Anti-Sirian weapons (just in case)

[MiBAgentKay]

Thought I'd drop by here and see what I could work out. That big dude in the bar doesn't look like the type to go down easy.

[dingo15068]

(via long range communication)  Agent K, taking down a Siriun Collection agent is one of the hardest challanges any organization can possibly attempt.  They are immune to bribes, getting drunk, most weapons, mind control devices, are very dedicated to their work and assignments (a bit single minded about it)  They work usually in a team of 2, their front person is usually very big, look very intimidating, and are very sharp.  Their better half you will rarely meet.  That individual is an expert at finding hidden assets.  Their primary job is to ferret out those assets when someone claims not to have the funds to pay their electric bill.  Since most of the time, the people they collect from have just forgotten to pay the bill, they do additional sideline work of instructing auditors for different organizations on various planets.
Since I do know they these collectors personnally, I should let you know.  Cerberus has one weakness..he likes to play poker....badly....his wife Alice, a Chershire cat, last taught the IRS organization how to do audits of individuals....I do not know if he brought her or not, but it is possible, as someone reported that they think they spotted her in the airduct system searching for me.
If I heard correctly, their next collection assignment is to collect past due electric bills from the Bozo High Command...I would suggest instead of possibly attacking my big brother, we actively utilize his nature, and see if we can get a spy into Bozo High Command, and find out about that fleet

[MiBAgentKay]

Got it. I'm expecting several volunteers any time. Judging from a quick glance at your spy commander's evidence, I strongly suspect the Sirian Power Company of extortion and multiple billings, although probably your brother is unaware. Also, it's quite likely the ship that d@#n near crashed through the hangar bay was attacked by the bozos. If we can use that to our advantage, all the better.

Meantime, I'm gonna examine the crashed ship.

(Pulls out multispectral analyzer and begins walking slowly around the battered hulk.)

C'mon. Not red...please...not red...

(A soft beep.)

D@#n.

[MiBAgentKay]

Bozos. I hate bozos.

D@#n, how long's a guy gotta wait for volunteers to show up?

[snazee1]

Well if you would post once in a while you wouln't have to wait all that long!!! What do you want me to do with this evidence? I did manage to find more reciepts.  Looks like others have paid as well, so I feel their whole mission to be here is just to snoop around and bother everyone.  I have made copies of everything just in case "things tend to get lost" and the originals are in a safe place!:evil :evil

[dingo15068]

Ummm, I just recieved a letter from my brother...Seems the Nerd57, Laugi, and Termina now one the Siriun Power Company, Lock, Stock, and Barrel, and a stack of Lawsuits....seems it was a gift from thr BIC

[MiBAgentKay]

Well, let's just say....it looks like it.

But nothing is what it seems.

I haven't been waiting around here for folks, at any rate. P and I been busy......

[snazee1]

K, If You need to use the Spy Command Center, just let me know.  Where can I leave a copy of these reciepts for you to take with you??? Let me know

[MiBAgentKay]

H#!!, best thing to do is send 'em to Zed via subspace fax. Here's the number. 'Preciate the use of the spy center. You can gimme a hand here, if you want to. P - er, the Admiral - is arranging the use of the Big Guns against this Schvundra guy - the fake one, not the new one that's showed up - and I'm gonna need to rig up some sort of controls for the thing, or we're gonna mess up this whole sector of space.

Oh, and if you can get the Dingo guy down here, that'd be good too. 'S his weapons lab, after all. And keep that chocolate cake outta here. It's big trouble. Besides, I'm allergic to chocolate.