Chapter 10 - Operations Bozo Battle Tent

[dingo15068]

A long and dangerous mission....ok...we can do that

Take the ISS Rustbucket, ISS FallingApart, and the ISS LastLegs out, go beyond the peanut trail, and sneak aboard the cloaked Bozo Super Battle Tent from behind. Locate the "false enitity" and place a homing beacon. Capture at least a few of the unknown race that is assisting.

You will need a few assistance....I suggest you take our resident spook....Snazee, and our Lounge lizard Archibald. We will need to break into their computer system and download their archives, the assistance of SunSpots4Ever, our ship's librarian would be an excellent choise. Stop in the bar and have Sarah90 join your crew, she can get you out of rough situations. You will need medical and combat personel. I would recommend taking BlackNebula with you.

After you have completed those tasks, you will need to cut off any attempts of escape by the Bozo's

A good pilot will also be needed. I would have recommended Phil, but his whereabouts are unknown, since he kamikazeed into the Bozo. See if Rover will be your pilot.

[meteoroid]

I am sending the wing back to the WAN they need to refuel. When the team comes out I will be here waiting. I'm shutting down my engines to save fuel but am keeping my cloaking device on. When you get out here I will dock up. Just get a data relay transmitter and I'm sure there will be more bozo data to read then SunSpots4Ever could imagine. Maybe we could even capture the tent if we had compleat control of the computer.

[aaronofborg]

Please remember that our 'agreement' with the Bozos does not allow our attack, unless in self defense.

[Original Labatt]

But I rather just take 1 ship and its smaller counter parts with fighters.  I'm sure that USS Alantra could do much better alone than all those ships put together.

[dingo15068]

Labatt,
Well aware of the Alantra would be an excellent ship for the mission, but if the Bozo's do not detect the Alantra in front of them, they would be very suspecious.
I figure the rejects from the scrap he...opps....the excellent ships assigned to this mission would be the perfect choise for the mission.  They are state of the art war vehicals.  (maybe 1000 of years ago, geeze, they were even rejected by the junk men as being beyood any salvage value whatsoever. I hope those rust buckets will hold together, lets face it, not even a Bozo would be dumb enough to fly those pieces of junk).  Top of the line cloaking devices!!  (So what if it is a black piece of cloth taped over the ships) The best weapons around (if you realized that a peashooter would do more damage)

[dingo15068]

Meteoriod, that is my intention, if we are able to capture it, look at all of the intellegence we would gain....if it becomes too difficult, we will destory it, as we escape through the blackhole.


The WAN III lines up on the 4th Bozo Tent, The Big Gun fires...the WAN misses, but the 5th Bozo tent recieves the full blunt of the blast, it explodes sending a blast wave the destoryes the 4th Bozo...

Admiral, we are going to need to take the BIG gun offline and let it cool...it is over heating distorting our aiming.  Being cloaked is not allowing it to cool down quickly...Mons, Nemisis, how is it going with the Bozo's allies???


AOB, you have an agreement not to attack the Bozo's...but does your agreement cover their new allies?

[aaronofborg]

The agreement does not allow us to attack for your defense, only our own...so it should also not be connected to their allies...so it should be within the agreement to attack their allies without provocation.

Apparently we have been getting behind. Who are their allies?

[MiBAgentKay]

D@#n. Why didn't somebody (that's a BIG ol' hint, P) gimme a yell down in the library? I was catchin' up on some tech stuff.

It's okay, Dingo, I've got the Big Guns now. Bringing 'em down to cool off.

[nerd57 Laugi]

*BLEEP* "This is the Draconis, ready for battle. Will be entering system in a few hours. We're charged and ready. Termina's at the helm, we figured out a way to jack her into the systems without a mind-link. She says in return for dishing out the pain she has to have dinner with Nemisis though. Can someone get that arranged?" *BLEEP*

[dingo15068]

Nemisis....normally I would not do this...but...after the battle you are headby requested to meet Termina for a private dinner at a location of her choise and timing..

We still have 9 bozo tents around that need to be dispatched, also one very powerful, but hidden Bozo Battle tent heading into this direction.

Unknown number of Arturian ships approching at high speed, within a few days.

Arturians:  Race - unknown
               Species unknown
               Technology level:  unknown, but sensors indicaate they have some advanced technology greater than the WAN in some area, lesser in others.  Only known fact...they are allies of the Bozo forces

[Sarah90]

Crumbs Dingo!  I think you may have invited me here by accident!?  :huh!? :huh!?    Thanks!...but have no idea what to offer!?

 (Give me exact coordinates and I'll do me best!...Or... will just disappear, as the case may be...)!  

Good Luck!      (dips hat, hangs ciggie out of corner of mouth whilst remembering PLC's original ...)...genuflects... Decides this is not a good position whilst going into Bozo Battle Tent so, Flexes Muscles...  :\ :\

[nerd57 Laugi]

The Draconis appears from its Blink Jump, still glowing in the after-energies of the jump sequence. The blade and wings of the Draconis are draped in a shimmering light that seems to emmanate from the interior. These are only the first few seconds as it comes out from its jump however. With a sudden burst of energy, the large freighter begins rolling towards the Bozo's, at full speed, like a huge whirring saw blade.

"TERMINA! WHAT THE SOGGGING LILIEH ARE YOU DOING?!?!" Laugi screams as he is thrown around from the spinning of the Draconis.
"Trust me," Termina says calmly, jerking her head towards him causing the jack cord plug in her head to become visible. the cord reached down and was connected with the control panel.

[rover10]

They have detected us. They are also cloaked. They have more advanced technology than we do.

WARNING!! WANING!!! ISS RUSTBUCKET SHEILDS AT LOW LEVEL. POSSIBLE DESTRUCTION: 90%

Let's bring her in Dingo.

The only Bozo ship currently here is the  BS ABS. I can not determain how many Arturian ships that are out there. I have knowledge that the Bozo's have called for reinforments.Somehow the Bozo's learned diplomacy.

What should I do? I don't know where the Arturian ships are. Shall I fire only on the BS ABS since we know where it is? This could get worse.

Wait!!!!

*I type something in on the keyboard*

Navigation: See how many Arturian ships you can get cordinates of.

Launching flares in 3...2...1...


I am counting 11 Arturian Battle Cruisers.

Let's launch another one.


@#$% an Arturian mother ship.

Admiral... Ships are un cloaking ready ffor an all out battle. I have called for help by the Venusians (our closest ally) but they reject saying they don't want a  piece of the Arturians. They also said they don't want to get near the blackhole.

What shall I do?

[meteoroid]

The AI attempts to hack the Arturian vessels.
Hailing Arturian ship...hail rejected
Looking for comlink...no operational one found
This isn't working. Most fleet ships have an emergency uplink that forces ship to ship communication. A blast of codes at different frequencies blast the Arturian ship.
Scanning for frequency force open...found
Looking for force open protocols...enabled
Routing bandwidth...done
Disabling user interface...done
Sys shut down found...disabled
WARNING Connection being compromised
WARNING Sentinel detected
Scanning sentinel...weakness found
Disabling sentinel...done
Sys take over...compleat
Downloading files...done
Shutting down weapons...done
Shutting down engines...done
Shutting down defenses...done
Establishing permanent uplink...done
Planting sentinels...10 in place
WANIII this is the AI I have disabled the Arturian flag ship and have used it to send a stand down Command to the rest of there fleet. What do you with me to do with it. I also have the data taken from there library I can download it to WAN if wished.

[Orstio]

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