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Author Topic: Be the envy at your next star party!  (Read 551 times)
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« on: February 03, 2004, 08:00:30 AM »

Get a load of this beuty! I am going to sell my SCT and buy a hundred of these wonderful scientific instruments! These are even less expensive than those K-mart models, check out the price of this splendid little device!

50x/100x TELESCOPE

INCLUDES FULL-SIZE ADJUSTABLE TRIPOD
Dual magnification makes it easier to view moving objects, wildlife, sporting events.
Lightweight durable aluminum construction
Interchangeable 50x and 100x objective lenses
3x finder scope to locate objects faster
Rack and pinion focus knob for fast, sharp viewing
Diagonal mirror for viewing; comes with lens cap
Lens aperture: 132 mm (5-3/16''); Eyepiece size: 1.00'' diameter; Overall dimensions: 28-1/8'' long x 2-1/2'' OD; Unit weight: 2.20 lbs


ITEM 90750-0VGA

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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2004, 08:27:00 AM »

lol

what are you going to do with 100 of these things?
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2004, 09:09:32 AM »


I am going to line them up into one large long telescope. Sort of the same way Bart Simpson lined up all the megaphones and said "testing" and nearly destroyed Springfield with the resulting sound waves. I figure if it worked with his megaphones, it should work for my telescopes.   I'm going to fasten them all together with high quality duct tape (Not that cheap stuff.) And paint some real cool looking racing stripes on it when it's done.
Once it is all finished I'le go to all the star partys and make everyone with expensive telescopes look foolish.
I'le look so cool sitting there behind my two hundred foot long telescope in my card table chair wearing my "I'm with stupid" tee shirt, all by myself.

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