Chapter 10 - Operations Bozo Battle Tent

[rover10]

The ISS LastLegsOut and the ISS FallingApart are disabled. The ISS LLO will make it back.If they fire on the ISS FA it will go boom. I am resorting to tactical maneuvers.

[Original Labatt]

Wish me good luck. ( Alantra flies out of port)

[blacknebula101]

blacknebula rporting for duty sir. I'm ok but a little dizzy.

*Drinks vodka*

So what up dingo dog? Do you need me combat training? If so I got a gun and I know how to use it.

[nerd57 Laugi]

"YAAAAAAAAH!" Termina screams.

The Draconis' blink blade slashes through several ships, cutting them cleanly in half. The ensuing reactor bursts destroy the non-repair modules on the tents, killing the inhabitants.
The Draconis continues rolling, still slashing through the tents that are still in his way.

"Uhh, Termi, how do we stop?"
"Hold on, sog it!"

The Draconis lurches into a resting position, upside down compared to the rest of the Bozo fleet. The blink blade slowly loses its glow, becoming nothing more than an extension of the hull in a few moments. During those moments however, the blink wings began to charge up.

"I'll show you how to pilot a blink ship, Dracone."

The Draconis leaves existence for a split second, reappearing just quick enough to slice open a tent. The another from a different angle. And again and again. Blink blink blink. Like an artful Samuri dodging and striking his foes.

"KLESA SCH INU DA MOYA!"
"VEL CHE  KURANDO!"
The two warriors stare at each other as great beams of Chasi fly towards the other.
"SOG!"
They both doge away as fast as possible, the ensuing explosions sending most of the virtual world into pieces.
The two Nerds appear next to each other, aimed and ready to do the other one in.
*"You're out."
*"So are you."
The two Nerds tear at each other, a torrent of punches kicks and blocks. They jump away from each other, and then come tearing back. Again, each meets fury with fury, and they are forced to break apart.
"Give up yet?"
"Sog you."
They again clash, this time with more force then ever. One of them blasts the other in the face. Then the other kicks him to the side, sending him flying across the landscape. A Chasi ball trails him, and connects, sending him even further.
The beaten Nerd lies on the ground, decidly the loser from his lack of health. The victor stands over him, and Unesyes him into non-existence.

"How did you beat me?"
"I already fought you. I just remembered why I lost."
"Being from the future should be against the rules."

[sunspots4ever]

Please send all the data you have to me via any secure channel you can locate. My recording device will scan and lock onto your signal, and download the data onto microdisk. I will then see that the disks get to WAN Intelligence agents...

[nerd57 Laugi]

"Termi, does this thing have any GUNS?"
"Party pooper. Not many, and they're not hooked up. I'm uploading the instructions for installation into your neural nets as we speak."
"Where would we be without mind-links?"
"Someplace simpler."
"Right. I'll have the guns ready in a few minutes."
"Gee, that long? I'll have finished them off by then!"

[dingo15068]

Sarah, accually you are one of the perfect canidates for the mission....you are so deseptively disarming.  One look of the crew assembled for the mission would even disarm the Bozo's thinking that the group was harmless...

Let's see:

One librarian,
One Lounge Lizard
One party girl
One doctor who generates his own patience
One young pilot
One known spy
Let by a field commander

All on old ships...would you expect such a force as being dangerous...even though if you really think about it, It is one of the most unpredictable and deadly teams around

[Mons]

I've cleaned up the left side.  The Factory ship I went after exploded right after they made the jump to hyper-active space.  I found no pods or survivors.  I wonder if we have some friends around.

Anyway, left side is clear and covered.  All fighters are patrolling the area.  Nothing's getting in here.  Well, not in one piece anyway.  Awaiting further orders.

Mons, ISS BozoBlaster.

[dingo15068]

Rover, keep the ship out there, we have the Bozo's allies temporarily disabled.  We have got to find the Bozo's primary circus tent......We have been able to detect slight traces, and the data is suggesting........Borg technology, but badly distorted??

Communication intersepts of th Bozo's allies communications are....(shuddering) circus music..so we definitely have Bozos

Admiral, the BIG GUN has cooled down by 10%..We could cool it a lot quicker, but if we do, we would need to uncloak to be able to rediate out heat...But we would be instantly detected and our trap would be discovered for what it is....We have destoyed most of the Bozo's screening vessals...but sensors are detecting more Bozo circus tents on the way

[dingo15068]

Mons maintain station, we have detected incoming Bozo forces.....3 battle fleets so far, but uncoordenated arrive times...Lets eat them up and spit them out...I just hope their ringleader does not get it's act together, else we would be in big trouble

[aaronofborg]

When you get to the 'big trouble' let us know.

[meteoroid]

Captain I just looked up at antenna mast. It has cotton candy with peanut shells in it all over it. We have to be getting close. I just down linked  the info to the WAN.

[Bozo Intellegence Command]

From:  Bozo Intellegence Command
To:     All Bozo Forces

Subj:  WAN III fleet detected

All Bozo forces form up at -15473.+22341.0.

Set up outer tents, and midway....  Make preperations for arrive of our new main show tent.  The new one with the 5 rings instead of standard 3.

It is apparent that the WAN is stationary.  We have detected our missing clowns in arms barricaded in a cage.  Coordinate with Ring Master Schvundza, and his BozoBorg suicide teams to retrieve our clowns.

Our Allies the Arthurians, have been experencing some technical difficulties, but have released the worms to track down and take control of their computer systems.

Remimber our mission...to capture the WAN III intact, along with those &*^$%$# ships the ISS BozoBlaster and the ISS Alantea...They have been thorns in our side long enough.  Keep on the lookout for the following individuals:  PLC, Nemisis, Labatt, SkyJim, Dingo, Nerd57, Laugi, Termina, Meteoroid.  Watch out for MIB agents.  If on the off chance you accidently capture Aaron of Borg, he is to be released into the care of the BozoBorg....All other's are concidered to be in need of reeducation into the truths as professed by our great leader.  Expect resistance to our enlightenment efforts by their best ships.  Watchout for flying junk piles, we do not want to scratch our new tents.  They are of no threat to us.

Institute manuveer "Chineese fire drill in 24 hours"

LONG LIVE ART BELL

[blacknebula101]

YEEEEEEE!!!!!!!I'm not on the list.

[dingo15068]

Darn it, I am on the list.  Admiral, what do you recommend?  The Bozo's are organizing...Shall we disrupt their circus???