Chapter 13: The Greatest Bozo Attack in history of WAN.

[Original Labatt]

Once u have finished ur job in your designated sector head to the Central heart of the Bozo's.  That's an order.

I need reports on casualties.

[meteoroid]

I am taking the 50 unused fighters in search of the armada. There position has been nailed down to with in a 3by3 LY square. The rest of the fighters are on there way to meet up with the main Wan fleet.

[snazee1]

Sorry were so late, but you  know us spies!!! I have launched a virus into their data systems and in about 10 min, they will have lost all communication with their fighter jets and battle ships, so what ever you are planning to do to tie things up, this would be the time to do it..........................................

"Virus Implanted in 10
                           9
                           8
                           7
                           6
                           5
                           4
                           3
                           2
                           1
                           0
"Virus has been implanted.....All systems down for 20 minutes....Please use extreme caution............

Snazee Over and out

[nerd57 Laugi]

"All fighters reporting in that their systems are secured. We're making good time. Move onto next system!"
The WAN VI jumps further away from the main force, and headlong into the enemy.

[dingo15068]

Inputing those coordanances, Mons your ship is back in position.  Main Guns recharged, commencing firing sequence, broadbeam configuration.

Firing main Guns:

Again the main guns fire, unleashing toroerts of power as the energy from 10 blackholes is released.  A beam of power coming from the center of the WAN III fires, intersecting the energy ring created by the main guns.  A pure white beam enters the bottom of the Bozoblaster, and is converted into a De-bozofier beam.  Massive releases of pure logic spread and smash into the coordenences of the last known position of the great Bozo amauda.

Mons I know everything is shutdown on the Bozoblaster currently, other than communications and shielding.  If you were not in position, that beam I just unleashed would have reversed the atomic bonds of any matter it struck, and causing whatever was struck to explode apart

[sunspots4ever]

My scans show no major injuries among WAN forces and allies. Bozos seem to be taking heavy losses however.

[Original Labatt]

hands now that the entire WAN Fleet is in one place, and i mean the Entire Fleet is in the heart of the Bozo Empire Unleash every thing u got.  Snazee has given us a great advantage, put it to use.

(Labatt Unvails a new Prototype Weapon of MASS destruction)

Dingo and I have been secretly working on this project incase in circumstances we had to use it.  We will use it now.

The Entire WAN Fleet.............ATTACK!!!!

[Nemisis two]

(Minion fighter carriers begin taking position as supply ships enter normal space. Robots begin working double time setting up a small prefabbed loading station in orbit around the current battle zone.)

Dingo, Guardian corps setting up supply points for the forces. Berserkers are landing to set up drop points for wan forces.

[snazee1]

Everyone hurry and give it all you've got, The virus is just about over and their virus scanners will detect it and destroy it. WE only have 10 more minutes, then we need to get the heck out of here, unless we annilate them first!!! Good luck everyone!!

I have destroyed their radar detectors, so everyone can get as close as possible.

So far I report no casulties in my sector.

[dingo15068]

Snazee, there is no retreat from this battle.

As soon as the virus end's it's abilities, I want all fleets to converge on the WAN III.  At that point, all WAN ships will direct all of their energy fire on the underside collectors of the WAN III.  All missle attacks as normal, just avoid the fire from the WAN III.

Mons, once your systems finish recharging, go on the offensive.  Do not worry about incoming enemy firepower.  With the new design you can fly the ISS Bozoblaster directly into a class II supernove without worry.

Detaching the ISS Bozoblaster.  Initiate Blossom flower.

*the arms of the WAN III extend from their focus point, and the great ship starts to spin.  Thousands of Super 'Rito" missles are spread out in cloud formations, and go into cloaked standby mode"

[Original Labatt]

10's of thousands of missles)  Keep it up, fire everything!

[Nemisis two]

(Nemisis puts out a bag with the words: acme inflate-a-station. He procceds to leave the airlock and pull the ripcord. A massive station inflates and the supply ships begin docking)

Ready to re-arm refuel any ships that need it.

[snazee1]

spy connand is launching hundreds of thousands of smart bombs. they don't explode until a target is matched.  Those Bozo's won't know what hit 'em!!! Keep up the good work everybody!! Once this is done all drinks are on me at Pete's!!!!

[nerd57 Laugi]

The plan perfectly executed, the WAN believe that victory is just barely within their grasp. It is almost time to make their grab at it when a distress signal reaches the WAN III from several systems out.

"SAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWG! We're *static*-bushed! He-*static* attack! If anyo-*static*-us, send help! WAN-*static* ignore mess-*static* fight the good *static* come near thi-*static* You're too importa-*static* Wait... wh-*static* is THAAAAAAAAAAAH-*static continues for enduration of transmission*

[dingo15068]

All fleets home in on the static, expect hostile forces:
Engaging Super transwarp drive...Warp 300

*At unbelievable speed, the WAN III Arrives at the source of the static, seeing a massive Bozo-Borg fleet, with the WAN VI in the middle*

WAN III FIRE AT WILL

*The 5 "BIG" Guns erupt blowing up Bozo-Borg cubes left and right.  Massive numbers of Chasi shperes of power smash into other Bozo-Borg cubes.  Untold thousands of Super "Rito" missles slash into the Bozo-Borg fleets.

Powerful Tractor-beams reachout, and tear the WAN VI from the middle of the battle and place it in a secure position behind the WAN III.

The arms of the WAN III fold into a point.  The beams fire, and a huge cone of distruction tears the heart of the Bozo-Borg fleet to schreads as the destructive cone, reverses all of the atomic structures within it's path to explosively repeal each other.  The Bozo-Borg fleet is rendered into galatic dust