Chapter 13: The Greatest Bozo Attack in history of WAN.

[Original Labatt]

All WAN Officers head to your stations and prepare for a massive attack against the Bozo's.  We have found now out for sure that it was in fact Altair and BIC who planned this sabotage.  There own governtment in the Bozo Sector knew this all along.  


All hands Prepare to depart that is and order.

Dingo, Nemisis, Sunspot, Orstio, and the Rest of the Fleet Commanders report Immediatly.

[snazee1]

Reporting for duty!!! All of my crew are ready and waiting for your orders!!! Let's go get some Bozo's!!!

Snazee, Spy Commander

[dingo15068]

Commodore Dingo1 reporting for duty....WAN III with the ISS Bozoblaster II at full power, all weapons armed and primed.

Admiral PLC, please report to stratigic command.

Admiral Labatt, from my understanding, WAN HQ has BIC in custody

[nerd57 Laugi]

"This isn't going to be pretty. But I have no choice. You have the WAN VI at your hands. I'm going to implement my new weapons systems ASAP. We're set, just send us the coordinates."

[Mons]

This is Captain Mons of the ISS BozoBlaster. We are in position and ready.  Nothing will get past us.  We stand ready to decimate every bozo in the universe.  Being shot has that effect on one!

Mons :ESK :ESK

[Original Labatt]

I am glad that u are all pumped up.  I am sending you the Coordinates now.  We will Assemble groups of 3. Bozoblaster I and I with Dingo will be 1.  2nd will be WAN III, WAN VI and Snazees Commande ship.  And the 3rd will be Nemisis, Alantra, and Its Elite Strike Force.  

Group 1 ur orders are to remain in stealth mode and enter Bozo space and to its Main Command Base and Home World.   There u will meet up with the rest of the groups

Group 2, U will Destroy all the Bozo Defences and then meat up with the rest of the groups.

Group 3, We will head for BIC's home world and the Altarians home world and then meet up with the rest of the Groups.

Do not make contact with each others groups until we have met at the heart of the Bozo Empire.

There we will destroy everything in our path's.

All groups Depart!

[nerd57 Laugi]

*Weapons systems: Lock/UnLock !*
[100110101101010010101]
*Locked! !*
*Coordinates: Al-Phi-Zet-Nin-Kap
*Translate: Soy, Cha, Chi, Totla, Sasn !*
*Coord Lock! !*
"Prepare for warp! GO!"
"This is Vernis, GO!"
"Aye, we heard de Kaptahn de first time!"
"Shut up and GO!"
"Going! Geez!"

[aaronofborg]

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[dingo15068]

Err, Admiral, problem with your disposition of ships.  WAN III (Dingo Commanding) and the ISS Bozoblaster (Mons commanding) are actually 2 parts of the same ship...The combined power of the Phoneix exceeds the total combined power of all of the WAN fleets combined by 200 times.

She has informed me that she is interested in dealing directly with the Bozoborg force personally :evil :evil

And she has a personal request, that the observer Borg, Aaron of Borg,  accompany her.

[WAN HQ]

The WAN V and WAN VI, are to proceed to galaxy Altairian, and annialate all Bozo forces located there....Official designate Fleet 1

The ISS Phoneix (WAN III, ISS Bozoblaster II) are to proceed to sector Beta, Omega, Zeta, Omega - Beta, Omega, Roger, Greta...and annialate the bozo forces located there.
Official Designate as Fleet 2

All other WAN fleet ships and forces are to proceed to sector Beta, Etna, Lima, Lima - Alpha, Roger, Terra and annialate all bozo forces located in that sector.  Official Fleet designate as Fleet 3

Upon completion of assigned missions, all WAN forrces are to begin combined fleet action against sector SCHLUTZ....our recovered intellegence officer, code name BIC, has reported that the main Bozo forces are concentrating there, under the command of Commandant Klink...Bozo flag ship's name is Stalag 13

[Nemisis two]

WAN V and the entire berserker forces ready sir.

[nerd57 Laugi]

(OOC Note: AHHHHHHH! New... layout... burning... eyes... must gouge... with spoon!)
"FO Vernis, what coords did you input?"
"Umm, the ones that were specified."
"Then why are we passing the Arcaterran galaxy?"
"How do you know they all look alike."
"It has the stars in the arm that spell out, in Enlisa, 'Arcaterran Home, over 13 trillion painkiller.'"
"Painkiller? What?"
"Hmm, one of the stars went supernova, it used to be 'served.'"
"Anyway, what were you saying?"
"You're going the wrong way!"
"No way! These are the coordinates you gave me."
"Let me see that. Hm... What the sog... ketchup? There's ketchup on these orders."
"I wanted lunch!"
"Bah." Nerd wipes the ketchup off of the orders. "There's a decimal point there. It was covered by the ketchup."
"Uhh... U-TURN NOW!"
"Wait! What about iner-"
The crew, including Nerd and FO Vernis, are thrown across the bridge in normal low budget fashion, except with fancier colored sparks.
"Soging velse!"
"Shut up, sir!"

[nerd57 Laugi]

"Sorry to inform you, but since we've had a few difficulties with crew orders, we're going to be arriving at the invasion a bit late. Also, I don't want to be the only one there to fend off a galaxy of Bozos, so if the rest of you could get on your way there to, ya know, start with out me. I'll bring in some heavy artillery to make up for my absence."

[dingo15068]

WAN III, combat configuration activation please:

The WAN III extend 5 "arms" They fold forward to form a 5 point platform.  The ISS BozoBlaster II seperates from the WAN III, and lands on the 5 points.  Hundreds of "Super "Rito" launchers can be seen glisening on the 5 arms, as well as many "Chasi" launchers.  5 of the "Deadly "Big" Guns can be seen.

WAN III coordances for target area are B-O-Z-O.B-O-R-G.  Initialte transwarp drive please.

The WAN III takes on a blinding golden glow then streaks away from the WAN HQ at Warp 200

[Original Labatt]

I will be on The USS Alantra and I will also be commanding its elite Invasion force.  We will head the Altarian galaxy and anihalate everything in our paths.  

Then all fleets when u are done with ur first assignments, head to the Heart of the Bozo Empire and destroy everything.

We are all now ready.  Do not establish contact, for there will be Bozo scouts in all sectors.  Good luck, try not to die, and kick some Bozo ass.

All hands depart.