WEAPONS TESTING LAB ***** WARNING ******

[meteoroid]

I think I have come up with a new weapon that can't be stopped by any type of bozo shielding. I call it a singularity charge and in they it could turn everything with in 20 light years into subatomic dust. If we were to merge 2 separate black holes together the gravity waves would be so powerful that they would rip anything with in a given radius to shreds. We all know that there is a huge amount of power in the captation oils we use, with this energy we could turn it into a very small but extremely compact bundle of mass due to Einstein's equation. The black hole produced world be small and short lived but if we were to combine 2 of these singularities together we would release all of the energy from the captation in the form of monster grav waves. Any one think that this would work and if it would be a valuable weapon?

[Mons]

I'm all alone in the weapons bay, there are things blowing up left and right, Dingo has gone insane and Spacegirlie is missing again!  Someone, anyone.... HELP!!!!!

[Mons]

So... that didn't work.  how about this?

[Peter]

*The sound of random shotgun blasts is getting louder*

*door opens*

*bartender annex docter stumbles in*

"Heeee... whaazzzuuup?"

*rolls on the floor from laughter, gets up and walks to Mons*

"Monzy, whazzeems to be ze proplem???"

*hick*

Peter

[meteoroid]

*Hearing the laughter from the other room meteoroid runs to his cabin and starts digging under his bed. After a few seconds he finds his old trusted AK-47 and 10 clips of ammo. After kicking open the receiver meteoroid heads to the scene of the latest bozo activity. He enters to see peter about ready to use his shotgun.*
"It doesn't take a bozo to realize that I would win in a fire fight"
*Meteoroid then goes to the intercom not letting the guard down to inform the captain of the latest events."*

[Mons]

Get a hold of yourself man!We got Nano's poppin' out of people all over the place and you're tanked!  Here...  take some of this.  It should sober you up in no time.

(Mons hands Pete a glass filled with a think red liquid.  It's Habenario, Firecracker peppers, blended together with fire water and ever clear.)

If that doesn't kill ya, it should at least sober ya up!