Chapter 11... R & R, and research and Development

[dingo15068]

AOB...we are looking to test out new weapons, and upgraded shields and other technical improvements.  We are looking for an area where we can actively do a proper test, but some area that will be challanging, but not an area occupied by a powerful race.  And no where near Bozolands.  Anti-matter area's would be a good beginning

[nerd57 Laugi]

A long, narrow cylinder glides out from the Chatoiter and connects to the docking port on the WAN III. The cargo, booze, booze, and more booze, is carefully shipped haphazahardly down the tube and through the docking ring.
"I'm coming onboard, and I'm going to have to go through the bar. This... may get messy." Nerd equips himself with his Arc blaster and several Charged Plasma explosives.
Looking at himself in the mirror, "Maybe I should take my shirt off, tie a bandana around my head, fight 5 heavy weights and kill my twin brother/clone."

See Bar for rest of Nerds "The (Drunken) Odyssey"

[Bozo Intellegence Command]

BIC to NRD Trading Vessel Chatoiter....BIC to NRD Trading Vessel Chatoiter...we have an urgent need to place an order with you:  We need the following:

30,000,000 1 mile long I beams.
750,000,000,000 tons of granite
1,000,000 tones of top soil.
3,000,000,000 barrals of water
200 fission reactors
500,000 square miles of canvess.

We will of course pay good rates.  We are still building our new homeworld, and are running out of material

[rover10]

WAN III WAN III this is Rover10 I say again this is Rover10. Requesting permission to dock. After weeks on Prozac I decided to return. May I have my piloting job back?In my free time I will repair the flight bay.

I over heard BIC. If you want my opinion the Bozo's are building a new homeland to base there operations.I think we should deprive them of goods. Trade embargo?This will destroy our long time enemy's even if it means not getting a really big paycheck.


I will talk more after I land.

Rover out..

[nerd57 Laugi]

"Nah see, I'd listen ta yer advahce und I'd let yah know what I was doin, and I'd weigh ull my ohptions cahfully, but Aye'm PISS DRUNK and I need some more boooooze."

[Nemisis two]

(WAN IVB dives, climbs, rolls and does several G-pounding manuvers. The ship keeps getting hap-hazardly close to Orstio station)
Thanks for the new control system, still need to get used to it but when i actually finish reading that swaheli book this will be the best Interstel ship known.

Energy drainers pretty cool too.

[dingo15068]

Rover permission granted.  Start studing Swahilli in your spare time.  The new mind links seem to be working.

Trade embargo...we could use the funds coming in...hmmmm, be a good delivery vehical for "bugs"  Besides if we do not supply them, someone else will.  And we can control the quality.....Quality control is logical, and we know Bozo's do not believe in logic

Nemisis, do your manuveers a bit further out.....the controls take getting use to...*KLANG* uhh oh, Nemisis, you smacked the WAN...no damage, those new shields.  But we are still recording an unusual power drain.

[aaronofborg]

Antimatter area....none known to us. The center of the Milky Way galaxy is volitale. We avoid fluidic space, but it is inhabited...

[dingo15068]

AOB we will send probes into the central area of the galatic center, and see if we can locate a uninhabited area.  We will keep the Borg informed of new discoveries

[aaronofborg]

Any others you would like information on?

[Bozo Emporer Bozania XII]

*incoming message*

This is my farewell to my good friends on the WAN III. I am dying so a new emporer of the Arcturians will arise soon. I have selected him and he will be a good choice. He will send an ambassador to your ship also. I think his name is Altair. Well I better go. Bye my good friends.And destroy the Bozo's.  

*message stops*

[Altair1]

*ship comes into view*

WAN III this is Arcturian ambassador Altair requesting permission to dock and come aboard.I have been sent from the newly appointed Arcturian King Arcturus I, to serve on this vessel for diplomatic reasons.

[Original Labatt]

u see im looking to invent a weapon.

[dingo15068]

Arcturian ambassator.....welcome to the WAN....Please drop your shields and be prepared for automatic docking sequence and full medical screening and scanning.  We have recieved your race's medical profile, but require fine tuning as your's is the first being from your race.  Please also present your dietary requirements.

Dr Peter, Dr Blacknebula, Medical Officer Snazee please report to isolation bay 31 to recieve new ambassator.

Labatt, please report to the Kitchen for consultation on your new recipy.

AOB.....recommend additional area's of interest for join investigation.

[aaronofborg]

If there was an area we wanted investigated, we would have already done so.