WEAPONS TESTING LAB ***** WARNING ******

[Mons]

Okay! I'm ready!! Open the hanger bay doors and let's PUSH IT UP!!

(engines ignite and burst to life, the hanger bay shakes due to the immense power of the crafts' engines!)

It's time to blow this taco stand!!

(docking claws release and both ships blast out of the hanger bay, leaving burn marks all over the walls...)

Oh crap. Spacegirlie, umm... Dingo it going to kill us!

[spacegirlie]

USS MissUnderstood reporting in......hey mons....we will have to come home with our tails between our legs for the burn marks.  However, for now we should just burn the sky and worry about it Monday.  

Did you find a flight suit?  Uh.....I think I may have yours on, I'm having trouble getting the zipper all the way up.   I would say there is a slight difference in our body shapes.

zzzzzzerrrrrrr............rrrrrrrr.

uh oh........I just lost main power.  Let me switch over to aux power and hope I can locate the problem.....I'll keep you posted.  This thing does have autopilot, right?

SG

[meteoroid]

Striping down and rebuilding the WAN II will be a pretty big work load. I would like to offer any help that I can give. So far I have repaired some of the systems on the WAN II and kinda know my way around the ship. Besides I would love to know more about the way star ships are built and what makes them tick.

[dingo15068]

Arriving back to the hanger after a excursion into bozo space, Dingo cruises into the hanger.  Noticing that the hanger is emplty, and the walls are scorched and blasted, realizes that Mons and Spacegirlie took off on a test run.  Looking arround he realizes that Mons afterburned his way out the hanger again, Dingo shakes his head in amaizement.  Looks like broke standing orders not to afterburn his way out of the docking bay, shakes his head and goes into the supply room.
Coming out of the supply room with a toothbrush, a bucket of water, a pallet of paint, and a single small paint brush.
Placeing everything in front of the exit doors with a burn proof set of orders for Mons:

Mons, you blasted the hanger, now you can scrub it down and repaint it, here are your tools...have fun...it is either this or being restricted from the bar

[Mons]

(Mons swings around the lands in the docking bay, seeing a group of small objects near the doors.  After docking and shutting down all systems, he climbs out of the cockpit and reads the note...)

Drat!!  He had to throw the restricted bar thing at me again!  Double Drat!!  Well, if I want that post-mission drink, I suppose I better start working!  Now, where are those Tech-droids?

[Mons]

(throws the bucket in the utility closet...)

Thank Bob, I'm done.  Where is Spacegirlie?  She was right behind me when we came out of the worm hole?

(reaches into the cockpit and grabs the com. headset)

Spacegirlie?  Hey there, girl.  You out there?

[spacegirlie]

Hey buddy....sorry, I got held up by a meteor shower.  And I thought that Florida hail was bad.  Dangity Dang!!!   Well anyway, I ducked into this little place on the way to avoid damage to the USS MissUnderstood.  And speaking of....while there I had a little misunderstanding with the bar keep and almost got thrown in the brig.  Lucky for me I had some shuttle memorabilia with me....saved my life I think. Soooo good to be home.

[Mons]

Yeah, good to be home.  Stow your gear and meet us at Pete's!  We're gonna have a few and talk about the test results!

[nerd57 Laugi]

*begin blink transmission**reroute through: Termina**Core**WAN HQ*
I recieved word from SDC space that you were looking for me about the special accounts. I am quite happy to tell you that funds used in that account have been at a minimum. And, thanks to one of my "arbitraries", I have been able to donate small amounts of money after each trade. I can almost guaruntee that the balance in the special account is now slightly larger than it was before I became the ships merchant. Feel free to buy any upgrades you require for your ships but, ah, remember that I can always get them at lower-than-retail prices.

[Nemisis two]

A standard weaponary device, it fires a projectile of logic. Unfortunatly it's a single use weapon and after firering it you have to throw it because the gun realizes it's own self makes no sense and destroyes itself, on rare occaisons it turns into a gun of illogic and destroyes all logic.

[sunspots4ever]

At the request of Spy Commander Snazee1, I will be making a reconnaisance mission to Planet Bozentine. Please equip me with the standard defensive weapons and protective gear for this mission!

   Thank you!!

[dingo15068]

Ok, I set of standard equipment coming up.

1 6 pk of spicy "rito's"
1 bottle Everclear
1 warp jetpack
1 Neutillium suit with quick release backside
1 gallon bottle of Rolaids
1 bottle heavy duty asprin
1 emergancy transport kit to sick bay

[snazee1]

sorry for the late reply, I had a ton of things to get done today, I started a new topic on this mission, sorry for the inconveince!!!

[Mons]

Hey gang.

Sorry I've been MIA for so long.  At the looks of things, no one is really posting here anymore.

I'm going to be in the lab for a few days.  Going to try to bring some systems, that have been shut down for awhile, back on-line.

[Mons]

Thanks to the incredible intelligence of Dingo I have developed some new weapons!  I followed some of this old notes and have made .... THE SUPER 'RITO!!!!  That's right folks!  

Let's see, all I have to do is add just a little more firecracker peppers and ...





oh crud...