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Offline esk2

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THE CARDIOLOGIST' FUNERAL
« on: November 10, 2003, 07:31:46 AM »


A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.  A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.   When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral . . . I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted   [smiley=roll.gif]
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 PM by 1079251200 »

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Re: THE CARDIOLOGIST' FUNERAL
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2003, 07:44:14 AM »
...looking up proctologist...
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 PM by 1079251200 »

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Re: THE CARDIOLOGIST' FUNERAL
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2003, 07:45:23 AM »
ouch!
got it...  [smiley=elkgrin.gif]
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Re: THE CARDIOLOGIST' FUNERAL
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2003, 10:44:33 PM »
[smiley=roll.gif]

Good one.. thanks
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 PM by 1079251200 »

 

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