Chapter 13: The Greatest Bozo Attack in history of WAN.

[dingo15068]

*Arriving at the spot of AOB last transmission...A large area of debree.  Scanning the debree for life forms.

One life form located.....lifeform identified as Aaron of Borg.  Life form is in criticle but stable condition.  Transporting lifeform to secure medical facilities.

Sunspot.  Need full resupply of Super "Rito" supplies.  Also need medical support team STAT.  Include one barrel of Siriun Iced Tea.  Also need 14 cases Rum. Will arrive at resupply base in short order.

WAN III set course for resupply base 2.  Engage

[dingo15068]

Looks like we are out of Bozo's to blast for the time being:

Fleet operations orders:

All WAN ships, finish with the mop up and then head back to HQ for some serious resupply and recreation.

IT"S PARTY TIME

[nerd57 Laugi]

"Just one more connection... DONE! Alright, when your done with mop up tell me. I'm gonna finish the job in totality."

[sunspots4ever]

O.k. people, here you are....

   Sunspots divides up supplies into packages as requested and transports them to ships.

   Trying to round up medical personnel to send to Med. Facility for AOB. Any Medical crew members not actively engaged in battle, please report!

[Nemisis two]

Dingo, All GC forces report defensive perimeters set up. If any bozo comes within 100 parsecs of us we'll already be waiting.

[Original Labatt]

The First ever Full Fleet Battle with the Bozo's against the WAN has finished, and it looks like we won!  Good job everybody.  Now lets head home and CELEBRATE!!!

This is gonna be one heck of party!

[snazee1]

Spy Command is reporting that all perimeters are set up with infrared lasers, any movement and we will know about it, I have a team that is prepared to stay behind and do some monitoring, then once they get it all set up to be monitored from home base, they will pull out!!!

GReat Job everyone!! Will meet you at Petes!!!

[blacknebula101]

*Steps on bridge*

Sorry guys my ship got stuck on Contuian and it takes a while to get off that planet.

*reads mission logs*

This is all wrong. Don't you know where Altair is from? He is the Arcturian ambassador. The Arcturians are enemies of the bozo's because they once were ruled by them. Altair was a bozo supporter.Why are we attacking the Altair galaxy? Bozo's only inhabit a part of this place. I think we should keep this under wraps.

[Nemisis two]

Wasn't my idea.

[dingo15068]

BlackNebula,
During the investigation of the attempted destruction of the WAN III, the WAN III security tapes, and interviews of crew members, the following conclusions were determined:
One the attacks on the WAN crew members abourd the WAN III started just after Ambassator Altair boarded the WAN III.  Furthur attacks comenced inside of the WAN III, as well as an attempt to cause the WAN III to self destruct upon the arrival of the Bozo ambassator BIC.  As security tapes have shown, Ambassator BIC never boarded the WAN III, as communication aboard the WAN III had already been disabled.
As a result of the investigation, orderes were given that the Altairians were indeed still bozofied, and were activily attempting to disable or destroy the WAN III, removing the WAN's powerful sector HQ, and leaving the WAN itself vulnerable to an all out attack.
Intellegence obtained also detected that the Bozo forces of Art Bell, were rebuilding it's homeworld, but at the same time, they were rebuilding their fleets in an all out invasion of the WAN.  This from all intellegence sourses was in fact the direct results of the Bozo-borg control of both the Altairians, and the Bell Bozo's.
As you and I were offship at the time, the internal security of the WAN III was at a low, and the bozo forces took advantage of the situation.
Upon completion of the rebuilding of the WAN III, now called the Phoniex, and it's assault/anti-bozo lensing ship the ISS Bozoblaster, the WAN did a massive preemtive assault, and all of the Bozo forces have been dealt a massive blow to teir forces, as well as the debozofication of numerous of their home worlds