Anyone Need a Test Pilot?

[Mons]

Hey gang!  Sorry I've MIA for so long.  It's a long story and pay no attention to the blast marks and tomato chunks all over my ship!  I was wondering if I could have my old job back.  Any objections?

Mons

[rover10]

Sure we could still use one. I will let you know if I design a new exploration vessel.
Rover out...

[dingo15068]

MONS!!!!!!
Welcome back my old friend....How is the ISS BozoBlaster.....
Holy cow!!!!  What a mess!!!!!  Yes you have your old job back.  Rover, my assault carrier is in needs of a major overhaul!!!!!!!!!!!

[rover10]

No problem. The vehicle will be equiped with state of the art cloaking devices and an anti-matter propulsion system. You provide the weapons, I provide the glue :-) .
Rover out...

[Mons]

Yeah, the BozoBlaster and I went through some really rough stuff.  Ya know, the usual, intergalatic wars, cheeze riots on the moon, Union picket lines.  Can we make some room for her in the weapons bay?  Wait until you see some of the equipment I picked up!

Mons

[dingo15068]

Well the weapons on that huge ship is about 80 attack fighters/bombers/support craft...Besides mutilple "Rito" launchers, and heavy shielding...It was designed for independant operations.

I suggest you familurize our "Weapons Technology"  We have developed "Explosive Burritoes" with such power and outgassing, as to render a "Anti-Matter" bomb to the level of a fire cracker.  It is also our base fuel for all ships.  Mild versions have been used as "food" for several species, with the appropriate responces....We have in the past recieved "EPA" fines for air quality infractions

[Mons]

Has anyone heard from Spacegirlie?

[Orstio]

Mons!  Good to see you!  Cheese riots, you say?  I always miss all the fun.  

Spacegirlie drops by for a lurk once in awhile, but hasn't posted in a long time.

[rover10]

Well isn't your assault carrier a different ship.If so I am not authorized to touch it. I know the WAN III has quite a few fighters but it is not an assault carrier(at least I think it isn't).
Rover out....

[dingo15068]

Rover,
The ISS BozoBlaster fit's inside one of the bigger hanger bays inside of the WAN....Tartus technology at work.....I have authority to launch ships, and direct most fleets, and handle the weapons functions of the WAN III...I do not have the authority to accually give the WAN III movement order's outside of battle...that is the Captain's and Admiral's prorogative.

Rover, I am assigning you to Mons as his assistant pilot...

Mon's you have a new student!!!!

[Mons]

Sure!  I suppose I can take someone under my wing.

Rover, can you survive massive explosions?  Those tend to happen when I go out on a test run.

[payloadcontroller]

Dingy, don't forget about our frustrated red-shirt, Phil. Gotta get him signed up for flight school, 'member? I suspect he will do well. Keep me posted on his progress. If he does as I suspect, I'll have him assigned to Top Gun fast track.

[dingo15068]

Roger that Admiral:


Crewman Phil!!!!  Crewman Phil....Report to Mons for flight school!!!!!

[Mons]

I hope with all this teaching I'll have time to blow up... I mean test out some new crafts!  Gotta stop slipping like that!

Who else wants to learn?

[payloadcontroller]

Mons, you be careful with those ships, and the trainees. Behave yourself, and follow orders and regs.

There, I've done the official statement thing. Go have fun.