Chapter 16: The War with "IT" or "Gremlins!!

[dingo15068]

*ALL FLEETS..ALL HANDS...PREPARE FOR EXITING SUPERWARP*

*The Phoneix transshipping the whole WAN fleets within the dimentional cone, that has widened as it comes closer to the breach*

Preparing for Regular WARP drive. Transport cone ending in 3.......2.......1......Warp 15...Transport cone shutdown...

Marines.....launch your attach shuttles immediately...

Mons.....reset the Bozoblaster for offinsive lensing...Launch all attach fighters

Phoneix, reconfigure for full combat...commence firing at will

Droids...have you replaced those fuses yet.....WHAT...what do you mean by saying you are in the middle of a game of chess, and will get to it eventually...Droids follow your orders

Phoneix, if you have a minute, check into the problem with the droids

[snazee1]

Spy Command is ready for warp, Dingo.  I reprogramed the Droids and they are all ready for launch.  They won't be playing chess any more!!

So a WAAAAy WEEEE Gooooo!

[dingo15068]

Thanks Snazee

The Phoneix confirms they are no longer playing chess.  What are they doing, are they replacing the blown fuses???

*No.  They are playing....hopscotch, as programmed*

Snazee can you check that programming...something is befuddling those droids

[Sarah90]

Droid 00000...e...ec...echh (throws up back up)...Gremli... ...needs...prog...

[Original Labatt]

WAN Fleet Attack.

[nerd57 Laugi]

Termina wishes she could cry. But it'd just evaporate in the heat of the star. Laugi wishes he could cry. But his eyes are unresponsive, his entire body shattered and slowly rehealing due to the dampners.

Power surge on the WAN.

[nerd57 Laugi]

He walked along the halls, nearly alone, darkness, total darkness enveloping the area where his foot pushed off the ground. Making a deliberate turn, he enters the engineering section of the craft. Eyeing the flashing lights and panels, he examines the huge components around him. Warp coils, anti-matter containment discs, and...
Chasi Dampners... mmmm...

The robots are thrown from their work on the Dampners by a sudden explosion, torn to shreds as their own metallic hides shear off and stab at their electrical components. The causer of all of this chaos eyes his prize. Reaching out his hands, he touches the dampners. Terribly hot. They'd burn him if he wasn't, well, him. Wrapping his bony fingers about the coils, he pulls with his terrible might. The coil ripps from the metallic sheath it is in. Spinning around and releasing the huge coil with his entire force, it smashes through the rest of the dampners, and plows through the protective shielding of the warp drive coils. Soon the area would be basked in a radioactive glow.
Perfect.
Hearing footsteps tearing down the hallways nearby, he survey's his art work one last time, and disappears.

Laugi struggles to raise himself slowly, pushing against the asteroid he's landed on. The push however does not right him. It meerly pushes him off the asteroid, with no way to orient himself. Termina's painful screams can still be heard.

[dingo15068]

*Several emergancy lights flash on...The Phoneix, in her electronic self smiles.........hehehehehe I knew I was too much of a juicy target for "IT"

A massive dimentional barier instantly surrounds the Phoneix...Anti Chasi radiation floods the ship...

"IT" screams in extreame pain.....energy it has hoarded during his containment drain....he is converted...no longer a god...he has become that which he feared the most....he has become a "BOZO" stuck inside the one place a Bozo never wanted to be trapped.  Inside the Phoneix...

Admiral I have a BOZO trapped inside of the Phoneix....we are stuck inside a dimentional bubble.......  We will deal with "IT", my sensors detect large formations of Berzerkers starting their run on the Phoneix...It is up to you and the rest of the fleet to deal with...our hands are full.......Be informed we also have "Gremlins" on board

[Nemisis two]

(Wave after wave of Berserkers leave the dimensional cell from which they were confined. They have no chasi in them, no organics, only pure cold steel. They move with undying hatred of organics. There original programming overriding Nems servant code, they want only to destroy the living and create the dead.
They detect the WAN fleet moving, there orders are to scatter, the farther the better. Never again will they be confined to emptiness of that cell dimension.
A few Berserkers prepare to delay the WAN fleet but only delay, for a real engagement is yet to occur and when it does, they will be powered by "It". A being they deem needed of there touch, a touch to destroy the organic caring mind that "It" possess, once that is gone. True power will be theres.)

(The WAN V moves in to intercept the berserker asteroid ships heading towards the pheonix. Two more carriers phase out of existence but the fleet is still there. They begin launching fighters)

Dingo, we are approaching the Berserker ships now. Launch the anchors. I don't know how long the minions will be able to stay though we've lost 20 carriers now to out-phasing.

[Original Labatt]

Illiminate the berserkeres immediatly WAN Fleet.  Fire.



O I love battle.  Dingo deal with the being with deep care.  

Admiral out.

[dingo15068]

Labatt, Ummmm the Phoneix has me locked up on the Bridge...she will not let me hunt it down, but is being very specific that she will deal with "IT" personnally.  I do have control of the main guns as they are outside the barrier, but I am unable to move the ship.  Unable to leave this containment area, and nobody is allowed to enter it.  So it is just Snazee and I abourd with "IT"  I hope she brought a deck of cards.

Commencing firing of main guns.....

5 Berzerker ships became instant gas

[nerd57 Laugi]

"Sog... this should have been anticipated..."
He attempts to disperse himself again, but finds himself locked in place. Not only is he now normal, he's trapped too.
"Well... always carry a backup..."
Pulling a string on his vest, a megaton Chasi warhead goes off in the engineering room of the WAN. He is not only blown to bits, but revitalized by the Chasi. But his power is weak, and must go back into dormancy. Let them struggle with their lack of an engineering room, there lack of warp drives, dampners, and... a TARDIS.

[dingo15068]

*Damm.  Phoneix, bring up the backups......dumping anti-chasi throughout the ship again.....Stripping "IT" of all of it's recharge.  Isolate sector 47 A-KK.  That effectively seals "IT" into part of the ship. So "IT" can not do any more damage.  Trapped in a destroyed section of the ship.

Initiate sector ejection section 47.  Seal with pure neutronium, and lets start attaching Chasi dampers, and anti chasi flooders on the outside.  Then seal those into pure neutronium, and institute the inner sector bypasses.

*A square mile of the ship is ejected from the Phoneix.  Remotes on tethers, start hooking up the new equipment in "IT" permanat prison

[snazee1]

Dingo, I just happen to have a deck of cards with me!! Do you play gin rummy or go fish?

I did reprogram the droids and the debugged the program so they will esssentially do what you want them to do!!

Did you by any chance bring any beverages aboard the Phoneix???

[Nemisis two]

(The Berserkers break away, dissapering into sub-space. There objective complete. A small probe floats with the debris. It sends out a phychic emmination so strong that the Pheonix screams in pain for a brief second as "It" recieves a message in "It"'s mind. The words,"No chasi" repeats over and over again in "It"s' mind untill the probe explodes in a brief flash of stifled flame)

Dingo, preparing to chase the Berserkers.

(The WAN V enters subspace after the Berserkers.

A large wave of energy appears out of nowhere and strikes the Pheonix, the chasi dampeners are detecting a anomaly forming near "It"'s cell, an anomaly changing the composition of Chasi allowing it to pass by the dampeners)