Chapter 14: The Greatest Party in the History of WAN

[dingo15068]

AaronofBorg, your work is to be commended!!!!

*ALL WAN FLEET PERSONNEL*  Bozo monitoring detectors have detected a Massive Bozo invasion fleet approaching....Detectors reached a level 10 alert before they stopped transmitting due to overwelming Bozoness level

[sunspots4ever]

(Quickly looking up quick methods of sobering up partygoers, the best Sunny can find is cold showers to wake them up. Lights match and holds it near fire sprinkler to trigger it. Crew is doused, and begins screaming, but the job is done!)

     Pete, I promise I will mop up when this next battle is finished! (Grabs giant fans and sets them in doorways to begin drying carpets, then heads out the door...)

[aaronofborg]

Upon beginning to write this, I find that my memories are somewhat...incomplete. I do remember being kidnapped by the Bozo Borg for my inside info on both the WAN and Borg fleets. They restored my indivuadality. During your attack, I managed to escape, and activate the fleet-wide self destruct, which I had learned how to activate during my stay. Then I awoke in your sickbay.

Request permission for sanctuary from the Borg.

[Original Labatt]

(Labatt puts on his uniform)  What now?  Finaly we get time to relaxe and this happens?  Can't our major automatic defences handle it?  If not send in our defensive fleets, I doubt that will hold them off.  

Lets attack them while we have our Auto defence on and our Defence fleets in tact, along with the borg and the WAN fleet we should have no trouble.

C'mon ppl lets get movin, faster we do this, faster we get back to partying.

[dingo15068]

AaronOfBorg.....santuary is granted

WAN III report:  Auto defense system is down in sector ArtBell....  Massive assualts of defensive system.  I have been attempting to stop the Bozo fleets, but due to overwelming numbers have been bypassed...  Weapons supplies are low.  Bozo formations are spread out so unable to utilize main guns to plug the breach.  Several attempts to breach the WAN III's hull have been repulsed....Due to amount of debree surrounding the WAN unable to utilize high speed drive.  Request immediate resupply.  Also request immediate hang-over cure

Bozo fleet count is so far at 175,541 ships and climbing.

We have AaronofBorg aboard, has he has requested santuary...that has been granted.

[aaronofborg]

The Borg are not your allies. Only I am.

[Nemisis two]

Nemisis2 reporting for duty...

[snazee1]

Dingo, all spy crews are ready to go!! Waiting on your command!!

Data is rolling in, and with the secret transmissions hidden on the Bozo's space ships, tracking them will be easy!! I will fax the coordinates to you!!

We are ready to rock and roll!!!!

[sunspots4ever]

Have red nose, rainbow wig, and big shoes ready in case an undercover mission is required!

[blacknebula101]

I think you better look at this.

Headline>>>>> Coup overthrows Arcturus I

A coup today has overthrown the second Arcturian king Arcturus I. The coup lead by terrorist Altair, who was responsible for the attack on the WAN III, claimed responsibility and now has control of the government. The former Arcturian empire which was formed from Bozo revolutionary's and the Arturian Empire, seems to be lost. This revolution couldn't be stopped because Arcturus is more than 500 billion light years away from Earth. A WAN spokesman said earlier that this was the worst revolution ever for Earth. He said with the advanced Arcturian technology the Bozo's will now put up a good fight. Art Bell has declared a day of celebration for the Bozo Empire. He said that the Bozo's will get their revenge on humanity. He also warned the WAN High Command not to reverse time otherwise a time war will begin.  Time war's are when someone goes back in time to destory the existance of another. Wan High Command has not commented exept for saying they are at ThreatCon Delta and ready to attack if they need to.

Hopefully WAN HQ won't call us off to duty because this is a special occasion. Party On!!!

[Original Labatt]

I am still Acting Admiral and u report to me.  Nemisis take control of some of our stationary fleets and prepare there crew for battle.

[dingo15068]

Warning...Sector defenses are down...Border of Sector ArtBell, I am almost out of ammo...send immediate resupply and strong reinforcements

[snazee1]

Sorry Labatt, my bad, I guess I was just used to taking orders from Dingo from the last mission..

All spy crew man your ships and head out into deep secret cover.  I will report all information to you Labatt, keep your radio on low frequency.

Over and out, see ya on the flip side!!

[Sarah90]

Droid reporting...extends arms...reaches out of Phoenix...gathers  deep secret stuff...reports back to  Spy Commander...

[Original Labatt]

Keep me updated.  Nemisis begin attackin the enemy.  I will take Alantra Invasion fleet and hit the bozo's head on.  Snazee try to sabotage there plans.  If all goes as planned this shal abrughtly halt there retaliation

There is also another thing I want to tell you.  

I know it must be hard for all of you to except me as Fleet Admiral, but It has been a dream of mine ever since I could remember. I want you all to kno that i will do my best.  Thank you

Fleet Admiral Labatt out.