Dingo- I need...

[blacknebula101]

24 Stun Guns w/ 160 rounds each
76 Grenades
188 Cans of tear gas
13 machine guns w/ 5000 rounds each
5 Specialized Dingo Laser Guns
7 X-Ray guns w/ 140 rounds each
2 Nuclear Fission bombs
1Nuclear Fusion Bomb
1 Apache Helecopter
34 Pistols w/ 55 rounds each 2 of which have a laser target
6666 needles
500 pounds of anti-biotics
5 microscopes of high power
200000 pieces of candy
5000000 Plastic gloves
4 Replicators
8 Stretchers
4 operating tables
8000 Knives(hand made)
24 Chocolate chip cookies
1 German chocolate cake

Did I mish any thing? The 24 Chocolate chip cookies
1 German chocolate cake are mine. Any other things that could save your life? I need this by 1900 tomorrow.Good day.
 -blacknebula

[blacknebula101]

I also need the WAN III self destruct codes. Why I need them is classified (hint- when a  patient takes over the ship and he uses brainwashing machines to control the crew there is only one thing a doctor can do).
 -blacknebula

[payloadcontroller]

I am sorry, those are classified Topmost Secret. They only work with a combination voiceprint and retinal scan verification of 5 citizens of Orstiospace, anyway.

[blacknebula101]

Then I will need 1 anti-matter weapon-to go.
 -blacknebula

[snazee1]

If you are the medical officer, wouldn't you need more medical supplies than weapons? I have a working history in the medical profession and you don't have half the stuff it takes to run a medical facility.  What about gauze, alcohol, numbing medications such as lidocain and other meds such as aspirin, peroxide, neosporin, benedryl??? ARe you really a medical officer or is there something underlying going on? Don't try to fool these people here, I have my eye on you!!! I will find out if there is anything hokey going on, it's my Job!!!!!

[dingo15068]

Ok, supplies are ready, they are located on the Planet Afganistan, with the exception, no bombs are available.  All firearms have built in Friend or Foe identification modules.  Removeal of the module render's the firearms useless.  We do not provide weapons that can be used against friendly forces.  All food items contain anti-bozobot ingrediants.

[blacknebula101]

Snazee- That is why I put a replicator on the list.

Dingo- Thanks. The weapons are for self defense. I will get my supplies later today. Thanks again.
 -blacknebula

[blacknebula101]

Doctors and guns are ok. It makes no sense but is ok :-) .
 -blacknebula

[dingo15068]

With some of the pacience we encounter, a gun makes perfect sense

[blacknebula101]

That's correct. I picked up the supplies via pod and they are in my closet. Don't worry it takes me 30 minutes to get in there with all the correct passwords ect.
 -blacknebula

[dingo15068]

Not a problem...