WEAPONS TESTING LAB ***** WARNING ******

[revcrow]

My wife  fried potatoes with a habenero I picked from our garden. EXCELLENT flavor, great meal.

HOWEVER

Deb didnt use her food processor and didnt wear a glove while cutting up the habenero and washed her hand in hot water after cutting up the pepper. The juice got into the pores of one hand, but she didnt tell me till the next morning till it was still burning so bad she couldnt stand it. I had her soak her hand in a paste of baking soda that neutralized the burning.

BEWARE of Habeneros, they should come with warning labels.

[harpdude]

Safer Harbeneros?  Is this the wave of the future?  Will the development of mider harbeneros doom the future of space travel?

www.msnbc.com/news/605989.asp?bt=prgy

Read it and weep.:-(

[dingo15068]

Harpdude,
No need to worry, they will make the mild for general consumption of the masses, but the originals will continue to be developed more powerful and stronger.  There are more hardcore pepperheads than anything around.  
And if you are really looking for a heated up item.  Pure Capsian Oil (which is a main ingrediant in our "rito" sause) is available.
For those who handle our mixing out the arming sause for our weapons, wear heavy duty gloves when manipulating the mechanical arms in the mixing lab....Even with 3 yards of neutinium plating, the heat generated during processing of our sause reaches 16 million K. And we do not want accidental contact.  For Pure Capsium oil will burn on contact with flesh/pods/claws/fins depending on species.  Even our illustious Yale, handles this stuff with care, even when he uses it as seasoning on his lunch

[Mons]

Hey Dingo... do we have a repair crew on this ship?  After that last encounter with the Bozos, my ship is a mess!  If it wasn't for Spacegirlie, I never would have made it back!

Mons

[spacegirlie]

Mons....hey buddy, no sweat.  You would have done the same for me.  We'll have to survey the damage to your craft and after a few colds one....we'll come up with a repair plan.

[Mons]

I've spent the morning in the hanger bay looking over the damage.  Here's a short list of what I found...

Hull Breach: Cargo 2
Hull Breach: Nav Com access
Nav Com: destroyed
Port Side Shields: destroyed
Starboard Side Shields: down to 14%
Bow Laser Cannons: Melted
Top Side Blasters: destroyed
Keel Docking Ring: Damaged
Life Support: Down to 67%
Communications: CPU destroyed, antenna destroyed
Cockpit: Massive damage; power level at 0.9%, rum all over instruments, cigar burns in seat, dancing hula girl melted.
Hull: Covered in cotton candy residue from Bozo attack.

This is just a short list.  After closer inspection, I fear the damage will be so extensive that there may not be anything worth salvaging.  I might have to get a new test craft.  Darn.

Spacegirlie & Dingo!  Here ya go, take a beer and let's toast that we're all still here and hopefully, we can put my ship back together!  Cheers!  Where's the wrench?

Mons

[Peter]

"dancing hula girl melted." !?!?! NOOOOO!!!

oh the humanity! the horror...

Peter

[Mons]

I know.  It a darn Greek tragedy!  I have no idea where I'm going to get another one.  All I can think of is going back to Earth but that might be a bad idea considering they might not have gotten over the noodle incident.

Mons :rolleyes :rolleyes

[dingo15068]

Mon's our test ship will not be repaired...Instead I suggest we enshrine our beloved ship for showing to our grandpups...

As for a new ship, since we are draining the Bozo's bank accounts....We will find something appropriate....

As for our lucky charm "Hula dancer" A request has gone out accross the worlds for the Jedi knights for a new one to be blessed and delivered directly to you.

[Mons]

Yahoo!!  That's what I like about you!  You have all those handy connections!  Well, I guess we can just shove the old ship to one side of the hanger bay until we have the time to take it apart and ship it to HQ!

[Mons]

Spacegirlie, would you like to do some shopping with me?  I need that new craft and I'm not really up on what's new!

Dingo, how much do we have to spend?  I don't want to max out the WAN III credit card!

Mons

[Peter]

I just saw "space cowboys"...

"Hula dancer"

Peter

PS: To far fetched sometimes, but MAN, I was at the tip of my chair... (using headphones... WAAAAY loud and extra bass... it was :eek :eek at times!)

[dingo15068]

Capt:  Panda Wanda is well on the road to recovery...She is down in Sick bay handling a huge hangover....We had to resort to some of my "Coffee" to bring her back to being awake.....Dr Peter will need to counteract that down in Sick Bay.

Mons...since it is th Bozo's bank accounts that are being drained directly...Instead of using the WAN III credit cards, you this "BOZO Express Trillium card" We have Forged.

Our suppy contact is "Robert Aspain". He has been in contact with "Phule Proof Munitions"  Through the supply sargent "Chocolate Henry" with permission of his Space Legion Commander  "Major Jester" and his Omega Company.  His mob has graciously accepted contracts for our ground assault unit.  Whit Capt. PLC permission of course

[Mons]

Sounds like a plan.  I have a few friends on the outter rim that can hook me up with a good craft.  I'll have them install all the bells and whistles too!

Dingo:  Are we going to need testing for the ground assult equipment?  I'm ready for duty, if so!

Mons

PS:  I know we've gone over this a bunch of times but can someone explain to me how to put a picture on here?  Oh, and explain it to me like I'm a two year old!  Thanks!

[Mons]

I'm on it!  I'm headed for the hanger bay to ready the fighters!  Someone page Spacegirlie and have her meet me down there!

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