Chapter 13: The Greatest Bozo Attack in history of WAN.

[sunspots4ever]

Sunspots reporting all ready for battle at my station. All archives and past intelligence reports are on-line for immediate access, and I stand ready to assist wherever needed.

  The Bozo's have done great damage to the sum total of knowledge in the Universe. As Librarian, I consider myself a  Keeper and Sharer of Knowledge, and so the Bozo's actions are a personal insult!!

  May they suffer their most dreaded fate - education!!

[nerd57 Laugi]

"Alright, we're set, I'm pulling in a few more Dracone forces to aid us. I'm placing them in the other two groups, mostly in the group that is going to be waiting for the main force to group.  Don't let these guys die, it'll make me look bad.
"We're warping our way to the point. Engaging Chasi mechanisms. loading schematics and power systems for new weapons. TIme to kick ass and take names, baby!"

[dingo15068]

Arriving on station in the heart of the Bozo-Borg sector, strong sensors deployed, and find....nothing...on open channel, the WAN III broadcasts the following>

"Here BozoBorg, come out and play....Here BozoBorg, come out and play"

Initiate camifloge pattern Alpha one...disquising itself as a small merchant ship, carrying logic education books

[Original Labatt]

Altarian homeworld.  Finaly we will have Vengeance!

Invasion Force engadge!  My Group Attack!

[nerd57 Laugi]

A planet, a bozo planet, orbits gracefully around the primary star. One of the inhabitants looks up, thinking he saw a UFO, and realizing he did, runs around screaming for help because an invasion is coming. He is shot quickly to keep from spreading a panic amongst the highly gulible populace. The day continues as normal, at least normal for a bozo world.
Suddenly there is a blur in the skies, huge portals are ripped open all around the planet, and dark ominous shapes fly out, blocking the primary star.
"ITS AN INVASION! RUN RUUUUN!" the populace screams. The guards charged with keeping the peace run and scream too, not wanting to be the first to be fried. Small fighters fly into the atmosphere, strafing and weaving through the illogically tall buildings. Beams shimmer from them down upon the stunned populace throwing them to the ground in wild fits of suddenly realizing the truth behind logic.

"Don't let those fighters blow up. They have my new logic rays on them."

[nerd57 Laugi]

"This is the WAN VI, under heavy attack. Where are the rest of my ships? My ship and the Dracone's are the only ones out here, and I don't know how much longer we can last under this barage! Ya think I tripped a wire and sounded an alarm!"

[nerd57 Laugi]

"Alright... no response... activate the new Chasi collectors!"
"Collectors? You mean we don't have generators?"
"I have no clue what generates Chasi, but I know that the things in our weapons ports collect it and fire it, now activate them!" That was a lie, Nerd knew @#%$ well what generated Chasi, but the ensign didn't need to know it. It was time to open up full force.

Huge spheres begin collecting energy along the battered sides of the hull. Wisps of Chasi drift from apparent nothingness and into the energy balls. The Dracone ships take note, and also begin charging Chasi spheres. As the spheres begin aiming towards the Bozo fleets, Nerd watches the view screen, grinning.
"Send out a Sladio message to the neighboring galaxies. I think I know a couple who might like to help out. WAN HQ, permission requested to bring in 2 war heroes/criminals to help the war."

[dingo15068]

From their location in the middle of Bozo-Borg space, the WAN III hearing Nerd's call for assistance lines up on the far distant solar system of the Altairians.

The5 "Big Guns" Fire into the center of the ISS BozoBlaster II.  Instead of blowing up from all of that power entering it at a single point, the destructive beams  converge, and a blinding beam of unimaginal power and speed shoots out of the ISS Bozoblaster.  The Beam at the distance spreads out some before it intersects the Altairian Home world.

The beam enightens the occupents of the planet as they are overwelmed by it's power, for the beam is a beam of pure and unadulterated logic and intelegence.

Nerd57, I hope that helped

[Original Labatt]

Is going well, we are under heavy attack but we have destroyed all the Altarians major planetary defences.

(Labatt launches 6 Nova Boms at the Altarians Home World)  Feast on that bastards.

[meteoroid]

I just got back in time for the battle. WAN ships the bozos have a home wold that was un known to us. It is located in the tent sector. From what I could tell in my work when I was away they have been using the resources that they have said they were using to rebuild there old world and build a massive armada. During my time away I was working on a new strike fighter the Griffin. So far 200 have been built with the aid of my AI friend. They are armed and ready for battle. May I suggest that they be used to clear out enemy fighters and planetary defense satellites. Also the AI has pledged 5000 missile drones. The drones are basically unmanned ships that crash into enemy ships at high speed.

[Mons]

Dingo and WAN Fleet.
That last blast from the BozoBlaster II has over loaded almost all major systems.  Internal Nav, life support for lower decks, long range scans, all off line or failing.  I'm trying to bring navagation back on-line to set a course back to the lunar base but I don't know if we're going to make it.  Incoming data suggest a huge ship wide shut down of all internal systems.  I don't think we calculated for how much power it was going to take to convert all those bozos.

Nav back on-line, setting course for Lunar Base.  ETA 27 hours.

Mons

[Nemisis two]

(Just as Mons thinks the Bozoblaster has been knocked out of service, a portal opens and out flies the WAN V along with The berserker/Minion fleet lead by the ISS Streak.
A Berserker asteroid ship "captures" the ISS Bozoblaster by putting it in a sort of orbit as hundreds of Minion spider bots begin covering the Bozoblaster and repairing it)

Thought i wouldn't show didn't ya.
Alright Dingo what are your orders?

[aaronofborg]

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[nerd57 Laugi]

The WAN VI begins releasing long range fighters, which imedeatly jump to other systems and begin de-bozofying them.

"Reading a massive drop in the Bozo-flux in this sector. Moving out into next sector."

The WAN VI jumps out to the next sector on the attack plan.

[dingo15068]

Mons, get that ship back into position.  I am aware of how much power the WAN III generates.  You lost your systems due to that all power is rerouted from the Bozoblaster into the Bozoblaster shields, just takes a while for your systems to recharge.

Nemisis, deploy your forces, and get as many sensors out as possible, the Bozo borg are around here somewhere, and we have got to find them and de-bozofied them.

Meteoriod, give us the coordanances of the main Bozo fleet, as soon as Mons is back into position, and we have finished recharging the main guns, we will send a de-bozo beam at them.  Also send us about 150 of those new fighters, we will use the ISS Bozoblaster's hanger bays for deployment.