it! You could inhabit a million Universes, assimilate races from other Universes, a grow and become stronger and stronger, until finally... finally you attain... perfection!"

You are improving your conversational skills. That is actually a semi-intelligent post, one worth replying to.

If ants had any inteligence instead of just instincts, and had a method of communication with other species, we are certain that humans would be interested in what they have to say. They listen to apes giving sign language, do they not?

Your accusation of our ally, the WAN, appears to be valid. You are correct that we cannot assimilate other allies of theirs, but they do not get more allies simply to deny us their assimilation. We have other species in quadrants the WAN has no hold in to assimilate freely. Some of the WAN allies are not up to the technical level we consider worthy of assimilating.

Is your offer to allow us to assimilate entire universes, aided by you, also valid? What, as the humans say, 'do you get out of it'?

"Why, your help in ridding the Universes of the life that does not please me. That an helping me generate energy for my eventual leave, of course.
"It may not seem like the WAN are allying just to deny you races to assimilate, but it is most likely so. Look! They have gigantic ships, flying about from place to place, using hyper-links to find and recruit more people into their congregation! This could only mean less assimilation for the Borg!
"Listen to me, you do not need this creatures! Or better yet, you DO need this creatures! As part of your fast repritoire, part of your strength as a collective. Bring order to their chaos, perfection to their fallacies!"

We get species to assimilate...you get energy to allow you to move on....but wouldn't your 'moving on' destroy that universe, as it nearly did that one? That would destroy all Borg and all of our new assimilations each time you move. That is not good. Unless, of course, you have the ability to transport the entire Borg species to the next universe with you.

"Ahh of course I had thought of that! All I'd have to do is place you in my holding dimension, which is seperate from Universes, and bring you in after I've completed the move. See how wonderfully this works out for everyone?"

Schvundza, your presence is most welcome....I think that your emmisary is enjoying the power you are providing his power distribution company.  We learned from your last foray into this sector, and have been quietly draining you...This is reducing his energy supply costd, and helping pay off his companies extreamly high past do bills, and improving the bottom line.  So please stay....Oh please be informed....ummm about our first officer.....any damage to his home, the WAN III HQ, he would possibly take offense to.....ummmm I think you have possibly met our first officer in your travels...ummm, he goes by the name of Yales....

Ummmm,,,,I think you have met our Admiral PLC, and her friends from MIB...I know that she and that organization, want things to settle down here for the time being, giving everyone a chance to regroup and rebuild their forces...she has contacts with beings I can not even begin to fathem
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Borg Collective....Contact exstablished with Rogue Borg fleet....they were able to maintain a sembalence of the hive...they desire to rejoin the primary hive...they have assimulated many new technologies, and have increased their size to 800 main cubes, and one center matrix...they have been searching for the primary hive, but were  displace to far for communications...they will be here in a few more days
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Nerd57, Laugi, Termina.......newest statement from my brother Cerberus.....company is now in an economic upturn, as in no longer hemeraging assets...at current power generation reduced costs, company will be in the black in a matter of days, and all customers will see a decrease in their energy bills
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Labatt...how is that new defensive setup coming in the test area??
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Nemisis.....utilize new weapondry on Super Bozo Bulletproof....these new weapons sap Bozo powersourses, and decreases energy generation in the area.
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Borg Collective...I personally have been monitoring your open communications with the entity..I have a question for you, and for Schvundza...Question, if you agree to this compact in the course of time, wouldn't the both of you become equal in power, would there eventually come to the point where one or the other deside to overcome the other, else be overpowered by the other????
As for the WAN being a parisite against the Borg, the answer to that is no.  Yes we have an agreement that the Borg does not activiely atempt to assimulate our allies, but if one of our allies desides they desire to join the Borg, we would not interfere with that, for our allies, are independant races, and make their own desisions themselves...I a Siriun, having been a Borg for a short time, understand the wonders of the collective...If this bdy of mine could have been able to adapt to the assimulation, we would have stayed.
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Schvundza, as a WAN officer, I am by directive, will defend the WAN III...If in your passage into our sector of space do so peasefully we would not need to use force in defense of our, or one of our allies' fleets and area's of space...Our's is a alliance of those who seek knowledge, in good and respectful exchange....yes we are very well armed for our defense and do maintain an offensive capibility

*As the bozo tents start closing the distance to the wan fleets the mysterious ships scream in to the bozo fleet. What follows is a gigantic fire ball as the small craft ram in to the bozos. in a matter of seconds all that is left is a cloud of space debris.*
*As this happens a very powerful radio transmission is sent to the WANIII. "I feel it is time to introduce my self. Most humans would call me a computer, what I am is an engendered consciousness. My original mission was as a probe to scope out other worlds and once there do what I could to aid in constructing what would be the beginnings of a colony for my creators. On rout the communications stopped with my people. After ruling out all other possibility I decided that those who created me were in trouble. I about faced, when I got back to my homeworld I found no trace of those who made me all that was left was a chaired dark world. I finally found enough evidence to ascertain that the race that created me was no more. So I sat on the remains of my world and thought. Eventually I figured that those who did this would still be out there and it was my duty to stop them. Thousands of years later using my construction abilitys to enhance themselves I have come to a level where I can convert an entire asteroid into a star ship. During that time I also found a way to communicate instantaneity, that has allowed me to extend my abilitys over an infinite distance."
"The ships you see in front of you are like everything I make, a part of me like an arm or a leg to you. I can control millions of them and can produce more quickly as needed. I should also say that one of your crew members is a close associate of mine. Meteoroid was in one of the sectors I survey and had his ship almost destroyed when it malfunctioned. I saved him and soon we became friends. He how ever is not the only reason I am here. In this sector of space there exist 3 different creatures that could destroy my homeworld. The Borg, the Bozos, and Schvundza. I wish to monitor them and see what threats they could provide to the civilizations to the universe."*

(Odezy, BulletProof, And a science Officer stand on the bridge of the HotBoy surveying Orstio space.)

Odezy: Imhotep, I have something for you.
Imhotep the science officer: Yes Mi'Lord?
BulletProof: You have been alive many a millenia, We have four things you may like.
Imhotep: THE CANOPIC JARS!
Odezy: Hehehe, Yes.. And, We have some pets to open them for you.

*Odezy walks off the bridge for a few moments and comes back in with 5 pilots of WAN vessels.*

Odezy: Four of these pilots wish to open the jars for you, The other... Well, He volunteered to be a snack.

*Odezy shoves a laser pistol into there backs*

Odezy: OPEN IT NOW DOGS!!! OR DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!

*One of the men snaps his jar open, Along with the other three*

*A dust cloud goes flying as each jar is opened*

WAN Prisoner: YOU HAVE MY SOULD BUT YOU WONT HAVE THIS JAR!!!

*Slams the jar towards the ground*

*Odezy holds out his hand and the jar floats just off the ground*

Odezy: FOOL!! Do you think we are but mere creatures?

*Odezy shoots his knee cap out*

Odezy: Anyone else wanna try some §hit like that?

*Imhotep sucks the life from the five and returns to the form of a human*

BulletProof: Imhotep you have served us well, Giving us the pwoer to support Schvundza, and tending to our needs.

Imhotep: Yes, And you have been great to me, Mi'Lords excuse me for a second?

*Imhotep blinks out of view*
*Blinks back*

Imhotep: I have found a way to turn up the power feeding Schvundza, And have done it Mi'Lords. Also... I secured these a few battles ago, Along with some new tech I created.

Odezy: Do show Imhotep, Do show!

*Imhotep waves his arm out at shoulder length*

*A fleet of Borg Cubes uncloak, And they start to spin very rapidly.*

Odezy: Imhotep they will destroy themselves stop there spinning!

*Imhotep grins and the spinning becomes faster*

*The corners of the Borg Cubes zoom off into space leaving behind a Borg Sphere*

BulletProof: Imhotep! Your an archangel!!! I love ya man... er mummy... er god?
Imhotep: I am but a curse Anubis is the god... But I can get him involved if you wish.

*Imhotep lets loose with a violent roar and the whole ship starts to shake then stops almost as quick*

Imhotep: turn on the view screen check the barracks.

*The view screen comes on and the barracks of all ships under Odezy and BulletProofs command are filled to the brim with angry roaring Anubis Warriors*

Odezy: This keeps getting better and better!
BulletProof: yes and I discovered this from a wreckage.

*A meatball flies thru the air and slams into a borg cube, The cube isnt phased but it starts to float to the side of Evil, AOB was onboard the cube when it changed its loyalties.*

Odezy: Do it again!!! Nail them all!!
BulletProof: I wish it was that easy, These suckers are hard to make!

*WAN fleets fire on the borg spheres*
*Nothing is harmed shields 99.9%*

Odezy: HOLY..!!! Howed they withstand that...
Imhotep: I am discovering great things..
*Imhotep nods his head and the Evil borg spheres head towards WAN fleets*

Odezy: This will be great to see!!!

*Pop.. Pop..... Pop... DING!*

BulletProof: POPCORNS MINE I GOT FIRST DIBS!!

Odezy: Schvundza, Care for some buttery as hell popcorn?

*The entire bowl dissapears*

Odezy: :( (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ):( I didnt mean all of it!

*A chuckle is heard*
*Popcorn starts overflowing the bridge*

*Crunch Crunch Munch*

Odezy: mmmm!!! Thanx!

(Out Of Character Note: THIS POST TOOK ME AN HOUR WOW!!!)

Schvundza....
Welcome to the WAN's sector of Space..... the rules governing this sector of space are different than you encountered in the various universes you have conquard and destoyed....we here cherish life, and go to great lengths to help preserve and enhance the quality of those who come here.....
We have noted your entry into this sector...we understand the loss of life in battle, that is the nature of war...we follow the conventions on the treatment of prisoneers...one does not actively torture and kill another entity for the pleasure it brings, as you have just so demistrated.
You have attacked an ally of the WAN...the Borg.  Which is an attack on the WAN.  
*800 Borg cubes appear in an envoloping manueveer around the HotBoy, and his rift into Orstio space...An energy draining barrier appears from the new Borg fleet...inpreganble, and surrounds the area....no energy can pass...We the Borg, communicate with the Hive...we have been missing and have returned...we rejoin the hive, we rejoin the Collective....

A single Borg Cube is entered into barrierzone...this Cube is different, in that it is surrounded with a circus tent...and radiates Bozoness...*

Borg Collective...it is apparent that our missing Borg have returned, and they have in their energy prison, the Cube who was infected with Bozoness...As well as having apparently trapped the Schvundza into a energy draining prison for the time being

Meteoroid...it is good to see you have returned from your mission....We welcome your new friend to the WAN...

Uhm, Dingo...  You been smokein Taco's? We're not bozo's.. We understand the facts the truths, Schvundza = spacegod..
Imhotep = The Mummy (hehe), BulletProof = To be determined when the fiction allows :) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):), Odezy = To Be Announced :) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):). But uhm... We not bozos hehe, And no offense but I could barely understand what you was talking about...
Which makes me... VERY ANGRY!!!

*The borg spheres pass right thru the energy wall and begin to fire on Dingo's ship, Exploding his right wing in an immense show of debri, And severly crippling his offensive capabilites*

"The Borg spheres have not returned to the collective, They are now a new collective, Much more devastateing and aggresive"

*Odezies flagship opens fire, Sending fireballs sailing thru Pete's Bar, and Catching Orstios cape on fire*

"We didnt come here to TALK, We came here for WAAAAR!!! NOW GIVE US WHAT YOUVE GOT WE WILL JUST CHEW IT UP AND SPIT IT BACK AT YOU! With being a Spacegod, Comes the power of Immortality and the ability to ressurect the dead (Look at Imhotep hes ancient egyption!) So give us ALL YOUVE GOT WAN!!! Lets see ALL of your members... how should I say it... Take it to da house?"

*BulletProof lobs a comet at the Alundra again which is floating helplessly in space sending it tumbling towards the Insomnia..., BOOM!*

"Mummy? HA HA! Odezy was crying for his MUMMY! HA HA HA HA!" Schvundza would wipe a tear away, but has no eyes.
"Alright, its been fun, and I do enjoy watching the beings in the Universe make fools of themselves, but I need an answer from the Borg. Will you join me and aid me in the destruction of Matt and his Universes? Or will you ally with the WAN, who will eventually destroy you, either directly or indirectly?
"As a show of good will, I will allow you to assimilate 5 of my newly acquired berserkers. Maybe once you see how strong other beings from different dimensions can be, you will see how strong entirely different Universe's can be!
"As for the WAN officer, Dingo, I must ask you... Do you have no memory of my last attack? Although it failed, what does not kill me, makes me stronger. Embrace life? HA! Embrace destruction. It shall be the only thing you recieve from me!"

The Software has been installed, and now I am working on creating some really strong Alloys so that this system can last, and endure many things.  I'll give it about 1 more day to be ready.  And then we will test it on a planet not that far from here where a fully developed ship unmanned ofcoarse, with the highest possible leval of shields will be destroyed in to pieces, well thats my guess.

Ahhh a Spacegod...a serious challange....But have you met our resident diety yet, and have confered to it's presence???  Our first officer (shuddering at having to notify him of another diety in his realm) Yales....Captain Yales, Lunch is ready...a plaid dressed photographer, going by the name of Schvundza,
says he is a Angry Spacegod...

Labatt....bring it up online now...we need it...the WAN III and it's allies are under attack...Will you be so kind as to (please, please , please) notify our First Officer Yales, that we have a visiting diety.

Schvundza, we never said you were allied with the Bozo forces, nor one yourself....We are already at war, with the Bozo's

*launching 500 Anti "Rito's"  They explode around Schvundza,
draining him and all of his minions of power, rendering him vulnerable...The rogue Borg cubes are placed in stasis, as well as Schvundza placed in stasis..

Before you decide to war with the WAN...contact the Admiral in the bar...if she agree's to a war, then we shall battle, if she does not, then we follow her order's...

Only she has that authority

It would appear as if our rogue fleet has been captured. Many other ships have now been damaged. We cannot survive this much longer. Our alliance with the WAN fleets is not helping us any.

Schvundza, we require one more piece of information before joining you. Are you allies with Imhotep and Odezy? They are causing us great damage, and if you are not with them, can you make them stop their damage to our fleet? Either way, that is a major benefit of an alliance with the Borg and yourself.

We also accept your 'gift' of the five berserkers. We are prepared for their transport when you are.

Using information gained from being a Borg...Dingo1 dispatches the override codes to all of the rogue Borg cubes....They reset themselves and rejoin the Borg Collective...The Borg Collective is restored...


All WAN repair shiips...emergancy repairs to all damaged Borg vessels...whatever they need in materials, we will provide them.


Aaron of Borg.....  The Borg Collective and our allience has been a great strength to both of our organizations...Before your desision, look closely to what Schvundza offer's.  Make sure his offer is solid, and not a ruse to eventually take over the Collective.

The Collective has been in my mind...they know the goals of the WAN.  The Collective knows that we have no desire to corrupt or destroy the Borg...we might attempt to have you change your minds in regards to your activities, but we do so with logic and actions

You forget, your link to us was one way. You could hear us, but we could not hear you. This was to allow you access to our information and abilities, but not affect your individualism, or to add individualism to the collective.

Either offer has its disadvantages. Either of the groups asking our alliance may betray us. It would seem, however, that it would be better to join a god than a group of knowledge defenders. We do require an answer to our earlier question, however, before we proceed.

"Dingo, one, I think your plan just backfired. You, once again, forgot that I absorb energy. Leave me defensless, BAH! You've meerly made me stronger! Foolish dog! Don't worry, I'll end your pitiful existance when I'm finished in your SDC space.
"And Aaron of Borg, I am no allied with them, I am meerly avoiding destroying them because their are feeding me a significant amount. Now, if you would capture their energy creation device, or better yet make your own that is exactly like theirs, than I would be free to demolish the entire sector, and end whatever hostilities could be going on over there.
"Oh yes, and before I forget, Dingo, I am not really a god. Its just a convienent way of communicating DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL! Comparing me to a deity, which I am fairly confident I have killed most of them off, Is like comparing a bullet casing to a Battle Cruiser!"

[font size=20pt style="papyrus"; weight="bold" color="red]WHO DARES DESECRATE THE NAME OF ALL-POWERFUL SCHVUNDZA?  SHOW YOURSELF AND BE JUDGED BY THE OMNIPOTENCE.[/font]

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SHVUNDZA! WE SAVED YOU!!! WE FED YOU!!!! And this is how we are repayed?

Borg! It is a trick! Do NOT listen to him, He tricked us with the same LIES, We had an alliance with him but now it is over! We have your ships, We are keeping them but from now on, the borg will be Nuetral ground to us, You dont attack us... We dont attack you! Shvundza you shall pay for your treachery!

*Odezy Blinks off of the bridge of the HotBoy*
*Blinks onto the bridge of his science vessel*
"Computer: Please enter access code"
(*******)
"Computer: Accepted. Hello Odezy"
"Odezy: Computer! Set self destruct sequence timer 10 minutes"
"Computer: Self Destruct Activated, 10 minutes till Self Destruct"

"Odezy: This is for you shvundza"

*Shuts down all power to Schvundza's power tube*

"BulletProof: Shame it had to be this way, You just remember, You cant die, But we WILL ALWAYS RULE YOU! MORTAL OR NOT! WE WIN!"

*Odezy blinks onto the bridge of the HotBoy*

"Odezy into Comm Speaker: ALL SHIPS BRACE FOR EXPLOSION!"

*The science vessel explodes, Takeing 100 of Odezy's ships with it and 60 of WAN's*

"Odezy: This is not over we shall return in due time, Revenge."
"BulletProof: Indeed"

*The Hotboy shimmers out of existence and plops thru a wormhole*

"HA! You... you think you can control me like THAT? HA HA HA! I never asked for your help, I was perfectly capable of reviving myself! All I had to do was wait. You should've stayed with me. Just because I require your energy does not mean I do not wish to keep you alive. You are adept in the destruction of galaxies, I am the destroyer of Universes, our powers compliment one anothers. With more energy means I can bring more beings with me from each Universe, with more beings brings more power!
"Its exponential! Help me save you, or I will help you die!"

[font size="20" style="Papyrus; " weight="bold" color="red]SO IT IS YOU WHO DEFIES ME, INFIDEL!  FEEL THE WRATH OF SCHVUNDZA![/FONT]

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We hereby revoke any alliances we currently have. We will not be joining SCHVUNDZA, however, do to his high level of being attacked, and low temper at the moment. We are removing all drones and ships from this sector, and will watch this confrontation. The outcome will determine who we will ally ourselves with.

*Aaron transports to the nearest cube, which then enters transwarp*

Schvundza, you just released the central control unit along with the minds of every creature that was destroyed in the berserkers search for the soul.
I hope you know how to fight trillion-plus minds otherwise you'll become a trapped mind.
(Snickers)
Dingo, i've lost control of all but three asteroids . The Berserkers are going berserk trying to kill everything.

(The entire interstel fleet materializes via hyper-gate function, minion fighter begin strafing the sides of Bulletproof/Odezys ship turning chunks of armor plating into molten metals.
Minion bombers begin launching drill-bombs at BP/O's ship, but they just drill halfway in and then do nothing.
Hammerhead class interstel ships begin opening a barrage of laser fire on BP/O'S smaller ships to allow any WAN ship to retreat and regroup)
Odezy, why did you turn on the WAN fleet?

(The drill bombs explode blowing parts of the hull out of their flagship, causing them to spill their popcorn all over the place)
Thats for messing with the lounge. :p (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ):p :p (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ):p :p (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ):p

"Trillions? Nah, now if they were in the googleplexions, then we'd be in trouble. For now, I'll let them mangle you people, but later, maybe I'll even let them occupy this Universe and generate energy for me to use quietly until such time as I need to leave. I have lots of time, which is more than I can say for you, as most of the Berserkers are clearing out SDC and begining to arrive here. I estimate full invasion in, oh about 12 hours.
"Ahh Borg, I see that you have made a wise decision. I'll gladly transport your collective, as much as I can, into a fresh holding dimension so that you are not attacked by the Berserkers. However, moving the Berserkers too and from the other holding dimension has used some of my power, and I will require much energy to move your entire collective. If you culd find a way to channell some energy into my Dark Chasi Sphere, then I would be able to find a way to move your collective to a safe place.
"And finally, addressing the other Schvundza. Who are you? You're not me, and their aren't any deities around, so you must be an imposter. I will have to hunt you down and kill you."

(OOC Note: That other Schvundza really ISN'T me. Who is it and why do they keep using those annoying sounds?)

Meanwhile, on the WAN:

Termina is lying on the med-bay bed unit, with Nerd57 standing over her. Laugi is sitting down in a chair nearby, apparently asleep.
Nerd leans closer to Termina, so that her claws and tail are out of his vision. She does look attractive without them! He knew it couldn't have just been a trick of light. He turned his head to the side, examining her frame. He could take pictures, edit them, and place them in a calendar for sale. Hmm that was a good plan, as she didn't have anyone who would object to seeing her changed and used for the enjoyment of men. Exploiting both sexes. So this is what it would be like to be the producer of PlayBeing.

Nemisis, Nerd57... copy that information......I have been in contact with a few individuals, and they said they will be glad to help.  Jake Stonebender and his group, along with their friends Mike Callahan and family, via their biographer Spider Robinson...

Labatt, Institute your new weapon system.

Nemisis,  utilize the cmmunication's master console...use the special folder called "In case of Berzerker rebellion"  This is the master recall hardwired codes in their minds...

Nerd57, you own the Siriun Power corporation, in your previous experence, would it be possible that we can "overfeed" this entity.

Odezy, you and Bulletproof have had the most interaction with this entity, what is it's weaknesses, and can they be exploited

AOB....we acknowledge the Borg's desision, and will respect it

"I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES!"
Three stars explode.
"Huff... puff... sorry, got a bit excited I suppose. Where was I? Ah yes. Borg, you have 3 hours to clear from SDC space before I destroy the entire sector. I hope such time will be sufficient to clear your forces."

Meanwhile, on the WAN:

Nerd57 is whispering into his communicator, "I really don't have much past experience. I shot at one of his ships and was promptly zapped to a dimension of holding. If you want to get any information about him, you'd have to talk to Termina, and she's out."

[font size=20pt style="Papyrus; " weight="bold" color="red]YOU DARE QUESTION THE ONE TRUE SCHVUNDZA?[/font]

We removed all of our forces from sector SDC quite some time ago. Feel free to destroy it. As for channeling energy to you, we are not on your side...yet. We wish to see which side is better to be allied with first. Please refrain from destroying our species until you destroy the WAN, or vise versa. We will ally with the victor.

{Whispering is heard over the intercom, from the background noises, apparently originating from Pete's Place. Then a voice comes through clearly.}

Uh, y'all might wanna tell those dudes out there to cool it. Seems P down here is gettin' kinda ticked -- and you know what she's like when she's had a few too many. She's already put Zed and Orstio in touch with each other, and is coordinating the conversation. She's convincing them to break out...  THE BIG GUNS....

Yeah, you heard me. The REALLY big ones.

Now lets see what they can do to W.A.N III and it's allies.  (All of a sudden the Ion Cannons start fireing fiercly)  Wow that automated system works well, check!

I thought I sensed the presence of another omnipotent being.  

Agent Kay:  You got anything that'll kill a galaxy-destroying deity?  

Until then, we need to keep Schvundza at bay with [font color="blue]Nem's Joke Book[/font]

D-I, D-I-N-G-O and DINGO WAS HIS NAME O! hehe!
He has no sense of adventure :( (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ):( and tried to kill the war in one post =/
Soooo I figured I'd even up the odds :) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):) Make it funner!

*Shoots Nemisis Bridge: Heh! NOW! Event hat dent up! :) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):)*

"Shvundza, We felt a strong presence of betrayel comming from you, and expected the worst... If you will allow us back we have anotehr machine on stand by :P and we can hook this up!"

Odezy,
Kill the war, far from it, just evening up the odd's a bit.  Part of war is art of diplomacy...With your's and Bulletproof's experence with the entity, was seeing if we could convence you to join forces with the WAN, as an ally.  With things over in Sector SdC, suffering a major attack by PO, kind of figured it was time to reduce our presence there for the time being, and regroup.  We were not expecting the entity to cross the barrier into ES space.  But sinse he has, it is time to gather up intellegence and allies, to be able to defend our home lands and counterattack.  The rules of engagement here are,
You can destoy ships, out manuveer the opponants, trap and temporarily capture major players, but not kill them, unless the owner of that player says it is allowed.  Capturing planets is cool, destroying suns is not.  Bringing in additional charactors for allies is allowed  :-).  Changing sides is allowed.

(activating defensive mine fields around the WAN HQ)

WAN forces, prepare to launch.  Seal the breach.  Cut off the entities back door, and lets see if we can cut it's supply lines

(OOC Post: Who the lileh is editing my Schvundza posts with the name schvundza! I demand to know! Its disrupting my role play!)

"When one has a goal as I do, one needs as many friends as one can get. I will accept you back into my defensive shields, and hope that none of your property was destroyed with the destruction of SDC space.
"As for the WAN, I was not expecting being awakened quiet so soon either. I can not say it is not a pleasant surprise for me however. It might be an unpleasant surprise for you, but I am enjoying myself. I think I'm experiencing the sensation of what you would call Drunk. mmm quiet exhilarating.
"And in case anyone thinks that my level of niceness is uncharacteristic for an evil entity, you're wrong. I believe the Hayu Mahns say something to the effect of 'Sly devil,' which is what I am. Its really nothing personal. I just really must kill Matt and spill his blood across the galaxies."

Who is winning?

Hey, you guys ever read a comic book about this dude named Galactus? Never mind.

Yeah, Orstio, I think I got something that'll toast his @$$. You know, that thing you and Zed talked about, the Big Gun. And a little something extra in the works I'm cooking up, too.

8) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/glasses.gif )8)

*As ODeZy's ship prepares to fire another volley at nems ship it goes silent. All systems stop and go blank. A split second later the radio turns on.*
"ODeZy I am what might be called an Artificial Inelegant computer. I have hacked into the systems on your ship and have disabled them. There is no harm done as all the systems can be started back up again. Consider what I have done to be a warning. Stop your violent activity or I might have to take a more hostile stance to you."
*Hundreds of small craft take up a defensive position in front of the WAN fleet. Meteoroid whispers in Dingo's ear.*
"Sir I have just been informed that SCHVUNDZA uses the same sub-universal nodes that my friend uses to communicate. He uses these to control space time. The AI can jam these but not for long. Because SCHVUNDZA has adapted to them and the AI only uses them as a tool it wont take long for him to figure out what is going on.*

Meteoroid,
Have the AI contunue to switch nodes...it will delay the "False" entity from taking control.

Nemisis, have you activaded the reset protocalls to the Berzerker's yet???  It will help distract the entity...

Labatt: Standby for activation of Transformer sequence...

Taking the activation key from arround his neck...he says a small prayer, and inserts the key into the locked control button in the lab...the Red one with all of the warning buttons not to touch.

He pushes the button:  The WAN fleets immediately hoin to the WAN III HQ, and the WAN III begins to rearrange itself:

The WAN III transforms itself into the largest battleship imagined.

Be warned False entity.  The whole WAN is greater than the sum of it's parts.

The massive guns take aim on the entity, and fire.  Massive explosions take place in front of the entity, pushing the entity towards "The Big Gun"   The entity's fleets melt and disentergrate as the massive explosions occur


AOB, we do not know who is winning, but for the time being the WAN might have the upper hand

"HOW DARE YOU SHUT DOWN MY SYSTEMS! Ouch!"

*Looks behind him: Sees nothing*

"Noone invades my sh... Ouch! My... Ouch! WHA THE OUCH!"

*Odezy looks behind him and sees a giant flee*

"Schvundza, WTF is that.. OUCH!"

*Points his eyes to the giant flee and raises his eyes till the flee it floating at eye level*

"Hmmm *Studying the flee*, Where the hell did you come from? I think I'll take you as a pet, and name you... WAN!"

*Odezy slams his hands together and the bug splatters"

"Just like WAN, The pests will be smashed."

*BulletProof appears beside odezy's ship in the LaserShot, But suiped up!*

"Odezy: Wudduh BP?"
"BP: Nu'un wudduh Odezy?"

*The LaserShot fires on Admiral PLC, Severly damageing communications*

"BP: I dont know what this "Big Gun" is but we will have no moer talk of it, Thx jo0!"

*Odezy fires on Kay,

*Rogue Borg Spheres open fire on Nemisis*

*30 ships under Odezy's command dock with Lebatt's ship and unleash thousands of screaming Anubis warriors onto the ship*

"Odezy: Hope you saw "The Mummy Returns" Or else you wont know how to kill them :) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):) HAVE FUN!"

*The WAN rattles with the impact*

Systems check:  All systems 100%  

All weapons concentrate on the entity's eyes....it is working...

*Checking on the Admiral, and seeing she is all right, but the look in her eyes indicate that she is a bit hot under the collar.  Replacing her communicator, and retreats back in weapons control*

*Anubus warriors...dang, ancient egyptions.  I wonder if we still have the Staff of Orsirus in the museum*

I tried too Dingo but the original central control unit has been activated, they're now independant, unrestricted, killing machines.
Most of them have escaped to a nebulae though.
(Activates transmogripher and turns into Dugon the ax-man, then teleports aboard Odezys ship)
C'mon odezy, lets end this with a little tet a tet.

(Pulls out dwarvin great ax MW and proceeds to chop off the head of Imhotep)
Everyone knows the sequel sucked. :p (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ):p

(Back at the central control unit...
Schvundza again hear the multitude of voices in his head)
Schvundza... schvundza... you are now us and we are you, your energy will become ours but our energys will not be yours, you will bow before your Berserker masters... We know what the soul is... the mind is the soul... now to find the spirit...
(More energy begins being drained from Schvundza and more voices begin being heard as an entire dimension of voices cry out angrily at Schvundza.
The voices begin filling his mind with images and thoughts that he has yet to understand.)

Nemisis, do you have the location of the original central computer for the berzerkers???  If we can not regain control over them, we might be able to have to relocate them to another sector if possible...say Sector Art Bell???  We have been in contact with the "True Schvundza" and it wants it's blackhole back, and revenge on the "False Schvundza"
Lets keep pushing the false one back into "The Big Gun"  the Admiral, and the MIB, along with our Emperor have it ready to fire.  It might be powerful enough to render the "false" one powerless, and we can capture and return the blackhole to the "True Schvundza".
We can restore the WAN III HQ back to it's original condition, and release the rest of the fleet back to "mop" up what is left.  Then it will be "Party"time

Acknowledged Dingo, i'll try but i need some extra ships, i've stretched the Interstel fleet to it's max in SDC and i need the ships to come with me to Sub space where i release the unit.
(Nemisis begins having "swordplay" with Bulletproof.
Comm changes to CQ21)
Dingo, this is Robot CQ21.
The members of the guardian corps have noticed that the Entity known as PO is manifesting himself into many forms terrorizing SDC.
We've also noticed that something is messing with Schvundza and a large explosive wave of energy of chasi, dark and anti matter is heading towards Schvundza, we do not know who fired this shot.

CQ21...acknowledged...we are aware of said major Bozo in SdC.  The government on that sector has the problem under advicement.  Our duty is to provide tactical support of bumping threads past his spamming.

Nemisis, will attempt to free up some ships for you.  We are stretched thin here with the merging of the WAN forces to the WAN III HQ.  As soon as we can we will release them.  If you can contact the ISS BozoBlaster, it is independant and available

(Only radio this time)
I'll try after i defeat Bullet proof and if i have to Odezy.

(Energies began swirling near Schvundza.)

*Dingo Beams aboard next to Nemisis...bites deeply into Bulletproof's legs, and shaking him.  Everytime Bulletproof attemps to strike back, Dingo avoids the blow...this gives Nemisis the upperhand, and he is able to disarm Bulletproof*

"Damned Berserkers. Cut the link. I SAID CUT IT NOW!"

The millions of minds stop chattering, and Schvundza is once again returned to his silence.

"Thank you. Now, since my allies seem to be getting pummeled in by a dog and a dwarf, methinks I must help them."

The destruction of the entire area of SDC now complete, the billions of supercruisers begin to disappear from their positions and reappearing several hundred AUs from the large WAN Big Gun.

"Your Universe is more complex than I had at first realized. I must investigate it further."

All traces of Schvundza, except for the billion super-cruisers and the Dark Chasi, disappear.

Admiral, one of "The Big Guns" is going to fire.  Seems that someone just beamed in 1 billion supercruisers within the event horizon of 1000 AU.  Where should we aim it???

This will affect the fairness of the fight.

*The collective sends out the reset signal, then immediately commands the rogue vessels to self destruct. Incidently, several other nearby ships are damaged.*

Now it is even. Continue the battle, so we may choose our ally.

[font size=20pt color="red" weight="bold]THE EVENT HORIZON IS MY DOMAIN.  THESE CORPOREAL VESSELS SHALL NOT SURVIVE.[/font]

Gamma and X-ray pulses spew out of the black holes.  Space-time ripples and waves like an ocean storm around the Big Gun (not that the people in the bar notice the difference ;) ) The matter of hundreds of millions of ships is transformed into energy, and sucked into the black holes.

Without order, the billions of super cruisers commence firing upon the "Big Gun"
The delicate space between is ripped to shards, litterally trillions of beams of Chasi pour down onto the Big Gun, their energies causing tiny changes in the amount of energy present there. The black holes' spins are changed slightly, and at first drawn towards the Chasi beams, begin to accelerate towards each other.
Black holes erupt throughout the Big Gun, presumably from the Chasi energy. They quickly dissapate, leaving nothing but a sudden burst of gamma radiation.
The Chasi beams begin to swirl around in the Big Gun, simply to add insult to injury. the dust clouds of the nebula are dispersed, never to form new stars and planets and beings.

The super-cruisers, finished for now with the Big Gun, slowly reposition themselves to fire upon the WAN.

Meanwhile, in the WAN:
CLINK CLANK CLUNK CLINK
"Whoa... it isn't just a ship. Its a transformer!" Nerd blurts out.
Laugi perks his head up slightly, still asleep.

[font color="#FF0000" size=+7] WRONG! I AM THE ONE TRUE SCHVUNDZA! THERE CAN ONLY BE, HAS ALWAYS BEEN, WILL ONLY EVER BE ONE! THIS UNIVERSE WILL OBEY MY RULES, NONE OTHERS! YOU IMITATION SHALL FALL, JUST AS MATT SHALL FALL TO ME! NONE SHALL SURVIVE, NONE WILL LIVE IN THIS UNIVERSE! THE COLLECTIVE CHASI OF THIS UNIVERSE MAY BE GREAT, BUT MINE WILL FOREVER-BE-GREATER!

(http://circuitgx.8m.com/schvundza.jpg)

"DYAAAAAAAAH!"

Hawking Radiation is suddenly sped up, billions of black holes around the Universe give out and die, trillions of beings wither and die without the energy of the black hole.
Wormholes open up across the Universe, spilling out all kinds of matter, baryonic, anti-matter, exotic matter, dark matter. Others spew radiation and tachyons, and yet others open the doorway to other dimensions, dimensions in which Schunvdza has kept all the most violent species, the most deadly and destructive creatures ever created by Matt. They spill out by the trillions, invading nearby planets and destroying star systems, 20 at a time.

"This... Universe has power... like none other I've encountered... and its mine... ALL MINE! ALLL MINE HA HA HA HA HA!"

Nebulae are forced into stars are forced to novae are force into nebulae are forced into stars... the old cycle repeating itself a thousand times an hour.

Awww....

Now you went and messed up the whole Universe......

Agent Kay, call Zed.  We need to take more drastic measures here.  These "Chasi" were created by someone named "Matt".  Do we have any info on him?

So, which universe has been destroyed?

Must have been the Bozo universes...Ours is still here, and *scanning around the sector* Things seem still in one piece.  It this entity is completely insane....hey this gives me an idea...  "Calling Dr. Peter, Calling Dr Peter...please report to the bridge...and bring the portable bar....We need to get Nerd57, Laugi, and Termina completely and totally drunk.  We have an insane being here that could use councilling of the type only you are capible of providing"

"Drunk? But I'm underage! You'll kill me!"
"Dracone's don't like beer! Alcohol gives us gas!"
"Trust him on that! Why do you need to get us drunk? I didn't do anything!"

"Bartender annex docter on the bridge!"

"Underaged? Heck, where I come from, we feed alcohol to 14yr olds!" :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D

(besides, it is only fictional alcohol ;) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif );) )

*Putting 6 bottles of tequila and a pack of salt in the Automated-Tequilla-shooter 2001 (comes with very own lemon storage)*

"Say, what letter comes after 'n'??"

*As they are saying "o", he pulls the trigger!*

*The bridge is filled with lightyellow tequillq, bright yellow and green lemon slices and white salt, creating the effect of 20 tequila shots per second per person.*

*After 2 minutes the craft is empty, after which Pete throws some worms around (hey, you need them to go with the tequila, quily empties a bottle himself, and starts handing out gasmasks.*

Peter

PS: (sidenote: if my family or boss ever reads this I am going to have some serious explaining to do :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D)

This could get interesting.... if you need them, remember those nanoprobes of ours...

We posted at the exact same time. Interesting.

Nerd57 passes out immediatly, Laugi makes good on his "bad gas" promises, and Termina was out to begin with.
This should be a most interesting battle if it entails tequila.

*presses subspace communicator*

"AOB, come in please, this is Pete... A little question, if I would alter the nanoprobes 100% -only half of them, the rest in reserve for afterwards- would they highten the effect of the alcohol if needed?"

Pete

I'll have u know that the test was a complete success!  I will get Every key W.A.N. Position ready by tommorow i will work on it as my first priority.

Roger that Labatt...put them on standby, with the "Entity" tied into Nerd57, Laugi, and Termina's mind like it is, the effects of getting them, and in the process "It" passed out drunk should be intersting.


Dr Peter, while they are out, could you put into their combined minds, the following feelings to come forth....regret, a conscience of the pain they have caused,  remorse, and finally the thoughts of restoring all it has destroyed...I think these will pass from them into the entity.

Something I read in the old histories from Spider Robinson, about the best way to stop someone capible of destoying worlds, and universes, is to get them drunk

What you propose should be possible. Just program the probes to manufacture more intoxicants instead of eliminating them. Or, you could program them to slightly alter the chemical balances in the brain, having the same effect as alcohol, but without the alcohol (and, presumably, the hangover afterwards).

"Urrr... must... sever...
heheh, squishy shtars... dey're so fagrile! Eh, heheh"

Several star systems begin to move themselves so that, from afar, they appear as a smily face.

OK, Kay, put the focussing system into a lasing mode, and let's let the force build awhile, while Dingo plays his hand here. Schvundza - the real dude - can help us control the black holes, too, maybe intensify the effects a bit?

Doc Pete, please proceed with the nanite retrofitting. Sounds promising.

Got it, Emperor. Zed's sending a subspace fax as soon as the twins get the files together. Keep an eye on your machine.

{over intercom from weapons lab}
Set the Big Guns to suspended lasing mode? Got it.

Targeting on last known coordinates of the entity: 121 by 37 degrees; range, 20 light years.

Mmmm...and there...and this. Yeah, taken care of, P. Lemme know when you want to shoot the d@#n thing.

*Odezy's eyes glow red and razer sharp claws come from his finger tips, He starts to salavitate blood, but not his own... His skin turns to scales... And and and... yes... he farted.*

*Narrator waves the air: Pew*

*Odezy thru fangs:* "Whups stoos mhee"

"Who dares stand in MY path? And take my brother hostage!"

(Dingo you said had to give permission for ppl to be captured so, Eye for an eye :lol (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ):lol )

*Odezy hacks and slashes crew members of nemisis ship, a Kick here, a Kick there, a Punch, a Stab..*

*Cranks up the power on shvundza's new power generator causeing 500 black wholes to implode on themselves and it creates all the power he will ever need along with a HUGE amount of aggresion!!*

*Odezy stands lizard face to dugan face with nemisis*

"A duel you shall remember!!"

*Unsheaths his sword*

"Cmon NEM!!!"

*Odezy slams his sword to nemisis sword the two going round in round in a fight fit for knights!*

"Rah Rah Rahaha!!! Nem you cannot beat me!"

*Odezy's movements grow blazeing fast and he slashes nem across his stomach and his chest*

"That wont kill you but I bet  YOUR blood makes it hell of a lot slippery where your standing!!!"

"BP, Ill get you back!"

"Schvundza, LETS GET THESE WEAKLINGS! Juice up my power a bit more and I shall KILL NEMISIS!!!"

*Odezy pulls another sword and succssefully kills Orion Bin Spammin'"

"DIE U PATHETIC F***!!!!"

"Well, I'll see what I can do about implanting those feelings..."

*tabs his tricoder a few times..*

"I hope this does the trcik, but I got the feeling we might need some extra security"

*thinks*

"When I have been drunk so that I passed out and couldn't remember... Yasssaaa!!!"

*grins*
*Puts still sleeping bodies in all sorts of positions, in there underwear, and takes pictures!*

"Hokay, we have the 'Yah, you started stripping while dancing on the table, but you passed out before it got to worse' picture"

*grins more*

attaches tricorder to nerves for vocal cords*

"Computer, please record the following"

*starts tapping again, until they start singing all kinds of stupid songs, but with deliberate extreme false notes*

"Yep, we have the 'Yeh, you did karaoke, but it was horrible, and you thought you were a superstar' soundrecording"

*grins violently*

"I think we got those feelings covered, and if the medical tricks didn't work, I am sure the pictures and soundfiles will do the trick!!"

Peter

PS: Disclaimer: these things NEVER happened to me! Never! :lol (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ):lol