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Captain PLC...
The escape pods carrying the crew members are arriving after escaping from BozoSpace.
The ship is armed and thrusting.

Awaiting your orders.

--- Cpl. Yale SFB

More pods arriving! Bring me your battered, your weary.....

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Will work as needed, although I expect to be spending most of my time in the ship's lounge.

By the way, our illustrious captain was given keys to the ship, but she left them at home. I expect her to be taking the bridge soon.

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David

Engineering Co-chief Skyjim requests permission to come aboard!

Capitan PLC... I just can't open the door to the bridge with the keys you brought.

Does it have any significance that they are all stamped with the code: L.E.X.U.S.???

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Ship's Weapons Officer reporting...aka...ship's resident "cook"

Test Pilot Mons, ready and reporting for duty!  It's going to be great to work with you all again!

For The Cause!
Mons  :rollin (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ):rollin

As chief cook and weapons officer, you should be reminded about the  strict prohibition against gas warfare.

Please give our intestines the respect they deserve. They are not merely delivery systems for your toxic gases...

It feels like we aren't going anywhere! And when I look at the picture of our illustrious ship that began this thread, I notice that the same background keeps repeating over and over. Either the universe is warped in on itself, or we are trapped in a low-budget cartoon... :eek (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eek.gif ):eek

(http://www.starships.com/Movies/Flashs_Ship_movie.gif)

We're getting nowhere FAST!

--- yale

girlie test pilot reporting for duty.  Let's fly!!!

I made it on board...

I have it from the horse's mouth that the captain's arrival has been delayed for several reasons:

Quote:
*best friend staying at my house while
-getting a divorce
-selling farm
-rounding up horses, sheep, dogs, cats to move
-moving to CO
*storms clobbering area, knocking out power
*brother in law has seizure at wheel of car and crashes, having to be cut out of car, vehicle also carrying mother in law, niece, and nephew
*crank caller at 3am
End quote.

Let's just keep going in circles until she shows up.

Is posting a picture the same as on space.com ?

Ship's boozing doctor reporting for duty, Cap'n.  Why, I even lifted...er, liberated a lotta medical equipment from the old WANII.  Wonder if anyone'll miss it?

--Yev

When composing a post, click one of the How To links to the left of the box where you type the message body. It will tell you everything you need to know, except...

In case of emergency, break your monitor's glass.

Crack open the rusty scalpels, you may need to relieve some pressure if chef Dingo persuades enough people to eat those bean burritos.
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There doesn't seem to be a way to upload pictures to ezBoards like you can at Space.com. You have to link to them which means you have to have some place on the net to store your pictures.

Most internet service providers give their users a small amount of space for webpages... if you can figure out how to upload pictures to that space you can link to them that way.

Or you could do what I do... store your photos at one of those free webspace providers (Tripod, Geocities, etc.). Some times they block links to files stored on their servers though.

Kel

sorry I don't understand how to post a picture, could someone spell it out for me, thanks

It looks like this:

<img]"URL of your picture">

By Jove, I think I've got it.......
<img src."]www.powerup.com.au/~vampi...ovel.jpg[/img] (http://www.powerup.com.au/~vampire/thing/pic-shovel.jpg[/img)

In the dialect of this board, you can also do this:
[image]www.ezboard.com/image/logo_csc.gif[/image]

Really: compose a message and click How To Post A Link (on the left). And also note the options below where you compose your post.

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Damn! This ship is getting nowhere! The captain is AWOL, we're discussing mere techncalities, and we're going around in circles! I come here to ESCAPE my daily life, not to replicate it...

What did I do Wrong ?

Eric,

You have to check the box under the message editor that says "HTML (using HTML disables ezcodes, emoticons, and link conversion)" or it will just print the HTML code as ordinary text.

You can also use EzCodes to link to the picture like this:

[image]www.ezboard.com/image/logo_csc.gif[/image]


Kel

PS. Oops! Those other replies to your questions weren't there before I started writing my message.  :) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):)

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OK, guys, for the moment, your captain is stuck in a spacetime warp in InfoPoop-space. I'm tired, and my pretty lil' purple plume is decidedly wilted. <push plume out of eyes> (Dang Alabama-planet humidity...)

I will make attempts to transport to the WAN III tonight and every night until success is achieved. Please be patient.

Meanwhile, yale and dingo are in joint command.

-Payloadcontroller

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As long as you are in joint command, I command you to pass me that joint! :hat (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ):hat

Uh-Oh ....
This will Chernobyl all over again!

--- yale

Finely ! it worked !!!!!!!!!!! I need a cigarette

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Now that we're all mellow, let's steer this rustbucket over yonder and buzz that pulsar...

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--- ylea

Hey, nobody was in the bar of the refugee center, so I decided to take another look around...

I hadn't noticed the WANIII thread here!?!

Been spending to much time before and behind the tab I guess...

Anyhow, hello everybody, nice to be back on board.. (http://www.ezboard.com/images/posticons/pi_thumbsup.gif)

Peter

PS: ylea, good to see you back in here! (http://www.ezboard.com/images/posticons/pi_smile.gif)

The Captian is here, there's a tremor in the force....

Sorry, the tremors and the noise... that would be me... I'm moving the bar to our mess hall.... Heavvy thing...

Bar fly
(http://www.wrno.com/wrno/images/jginty.jpg)

There is a disturbance in the force.  Peter, check your email.

Eric, thats why my bar weighs so much! Wake up man! I'm actually trying to move the bar...

tsss...

Yes, Emperor Orstio, I checked my mail, but I didn't get anything yet... sorry

How do we get the rest of the crew to jump ship ? they are still on the USS bust-a-nut.....

Give this ship some time, and it'll be just fine. I would be cautious about torpedoing other vessels. :

5pm and I'm almost ready for another pint!

....Say, is that a hernia you've got there? :x (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/sick.gif ):x

That's true, this calls for some shrewd diplomacy

Yes... Hernia... getting it fixed by extensive massage by my beloved favourite nurse annex girlfriend... :lol (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ):lol

Here's a round for everybody!

(Passing out the various drinks of choice)
"If anyone needs me, I'm here..." :smokin (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ):smokin
Peter

PS: About the others at space.com... I would suggest that we keep both threads... a "private" one here, and the public one on space.com?

BTW: that blue smiley is laughing! Don't get no funny ideas, he is laughing! nothing else...

Guess whoooooo????????

Your greatly beloved Captain has arrived, and is appalled, APPALLED I say, at the state of the bar and the barflies on this vessel! Just look at you! Passed out on the bar, slurring your speech. The very air reeks of smoke.

So hurry up and hand me a margarita, heavy on the salt.

8) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/glasses.gif )8)


Please explain how to change my position to read "captain" instead of "citizen"...

First Lounge Officer davidf01 at your service!

It would appear that your captaincy is merely ceremonial. You, like all others, default to "ciitzen". Only the omnipotent Creator of this board, a certain Emperor Orstio, is able to change those tags. You may request that he slap a "Captain" tag on you. I suspect he will, as he seems--    so far--to be a benevolent ruler.

David01,
Not to worry, here on the WAN III my cooking will be benign, only if things come to a point will I arm the burritoes.  Here in our sector of space, where the bozo's will have a hard time invading, the weapons of gas destruction are under lock and key, with the Capt. and the rest of the weapons development team having the keys.  If in case of an emergency, and access to the weapons is detained.  In the freezer aboard this ship, you will find a sealed box called emergency weapons supply.  These are mild weapons, under the code name of  "Haggis" and "Chitlins"  Just teleport them to the invading ship of bozo's  ovens, and the smell there when the special weapons are arming themselves will problibly drive them away quickly without leaving a foul stench aboard our ship.
Due to the burritoes being are primary source of "phew" the engines intakes have been modified and a secondary source of fuel is now in operations.  As my planet is the source of power transmissions and plasma directions from our solar power unit, curtousy of the theories of V V of V.  The power adaptors are working correctly, or if they are a little off, contact our chief engineer for assistance

The title has been added, Captain.  Your future posts will have the appropriate rank.

Captain on the Bridge!  Everyone Salute!

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EEK...

(jumping from behind the bar... the sound of emtpy bottles falling on the ground)

Saluting and offering a Margarita..

Peter

Our Captain assumes command on the bridge...

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as the crew joyfully begins their assigned duties!

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--- yale

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Sorry I'm late, crew.  All the lights were against me, and I had a breakdown just off of Vela...

--Yev

The bar fly's apologize for our total lack of discipline & will submit to whatever form of punishment you see fit.......
May I suggest...
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La Capitana...

We reversed the polarity of the ship's Neutron Flux Capacitors. This has achieved the desired result of creating a pseudo-wormhole direct link between the WAN III and the WAN II, which is patrolling within BozoSpace. This allows instantaneous  movement and communication between the ships, and parallel existence in both environments.
 
The ship's technical crew has implemented barrier filters in the link. These  SHOULD prevent either Bozo Flux radiation and actual Bozoidal Entities from passing across. We will monitor carefully.

We do have a serious problem tho. As you know, the Whack-A-Nut fleet uses T.A.R.D.I.S. technology. The WAN III was cloned from quasi-organo samples of the WAN II. This has allowed the WAN III to have fulll TARDIS functionallity. However, we cannot guarantee long-term stability. The WAN II has a resident Time Lord, Ms. Calli Arcale, who provide TARDIS system control. She has yet to appear on the new ship.

We will have to await her arrival.

--- yale SFB

I'm guessing that her absence from this ship is a choice. She is quite loyal to the old ship. Now that it is mired in info-poop, and listing badly, I think she is re-doubling her efforts to save it. Admirable, really. But with the continued depletion of the life-saving bozone layer, prospects are bleak.

Anyway, I will be mainly absent from both ships today, unable even to hoist a drink in the bar. Work problems and now family commitments are detaining me back on Earth. I must now board my two-wheeled human-powered contraption and venture out.

:rollin (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ):rollin :rollin (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ):rollin

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--- yale

BTW - Calli doesn't have to abandon BozoSpace. She can freely venture thruout both Universes. (or is that Universi?)

(I *HAVE* abandoned BozoSpace, having developed an uncontrollable desire to puke whenever exposed to Bozo Flux.)
 

Bozo-Flux: definition - high energy quanta that can penetrate light-years of the densest Cadmium; a principal cause of dim-bulb-itis, the Yaws, Dengue fever and certain obscure Agues.

Best to avoid, unless wearing one's anti-bozo energy shielding or, at least, having tied one on.

--Yev

"I'm osssiff...offfissss....ossiffisss....DRUNK."
Foster Brooks

I just gave the WAN III a rating (5 = highest). It seems no-one had done this before?

Peter

PS: Ok, ok, stop asking people... I will tell you why I got the black lion on yellow background as a personal picture under my name! No need to ask me again... (hint...) really...

It is our "national" holliday in Flanders, the northeren Dutch-speaking part of belgium. The lion has been our flag since 11 juli 1302. In fact it was our flag before, but we know for certain it was painted on the shield of Pieter de Coninck in the famous battle of (yes) 11 juli 1302 against the French.

It is called the "Guldensporenslag". I do not really know what the english term of "sporen" is. It is the rather sharp back-end of the boots of knights. It is also used by cowboys... PLC help me please? "Gulden" means gold, and "slag" means battle. The knights in the French army wore those gold "sporen" things, and we collected quite a lot of it I presume... ]D [img]http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/grin.gif ALT=]D

Oh yeah, in case anyone cares... we won!

As you know, I am a MegaLipidCephaloid from... elsewhere.
One of our characteristics is that we are      verispellis, which is Earth Latin for "Shape-Shifter".

I discovered, while on duty as Bozo-Eliminator using our advanced  LogicLaser, that when exposed to intense and unremitting Bozo-Flux (which Bozo's generate when under attack) that serious side-effects resulted.

Just as the "Dark Side" is a constant temptation to a Jedi, the Bozo Radiation was stimulatiing my Shape-Shifting reflexes.

As you recall, on more than one occasion I went Bozerk, and required treatment in the Whack-A-Nut I and II's sickbay, followed by R&R. Each time I was able to refocus and center.

However, the accumulated exposure to Bozo Flux, coupled with a looming confrontation with a virulently malignant Bozoid, threatened PERMANENT devolution to a sub-life Bozo.
I was at the very point of generating a withering blast of Bozo Flux when a random memory of the end of "Bridge on the River Kwai" flashed thru my mind. Just as happened to the Alex Guiness character, the scales fell from before my eyes (they are supposed to be across my cranium) and I stopped short, and never looked back.
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BTW- Altho you are a completely different species than I am, you Siriuns not only have attractive plumage, but are also    verispellis!
Please be careful, in case your species also is sensitive.

--- Spedrug spammert Yale S

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--- yale

Ah yes...

Thanks Yales... so that makes the name of the battle:

(insert music here)

"The battle of the golden spurs"

Peter


(http://home.tiscalinet.be/liebaart/figuren/apocalyp.jpg)

Voila, that's enough "patriottic" stuff, I did wat I had to do, and now we can go back to the normal tasks of the day..

Yales, what kind of beverage do shapeshifter like? (assuming they like/can drink?

Altho an occasional slug of Idaho Brandy is good for washing down burritos, our species tends to drink only Everclear:

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It is 95% Ethyl Alcohol and almost instantly lethal to you humans.

We like it because:
A) It metabolizes into pure H2O and CO2, helping to maintain a safe environment within the EnviroSphere.
B) Provides enormous propulsion (the German V-2 and the US Redstone Missile used the same fuel)
C) Is an excellent cleaner for the Plasteel shell of the EnviroSphere.


--- yale

I didn't thiink of that... you could very well be wearing Yales for the moment... Shapeshifting could extend to clothing...

Yikes! :eek (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eek.gif ):eek

I would have guessed the bar, but because Orstio is thinking about making it R-rated, perhaps they hesitate?

hehe,
Peter

(Jim enters the tavern, a huge icy mug full of nut-brown ale in one hand, and renders a slightly sloppy salute to the Captain.)

Greetings, shipmates!   I've survived another day around primitive air vehicles!

If you ever chance to be around a primitive conveyance known as a Cessna, BEWARE of rookie technicians.  They know just enough to kill you!


Jim

Glad to see you survived them...

(Mental note: Do not let rookie Cessna technicians near the stock of the bar... Certainly not near the Everclear...)

Peter

(http://www.oldrhinebeck.org/aircraft/bleriot.jpg)

That infernal Ski-bike contraption runs on Everclear. I was unable to refuel because someone (http://pub80.ezboard.com/uyales.showPublicProfile?language=EN) guzzled down the entire global supply. I was forced to use our local public transit system:

(http://www.dogsledadv.com/images/cdda1_400.jpg)

Anyway, I'm back on board and ready to refrain from working.

aha... I thought that fridge looked suspicious when I put the bottles of Everclear in it...

Damn shape-shifting abilities... :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D

Maby we should rename this ship Apollo the 13th

Yeah, If I overpreasurize on the beans, we will have the same mid-space explosion as they did!

--- yale

Just make sure those atmospheric scrubbers are working...

I am installing one of these:

(http://www.sciam.com/2000/0200issue/IMG/0200working1b.gif)

The mounting is a bit of a problem (or opportunity!)  ;) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif );)

--- Yale

I have prepared a little surprise for you on the bridge. Setting aside (for a moment) my belief in mimimal exertion, I strove mightily to create this new supine workstation (http://www.arch.gatech.edu/crt/supine/supine.htm) from which you can command in style!

(http://www.arch.gatech.edu/crt/supine/shelly3.gif)

Wow, I need to get one of those for my office

COOL!!!

I'm gonna ask one for my birthday!

"The user simply shifts his body weight to change the position of the recliner chair, "
result : "WHEEEEEEEeeee!!"

Peter

Oh, wow. I like it.....

David, your little pic thingie reminds me of the Martian camera from the movie version of War of the Worlds.....

PLC, for a second there I thought you were getting a little personal! ;) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif );)

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--- yale

Captain, reinforcements continue to arrive.....

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oooooooo...

May we come aboard????

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{a curious rasping, wheezing, scraping sound fills the air}

{a supercomputer phases into existence}

{Calli rushes out, somewhat dishelved, still in those ridiculous Time Lord robes, complete with ludicrously high collar.  She is carrying an assortment of circuitboards, components, and other fun things.}

Callivestigathera, reporting for duty!

Apologies for my lateness.  There was a bozo breakout on the planet Manussa that had to be dealt with, and after that there was a truly embarrasing bozo breakout in the first-level chapterhouse at Arcale Academy.  A group of higher-level students had decided to play a prank on some of the youngsters (barely 50 years old in some cases!) by persuading them that Gallifrey was actually shaped like a pyramid, and the sister planet Polarfrey was really an ancient god that had calcified.  Rubbish.  Total rubbish.  Unfortunately, the young 'uns believed it a little too much, and it got out of hand.  But it's sorted now.

I believe Yale had requested access to TARDIS technology?  I've got a demat circuit, a flux-induction loop, an artron activator, and a variety of Vortex navigation devices.  What's needed at the moment?

Did you remember to bring extra umbrellas for the cocktails?

-> Mixing you a few to sample... (short flash when I mixed the Everclear with the Malibu)

Be carefull who you let become crew members....I would'nt let this guy on board......
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Welcome aboard, shipmate!

Good job in BozoWashing the contamination from those young'ins! They are so easily infected.

Thanks for upgrading ship's hardware.
What a relief your here!

I was merely doing emergency stand-in duty for you.

We require a true TimeLord to manage the spacial/temporal TARDIS systems.

So far you duties include (but are never limited to..) Ships Counselor, TARDIS SysOp, and Amazon Warrior Berserker.

We also need an Improbability Drive mechanic.

Please help recruit non-bozo cadets.

--- yale

{Calli sets down her pile of equipment and pops back into her TARDIS}

{she pops out again carrying an assortment of golf umbrellas}

I'm afraid these are the only umbrellas I have.  Will they do?

I wouldn't mind having it(?) for a crewmate as long as it served night duty OFF SHIP!

--- yale

Oh, he'll be on night duty alright....

David01 - got a chuckle from the image of me and the Bleriot (or whatever that was!).  Apropos!

I LOVE the supine workstation!  I can lie in it and make spacecraft noises and amuse myself for hours!

Off to atmospheric vehicle academy!
Jim

Depend on how you want your cocktails... :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D

As infopoop continues its downward spiral with the hapless space.com in tow, I just managed to get off her.

Now I am looking for passage away from bozoville, hoping that the WAN III may be the vessel for me.  I am willing to work my passage, anything except washing up.  Oh yes, and cleaning, I am a man after all and I don't have the necessary qualifications for either of those.  Ooh, ah, yes, I nearly forgot, I don't do windows, and I don't do child minding.

But other than thse, I'll do whatever...except sweeping floors, and swabbing decks.

But, apart from those, I'm game for anything.

But not shopping, okay, I really just can't hack it.

So, is there any assignment for me??

Ships cat, maybe the sofa.  Ok yes, plese let me be the sofa, I really could be good at that.  How about a nice leather chesterfield.  

Archie

We have a podium in the bar, but no-one ever performed there...

How is your singing voice? :D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D

Peter

... we're all here.  Does anyone see anyone missing?  I've been stuck outside the ship trying to make a few repairs to the hull.  Apparently, someone tried to sneak a snack near the stern and some of the  fire sauce dripped onto the hull!  It was eating through to the deck below!  We need to have a safe place of us to eat!  And who, in the name of Hajads Ghost was eating outside!  Darn, this crew is weird!

Mons

(http://www.flatwaremedia.com/liberace/images/postcard6.jpg)

RWA still hasn't arrived...

Cpt. PLC: I took the liberty of remodeling the backroom of the bar with protective shielding and venting installations.. (I got the new mix of Yales... Morituri te salutant!)

Peter

PS:Now where did we put the saurkraut squeezings?

Only advisable if the bar is somewhere near the weapons room!!

Suffice to say, my voice gets better after *YOU* drink more.

Archie

Oh yes!!!

That uniform is just me,

It goes perfectly with what I am wearing right now!!!


Please, Please, Please let me be the lounge lizard!!!


Archie

But of course! However, the glittery cape will have to be borrowed occasionally by astronauts on EVAs in order to shield them from dangerous bozo-flux radiation.

PFC Jetson reporting for duty

David, sorry,

But I'll rather take my chances against bozo radiation than to wear that cape! :lol (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ):lol

GREAT TO SEE YA!

--- yale

Very Flaming.......
[img]http://www.bobsliberace.com/decades/1970s/1970s.image/usa.hotpants.jpeg]

Yup, that's good old Archie, the WAN III Lounge Lizard 1st Class.

We do need to test his Lounge singing and piano playing before he appears at  Pete's Place on DECK 37, right next to the weapons magazine.


--- yale

Mmmph.  Really need a steaming coffee after an all-nighter at Peter's Bar...

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--Yev

Dancing:
(http://www.flatwaremedia.com/liberace/images/postcard8.jpg)

Playing:
(http://www.flatwaremedia.com/liberace/images/postcard1.jpg)

Singing:
(http://www.flatwaremedia.com/liberace/images/postcard2.jpg)


GREAT AUDITION! You've got the job!

(http://www.bobsliberace.com/archive/photos/80s/80image/80p11.jpg)

Hard night?
I've seen better heads on a cabbage.

--- yale

Merely because I happen to be very good friends with a net-surfing Cabbage with a PhD is *no* reason to get insulting...  ;)

[IMG]http://www.geocities.com/habbage/comp_cab.gif" ALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT=150 WIDTH=150]

--Yev

Hey ! what kind of bar is this ?????????????

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I was lucky to find a free escape pod when I arrived to WAN II. Well I'm here. Wasup?

Your resident Borg has arrived. If there is any business that is dealt with by e-mail, which there seems to be a lot of, my e-mail is aaronofborg@yahoo.com.

Things are starting to look ugly on this page. :x (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/sick.gif ):x

aaronofborg!
Redwhite!

YOU MADE IT!! :rollin (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ):rollin
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orstio:
Do mean ugly - you don't like it,
or
ugly, lol?

BTW - Do you include my hero, Liberace??? 8o (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/nerd.gif )8o

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--- yale SFB

I mean ugly, as in, George Jetson is the prettiest picture on this page.  LOL.

it's too late, there running loose

After strolling through the board it started to seem like the whole board, not just the thread was created for BozoEscape. Is it?

I like this place more than the old board. It has num of posts, pics, no BOZO. Lets just evacuate everybody from Bozo zone? :) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):)

I thought that you all would just love to see my face on every post :) Testing...

Testing... again

reporting for duty Cap'n!  Now where's this bar everyone's talking about?

Does it has free drinks like I just had last week during my vacation? :)

since I've only been on board for about 6 weeks or so I was wondering how long have some of you been in this chat room, Space.com included ?

Is this a bar or a spaceship?If it's a bar,who's the bouncer and where is my cocktail waitress?I could use a top shelf margarita right about now.


BTW-[font color="lime" size="+5]Whats up YALE!![/font]

mmmmmmm, beeer

Let's all try to remember that BOZOS are also welcome to post their odd thoughts in Weird Science, Alien Contact, and Hoaxes and Conspiracies.  If some of them do show up, their threads can easily be moved there if they are not started there.  It's like a BOZO Containment Field.

(The exceptions being dopplegangers and trolls, who will just be ejected)

All bow to the Imperial Presence!

(Well, at least I'll bow as long as the Bozo containment scheme works!)

Orstio, you da MAN!

Jim

Whack-a-nut III special forces standing by Captian......

(http://wsphotofews.excite.com/003/16/2g/pB/BR24393.jpg)

the only good bozo is a dead bozo

Hey Orstio,The dopple ganger has claimed to have secured numerous versions or RWA's handle for use on this board.Can you block them from ever posting once they appear?

BTW,did anyone see my possible photo of the dopple ganger?I tracked the origin of all his gifs.One of the links I came to was an Arkansa community site.While paging through,my browser identified one that I had already visited.It was a private family site that I could not enter.I think the gif with the demon eyes originated from this site.I may not be right as to the picture but I think it's safe to say he's a web tv user.

Mons....Sorry for eating outside on the ship.  I was looking around for something to clean up the spillage.  All it was, were just a few drops of my cajen martinee.

As to tracking down the dopplergangers.  Yes it is possible.  Allong with Capt. PLC and his excellentcy our emporer we will do our best to contain and eradicate the dopplergangers.
If a member spots one, just e-mail any of the 3 of us.  My direct e-mail address is on my public id.  And if one of them decides to attack me directly through my e-mail....well lets just say they will recieve what the earned.

The Capt has asked me for one of my martinee's.  I will post the recipy in the bar for anyone to try at their own risk.  All of the ingerdiants are real, and available for purchace.  But warning.....this drink will light one hack of a fire inside your mouth

Hi!  I'm here now, ready for duty.  If you recall, I was/am in charge of Michelle's Ultimately Sickening Ion-shattering Command, or, in short, MUSIC.  Remember me, the bagpipe-girl?  Right now I'm heading over to Peter's bar to possibly appear on stage... :rollin (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ):rollin

I know who let them UGLY fat dudes in my bar?!?!

They had their go with the shipment of ale for tomorrow!

Peter (http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons/smokin.gif)

PS: Apollo, the stage is set for your appearance!

Will sombody go on stage please? The crowd is dying in there... I got the Panda to do a little humming bird imitation, but it won't hold for long!!!

HEEELP!! F1! F1!

Play it, Apollo!

But putting those fat guys from the previous pic into kilts was, shall we say, a mixed blessing.

Jim

DOCTORS, LAWYERS, AND DEATH

------------------------------------------------------------
I see there's a funeral in town today.
Yeah.
Who died?
I'm not sure, but I think it's the one in the coffin.

Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you send me a bill for $1000!
I can't pay that before the end of the month!
Okay, you have six months to live.

An old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, and a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. And the old man says, "I'm married to a beautiful twenty-two-year-old woman." The young man says, "What's wrong with that?" And the old man says, "I forgot where I live!"

The old lady walks up to the old man at the old age home and she says, "If you drop your pants I'll bet I can tell your age." So, the man drops his pants, and she says, "You're 83."
You're right! How could you tell?
You told me yesterday.

This man is celebrating his 90th birthday at the nursing home and his friends decide to surprise him and they wheel in this big birthday cake and out pops a beautiful young woman who says, "Hi, I can give you some super sex!" And the old man says, "Well, I guess I'll take the soup.

So give it to me straight, Doctor. I want to know the truth.
Very well. Your husband is in terrible shape, and if you want him to live, you're going to have to make sure he's well-fed and comfortable and happy at all times and you're going to have to make love to him three times a day.
Three times a day?
Three times a day.
(FOOTSTEPS, DOOR OPEN, CLOSE. FOOTSTEPS AND STOP)
So what'd he say?
He says you're going to die.

What happened to you, Mr. Peebles? You look awful.
Well, Doctor, you told me to take this medicine for three days, then skip a day, and that skipping wore me out.

How much to have this tooth pulled?
Ninety dollars.
Ninety dollars for just a few minutes work?
Well, I can do it slower if you like.

So--- this man walks into the pharmacy and says, "Have you got cotton balls?" The pharmacist says, "What is this, a joke?"

May I help you, sir?
Yes---- I, uh----- well, this is sort of embarrassing, but --- I'm going out on a date tonight, and you know-- I need some, you know-
You need some protection.
Right.
Small, medium, or large?
Uhhhh. I guess, medium.
Okay, that'll be $2.35 including tax.
Tacks!!!! I thought they stayed on by themselves!

Say, Doctor? What was wrong with that nun who just came running out of your office? She looked terribly pale.
Well, I examined her, and told her she was pregnant.
Is she?
No, but it sure as hell cured her hiccups!

A nun comes into the office of the mother superior and whispers, "Mother Superior, we --uh -- we have discovered a case of syphilis."
Wonderful. I was getting tired of the Chablis.

Doctor, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.
Are you taking anything for it?
Ground pepper!

Doctor, for the last eight months, my husband has thought that he's a lawn mower.
That's terrible. Why didn't you bring him in sooner?
Because the neighbor just returned him this morning.

What's wrong with your brother?
He thinks he's a chicken, Doctor.
Really. How long has he thought this?
Three years.
Three years!
We would've brought him in sooner but we needed the eggs.

Hello? Is this the state mental hospital?
Yes, it is.
I'd like to speak to Mr. Russell in room 27.
One moment and I'll connect you........I'm sorry, Mr. Russell is not answering.
Good. That means I must have really escaped then.

A man walks into the psychiatrist's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear and he says, "What's the matter with me."

The psychiatrist says, "You're not eating properly."
===============================
LAWYERS

Are you a lawyer?
Yes.
How much do you charge?
A hundred dollars for four questions.
Isn't that awfully expensive?
Yes. What's your fourth question?

I dated a lawyer for awhile -- until one time she told me, "Stop and/or I'll slap your face."

So the lawyer is painting his house, when a hobo comes around and asks if he can do something to earn a few dollars, and the lawyer says, "Sure, take a can of this paint, and go around to the back of the house, and paint my porch." And the hobo does and fifteen minutes later he comes back and says that he's finished. The lawyer says, "Already?" And the hobo says, "Yeah, but it wasn't a Porsche, it was a Mercedes!"

A lawyer had just undergone surgery, and as he came out of the anesthesia, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
There's a big fire across the street and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure.

That was a bit long there, dont you think?

I get paid by the joke!

--- yale

Do you accept VISA?

lol...

he likes to get paid in Everclear

Getting his red cape caught on the heel of his yellow slingbacks, he nearly makes a stuntman-like entry, but pulls off a remarkable recovery only to take a step too far into the microphone and getting it firmly wedged in his left nostril for the duration of his pathetic act.

Relying on quality rather than Yales Quantity, he pulls a couple of bottomy jokes from the sequined pocket of his buttock spreading leotard.

The First
Little Johnny is late to school one day, so as he enters the classroom his teacher, a very prim and proper English lady, says loudly, "Where have you been Johnny?"
"Poking fireworks up frog's arses, Miss Smithers", is the reply.
Shocked by the language from a six year old, she corrects him, "Really, Johnny! - 'RECTUM'".
"Wrecked 'em, Miss?  Blew 'em to bits!!"

And continuing the bottom theme;

A man is trudging through the snow on a bitingly cold winter's day, when a local farmer on a horse and cart offers him a lift.
The farmer is a dour chap with not much to say.  Then after about 20 minutes the man sees the farmer lean forward, lift the horse's tail and insert his finger into the horse's rectum. He then raises his poopy finger and wipes it around his lips like a woman applying lipstick.
Feeling a bit intimidated by the farmer he doesn't say anything.  But another 20 minutes go by and the farmer does it again. Curiosity gets the better of him and he tentatively asks the farmer why he is doing it.
The farmer gruffly replies,"This cold weather cracks my lips."
So the man asks, a little incredulously, "So horse poo is good for the skin?"
"Nah", says the farmer, "But is sure stops you licking your lips!"

One sneeze later, and the microphone returns to its rightful abode, though it has to be said, the sound quality is never going to have that sharpness that it once had

I thank you

Archie

Skip all the talking, man and show us that KEWL trick with the MICROPHONE!
Where else can you stick it!

(http://www.rockymusic.org/archive/liners/audience1.jpg)


--- yale

Is this the new 'official' WAN area now? I have noticed a decrease in activity on Space.com's message board thread. Forgive me if this has been perviously answered, I just got here and didn't read the previous pages.

They are both active...

There are people who just jump by, and return to space.com, but there are also those who have given up on space.com, and are residential inhabitants of bozo-free space A.K.A. Wan III

Peter

PS: What do Borg like to drink?

I can block IP addresses here.  If he has Web TV, his IP will be very machine-specific (I used to have a Saturn-Netlink, which connects very similarly), so there would be no chance of blocking anyone but him.  So no matter how many handles he came up with, he wouldn't get in here.

The Borg do not require drinks. Internal implants synthesize all necesary organic nutrients.

If the ship has moved here, what is it's continuing mission? There are no bozos here....

aaronofborg, consider this a regeneration facility, with frequent transport back to Bozospace for some; an outright sanctuary for others.  Noncollectivized lifeforms often require such alternatives to maintain mental health.

Very sorry to hear you don't enjoy polluting your systems with alcohol.  Cheers!

Jim

Internal implants synthesize all necesary organic nutrients

Hehe... While Aaron is not looking, I grab a handheld nanoprobe programmer, to set the Internal implants to synthesize a healthy dose of alcohol from time to time...

Peter :smokin (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ):smokin

PS: There may be no Bozos, but it is one heck of a place... I must admit that spending my time at space.com, I started to look around, not so much for knowledge, as for Bozos to debunk... Here things are different!

So, does a microphone wedged in one's left nostril count as an internal implant.

Oh no, maybe Archie, the endearing by style challenged hero of the stage is turning into a borg


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa - (pause for breath) - rrrrrrrrrrr ggggggggggggggg hhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!


Archie

By the way, take a look at my rank, I am now THE OFFICIAL Lounge Lizard, thanks Orstio

I love the new ship! It is PERFECT! I am SO proud!

I have assigned my spouse, a graphics artist, to the design of an appropriate ship's mission patch! Soon we will have our own gorgeous header to go above the Main Bridge, just like Pete's Place! (Well, not JUST like Pete's Place. I love the idea though, and think we should really GO FOR IT!)

Your fun-loving Captain,
PLC

If I may suggest...

I am a serious fan of retro-future-tech design.

Maybe the Captain's official Consort could check out:

www.imagesjournal.com/issue04/infocus.htm (http://www.imagesjournal.com/issue04/infocus.htm)

for some possible art-deco inspiration.

--- Spc. yale, Windbag 2nd Class

How rude. I believe I will need to leave now....

OK...

I offer you my sincere apologies for the practical joke with the nanoprobes...

I just wanted to know what a drunk Borg looks like... My bad...

Peter

Reporting,guys!
I'm aboard.Now,do we use this message board as the Place-to-be and only go to space.com to fetch interesting people,or will we wander both of them the same?

I still go back from time to time.  Not as often, but there are a few threads I check on.  The "Aquatic Ape" debate, minus the nit-picking and personal slights, is actually quite interesting.

Alert, Alert. I have bozo reading in Refugee Camp. We need to start an investigation how it happened.

redwhitearchers is impersonating redwhitearcher!

Batten down the hatches, folks, I fear we have been infiltrated!  Cap'n, request a security team be dispatched to the Welcome Refugees! thread in "Infopoop Refugee Center"!

WHOOOOHOOO!!!

No more fuzzy friends at thoughts@space.com, I kicked him off! Yes, I deleted his post!

(Power to the people!!!!)

Peter

PS: Orstio, I hope you can still find his IP, allthough I deleted his post... But it felt so goooood! Finally no more begging via email, looking silly on the boards, no... *sigh* this felt good...

Peter
Ps: Taking a seat at the bar with a huge shot of "Genever", and lighting an L&M :smokin (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ):smokin  "Aaaahhh, it kicks ass to a mod"

I guess he will be able to retrieve the logs and requests of his page... The only problem is how to discern his IP from the rest...

I know I acted without thinking, but judging from that copy catter his personality, he will post again...

I just HAD to do that, all the tensions, frustrations, ... It's like therapy... :lol (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ):lol

Peter

Good Jovb crew. Our WAN's III first kill.  :) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):)

back in the ball game, it wasn't my intent to offend anyone

I can do that.  You won't be listed as a moderator, though, because you've got power now that mods don't.

(BTW -- Our friend is here again, I can see him on the bottom of the screen.)

Deleting his post is only a temporary messure... Orstio can ban his IP address so he can't post again.

Orstio... did you know you can set up the board to display the IP addresses of the people who post in the left column under their name? That way we will always be able to recognize a copy-cat user. I've got my forum set up that way.


Kel

I have flushed the rouge nanoprobes out of my system, they will have no effect.

LunarOrbit -- yes, but only people with Admin or higher can see it.  I can see it here, but you can't, and on your board, it's vice versa.

Oh.... I thought everyone could see the IP address on my board. It's a good idea to only allow the Admin to see it.

I banned his username.  He can lurk, but he can't post.  I'll bet he changes his name and strikes again soon.

How can you change the title below your name when posting? Mine says citizen, but others say different things. I'd like it to say something to the affect of 'Assimilation Officer'

Try now.

Captain, just keep this link open:
pub80.ezboard.com/uredwhi...anguage=EN (http://pub80.ezboard.com/uredwhitearchers.showPublicProfile?language=EN)

recent postings are in the lower left corner...

Peter

PS: I don't need to be upgraded, and I don't think everybody his IP should be shown... (multiple reasons)

Don't let the POWER of being an Admin corrupt you! :evil (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif ):evil

:) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):)

I know this won't happen with you PLC, but I've been reading the EzBoard help forum and there are people who have been banned from their own boards because they gave Admin powers to the wrong people.


Kel

Wouldn't that suck?  0] (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gif )0]

Is there a way to post a url from your hard drive ?

PLC, re the slogan:  ROTFLMAO!!  I suggest a ship's coat of arms with dismayed Bozos rampant flanking a vertically climbing vessel heading for the Scutum starcloud!  

Jim

It's good to have you back aboard. :) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):)

If you mean posting pics directly from your hard drive, no, not yet.  EzBoards is working on that and should have something ready in a couple of months.  There are 2 other options:
1) find some webspace where you can upload it and link to it.
2) email it to me and I will post it at pages.prodigy.net/orstio/_uimages/ (http://pages.prodigy.net/orstio/_uimages/)  . You can link to it directly from there (works like an ftp site)

:hat (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ):hat

it's on it's way...thanks

(Hurting my brain... trying to remember long forgotten knowledge...)

If we presume Bozotius is the male Latin version of a Bozo, it should be:

Ad Atra sine Bozotiis...

"sine" being "without" and causing an "ablatief"

Not 100% certain of this, can someone help?
Peter

I checked it with my old books... And it is Bozotiis, if it follows servus (slave)...

Although an ending on -ius might have a different system...
Peter

PS: I only had Latin for 4 years (Latin-math), the last two years of college I did math-economy. Anyhow, errare human est!

George W Bozowhacker reporting for duty, sir!

I have been specifically constructed to hone in on ICBMs (in-coming bozo missives), and detonate upon impact.

Simply point me in the direction of any bozo, release, and watch the fireworks.

I await your orders.

Have we done propper testing with the George Bush on the planet called earth? I haven't seen him explode, so perhaps we should test him again...

Peter ]D [img]http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/grin.gif ALT=]D

Did you change something, or do you mean for me to try to change it now?

That's cool, thanks.

If it wouldn't be too much trouble, I'd like a special name too.  Umm...something along the lines of bagpipes...you see, I'm not very creative.  Does anyone know exactly what my job is here?

oooh!!  Never mind!  I just noticed I already have a special name.  Silly me!

Pneumatic Minstrel?


(Sorry, it's those damned Mickey Mouse Finns Dingo is serving at Pete's Place...)

Jim

Close your eyes and picture the scene (read it before closing them of cousre!!)

From under the seats at the back of the bar lounge, Archie, the master of toilet humor, opens one eye, peels his face from the highly adhesive carpet, belches and psyches himself up for his big moment.

(http://pages.prodigy.net/orstio/_uimages/arch_big_port.gif)

The large woolly like thing pressed against him, is just that - a large woolly sheep also sleeping off the effects of licking up a spilled pan galactic gargle blaster illegally sneaked aboard at the last shore leave.

Noisily clearing his throat of the residue of last nights activities, he staggers upright, twice falling off his stiletto heeled, purple fishing waders before finally attaining some semblance of stability.

Staggering toward the stage of the USS WAN III crew entertainment lounge, Archie has to tread carefully.  Heaped across the floor like strings of sausages carelessly dropped, are the unconscious forms of his crew mates.  Must have been one heck of a party.

Being careful not to repeat his performance of yesterday with the microphone up the nostril, he chooses to approach it on all fours, like a stealthy, albeit totally non-coordinated, cat stalking it's prey.  Finally reaching the microphone stand, he thankfully clasps the stem between his hands and gradually pulls himself up until he reaches the working end.

He pulls it from his stand, it gives a fight but finally gives in causing the mesh (and other unknown substance) covered end to smash him in the nose.  Drips of blood descend onto his once white shirt where they mingle with assorted dried fluids best left to the imagination.  Suffice to say that it is only the stubborn under-stains that are in fact providing any tensile strength to the material.

A permanently carried half glass of Cassiopeian hog whisky in one hand along with a half burnt cigarette, he leans into the microphone and begins…

Goo' ev'nin' la-ies 'n gnl'men

"Once upon a time a bear and a bunny rabbit were out together in the woods taking a poop. The bear asked the bunny, "Do you ever have a problem with poop getting on your fur?"
The rabbit replied, "of course not!"
So the bear grabbed the bunny and wiped his butt with him.

I than' yu BEEEELLLCCCHHHH!!

Archie then thunderously collapses to the stage floor.

Tune in for the next episode, sometime whenever…

Archie...you've had one too many, you're not in the bar, you're on the bridge!

Bravo! Encore!

Oh, by the way Archie...
The Red Velvet Lounge is over in "Pete's Place".

This is where you passed out last night.

(http://www.toiletmuseum.com/public/armytoilet.jpg)

S'cuse me while I finish cleaning the cigarette butts out of these urinals...

--- yale

I fell out of the bar into the bridge, is that the funniest g*dd**med thing ever

Scuse me

beeelllchhh

Aaahh, I feel better now.

So what order from our illustrious chief, sah!

Archie

I think it's time for a trans-warp cut and paste, resulting in a re-post down on deck 37

--- yale

See WAN II thread after warping to bozospace.  Localized but potentially virulent B/F on M&L.

Skyjim
Multicontinuum Nightwatch Officer

No worry,Guys!I'll take care of this (my way,means guns).Keep away during the ethnic cleansing,please!:D (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ):D

BTW,it seems to me that there are more bozos running wild and unchallenged than ever on space.com since the crew left for this quadrant.So I think I'm gonna be virulent there,and stay civilized here (the best of both worlds!).
8) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/glasses.gif )8)  8) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/glasses.gif )8)  8) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/glasses.gif )8)

I shall head over immediately to expunge the bozos!

....


Er, I shall head over as soon as InfoPoop lets me in, that is.  I am so glad this forum doesn't use InfoPoop!

Careful!
The pseudo-wormhole portal links the WAN III here with the WAN II patrolling in BozoSpace at space.com.
It takes the full output of the TARDIS on both ships to maintain the time and space coordination. The tuning is very sensitve to Bozo/Flux (as is some of our crew). Make very sure that you use the B/F decontamination sauna located at the midpoint of the portal before returning! I think Pete has set up a small coin-operated wet bar and an ATM down there.

BTW, I am available here to provide any needed support in your search and destroy mission.

--- yale

Weapons and New Drive Report
To: Captain PLC & Crew WAN III
From: Mons, Senior Test Pilot
RE: Results of deep space test of new weapons and drive systems.

Weapons Test: New, long range, high yield, 'Ritos tested at locations: 20.840 X 1.897 X 781.002 and at locations 90.000 X 146.332 X 12.002.  Massive destruction of base materials in system, evidence of microscopic black holes lasting .021 milliseconds.  Total number of black hole findings 2,303,411 per square kilometer.  Three 'Ritos were launched, one had a guidance malfunction and rocketed out of the target areas.  Current position unknown.  07172001.8.51 Mons.

Drive System Test: New Triton XXV engines fitted to test craft, Yogi.  Engines engaged at 33.101 X 25.000 X 7.001.  First test lasted 8.2 seconds and took ship 121.8 light years.  Second test lasted 1 hour 45 minutes (I feel asleep at the wheel).  Ship came to a stop 1,666,777.4 light years.  Received speeding ticket while passing through the Ghastes system.  Fine paid with trade of Bozo scalp I keep for sentimental reasons.  07172001.8.57 Mons

Conclusion:  Modifications made to weapons and drive systems are well over 100% efficient.  Dingo1 and Spacegirlie should be recommended for commendations to reward their hard work and determination towards The Cause!

End Report
Mons, Senior Test Pilot. 584

We have a food problem. Some creature invaded a ship and ate half of our food suplies before I managed to scare it off. Here is a scetch of the creature:
(http://www.peelified.com/ubb/avatars/nibbler.gif)

Darn RedWhiteArcher, should have caputred it...eating that much of our explosives, we will need to locate it, and send it to Bozo headquarters before it explodes.  Capt I suggest an emergency relocation of the ship....the other edge of the univerce might be a safe distance.  That much explosives can cause a massive galatic meltdown, That kind of energy wave will cause all stars to explode when it reaches them.  The wave will destory everything for 1 million light years

Um, Yale, what have you done with my TARDISes?  And should I be worried about a possible temporal malfeasance tribunal against yours truly from my people in the not-adequately-distant future?

:x (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/sick.gif ):x

Also, Yale, make sure you keep that wormhole very carefully balanced, or the power imbalance could suck one or both WANs through the black star of Rassilon, the Eye of Harmony, the black hole that provides power to all Gallifrey and every TARDIS ever built!

(http://www.shillpages.com/dw/story/st--9x02.jpg)

Calli and all Away Team members:  Kudos for the rapid response this morning over at M&L!  When I detected the threat I was falliinnnggg assleeeeepppp.........

(Deep, rhythmic breathing puntuated by occasional snores)

Jim

Insomnia is the price of .... of .... oh, never mind, I'm going to bed.

If I remember my "Futurama" trivia correctly... doesn't that creature poop rocket fuel? Maybe it's more useful to us if we keep it.


Kel

Every great enterprise contains a particle of risk.

Here, try some of this Everclear and Saurkraut Squeezings gutflamer.
Yeah, the whole liter...

Now then..

I guarantee that you will no longer worry about these trivial matters.

--- yale

Perhaps some Borg modifications could help here?

PLC: No problem.
Dingo: How can I help?

Well, I'd love to "hick-up" ... to help but ... I think "hick-up" the rum ... at Pete's was "hick-up" ... was stronger than I ...

(eyes roll back in head, falls face first on to the deck.  Light snoring is heard)

ok, I'm back on board...I think I've stured up enough trouble in space.com for one day. What's happening here ?

Yep lunarotbit. It poops dark matter. Too bad that it eats buritos and makes dark matter from them. We would have more use if it was vice versa :) (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ):)