New Tech "Found."

[Mons]

Hey Dingo,

I umm...  found some new tech that might interest you.  The Barques in the Ford Galaxy have found a way to repel the Bozo threat from their planet.  They have places sound emitters inside the planetary defense pods orbiting the planet.  They transmit the sound of Bach which is logic of music.  This renders their weapons dead in space.  Might be a good idea to create smaller versions and mount them on the WAN fleet.

Oh, and I promise, I just found it!  Promise!  And, if a big guy named Tony asks for me, I'm not here!

Mons

[dingo15068]

Do it, set it up

[Mons]

You got it boss!

[MiBAgentKay]

Ah got Tony's answer right here for ya. Don't worry about him.

[rover10]

Mons:

Guess what? You will be at the helm of the WAN now.SI am serving punishment for taking a vacation(which every officer should) and buying drinks at a surplus to help the crew.Oh well most of it will be consumed by me.

[snazee1]

Mons, if you need any help with this design, just holler, I have put together something like a small transister, only I never thought of using music, I had voice activated tapes that project ultrasonic vibe of logic.  Let me know what I can do to help!!

[Mons]

Rover:  What?  I kinda have my hands full with the ISS BozoBlaster II.  I can't fly two ships at once?  I wouldn't punish ya!  I love all the stuff ya bought!

Snazee: Thanks for the offer.  I have all the units installed through out the WAN Fleet but I'm having a problem sustaining a constant power flow to each unit.  Can you look into that?  The whole thing is driving mw nuts!

Mons :ESK :ESK

[snazee1]

Mons, I took a look at some side panels outside the WAN and it looked like they were disconnected??? Could this of been done when Rover shot out of the bay like a bat out of Hades?? Anyway, i replaced them and used some better coiling sealants, so they shouldn't give you anymore trouble.  Hope this helps, if not I'll try and rewire the mainframes to a different breaker box!!

Just let me know!!!

[Mons]

Yup, that looks like that did the trick.  Power levels ae up to 62% and rising.  You're a God thanks for your help.  I would, however, like to look at the main power grid.  It's been 6 weeks since they were checked last.  Thanks again!

Mons :ESK :ESK

[snazee1]

your more than welcomed Mons!! It was my pleasure!! If I can do anything else, let me know!!

[dingo15068]

EXCESSIVE PWER CONSUMPTION....EXCESSIVE POWER CONSUMPTION...automatic breaker systems activated

*shields go down in a flash*

Mons that did not fix the problem

[Mons]

(Mons goes into a tangent of bad words and some that have never been heard before.)
I'm really starting to hate this system.  Okay, Re-start shield power systems without the shielding units on.  Running self diagnostic check on power grid.
(Computer monitor shows breaks in stabilizing conduits.)
Lord, I hope that's the problem.
(Mons climbs up into access tunnel 4.)
What's this? (a access panel has been removed and replaced recently.  Mons removes the panels and sees where cables have been cut and replaced with a remote shut off device.  He removes the remote, reconnects the cut cables and takes the remote back down to the weapons bay.)
Okay, what the heck is this thing.  I'll just throw it into the part scanner and that should tell me.
Computer: Part is a remote controlling system, designed to shut down power to shielding systems involving the WAN III.
An encoded message has been found within device. "The Face on Mars is from an alien civilization. NASA is the most evil agency on Earth, Man has never been on the moon, Nuclear power..."  Okay stop!  I have a headache just listening to that garbage.  Computer  give me the specs. on part.

Searching.... searching... sear*
Design: Bozo, 5th generation tech.
Planet of origin: Bozotopia, SDC space.
Installed in the WAN III 4 months ago by...by...
COMPUTER ERROR, COMPUTER ERROR, COMPUTER ERROR, COMPUTER ERROR, COMPUTER ERROR, COMPUTER ERROR, COMPUTER ERROR, COMPUTER ERROR, COMPUTER ERROR,
SYSTEM SHUT DOWN IN...IN...IN...JELLY DONUTS....
(The computer explodes, sending Mons flying across the room!)
Great.  Well, at least the shields are fixed.
Admiral and Dingo.  I think we have a spy or a trader on board.

Mons :ESK :ESK

[dingo15068]

*Dingo cussing in 18 languages, the paint blisters where he is at*  That does it.  I want a nose to tail full physical inspection of every component on this ship.

*Mons we had one aboard during the last battle.  An unknown mole.  Still unidentified.  Snazee has been screening the crew tryig to locate the Bozo*