Chapter 10 - Operations Bozo Battle Tent

[rover10]

Section 16.3 of Officers training manuel. All officers may have a 10 day leave once a year. To boost morale they may stay eat and drink anywhere they please. All hotel, eating and drinking costs are paid by Uncle Sam or the taxpayers.

I am inoccent! I am not crook. The only thing I am guilty of is taking my 10 day leave.

Nerd: You where there too now take some responsibility.

Accually I sent the supplies to the WAN the day I bought them. I did keep some though just in case. I sent them Aron Express. WAIT A MINUTE. They better not be drinking my (and the crews) supplies.

[meteoroid]

Mons what propulsion dose the Bozoblaster 2 use? Depending on the the warp tech you might be bleeding the shield energy in to warp field.

[nerd57 Laugi]

"I thought it was your treat! Oh well. Don't worry, I'll keep the spa girls warm for you. Anyway, I've gotta make up for lost time. Oh, and I'll try not to sell anyone and 2x4s!"

[Peter]

*walks through the bridge while looking puzzled*

"Ah! Yes, admiral, could I ask a transport and use a hyperdrive to hop to earth... I mean, we can make our own alcohol, but the Cuban cigars are perhaps a problem... Could I -pretty please- kidna.. errr... contact a Cuban, and ask him/her to join our forces.. I mean, we have quite a lot of cargo bays... perhaps we could convert one into a greenhouse, and grow our own plants?"

*looks at the faces around him*

"Hey, it is not as if I would force him...."

Peter

[rover10]

Now lets talk dog to dog. Mons thinks I should have my position back because he can't fly to ships at once. Also you worked hard to get me out of me renagade ways. Now it is wasted because of the Admiral's decision. How you might ask? Because I'm wasted.

I will get off that stuff but please givve my position back.

[aaronofborg]

We agree with Meteroids question. Perhaps your engines are draining energy from your shield system. Which shielding is affected, the interior or exterior ones, or both?

[payloadcontroller]

Pete, you can, as long as you can guarantee that the smoke won't fog the bar. I hate the smell of tobacco smoke in my feathers, and you just can't get it out.

[payloadcontroller]

Uh...um...Did Zed really tell you that, Dingy? Oh, he must've made a mistake-- Kay and I were chasing down this cross-gender prostitute from Aldebaran, and he - she - IT- whatever it was - well, we went all over 3 planets....

[MiBAgentKay]

(D@#n, baby, I told you to let me pay for the stuff. Now you're in hot water with your dog-dude.)

I can tell you one thing, Dingo, if it'll help. The wedding dress was for a friend P made on-planet. Some poor little thing that was tryin' t'get out of "the business" for her man, so P...well, you know P. She acts tough, but she's got a soft heart. So, we footed the bill for the wedding.

[snazee1]

Nice cover MIB, I almost bought it!! If you and PLC have a secret, hey by all means you need to keep it to yourself, We understand privacy around here, but from one spy person to another, you need some practice with cover up stories!!!! Come to my lab I have a manual I borrowed from the library, it explains all about how to make and use cover stories!!!!

When is the next mission??? I am ready for some action around here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dingo15068]

Admiral, Yes Zed talked...had him over a barral so to speak...new technology for the agency, that and I cooked him a 5 course meal...he enjoyed every morsal, too bad I laced it with truth serum.  (Boy does Snazee have some excellent books on how to gently extract information from someone without their knowledge)

K, the wedding dress was for an Avian...strangely it is exactly the same size as the admiral.  I will not get into how I know her exact size.

That and I have just received the listing for new licences.  How come there is a wedding license and certificate with your's and the admiral's names on it.  Those things are only printed when official???

Rover, dog to dog, scrubbing the hanger with your "scrub brush" is enough punishment...As Mons, he recieved the same punishment for the same offence.  The manual does state that you get 10 days leave.....with accomidations and food at an authorized WAN hotel, because we get special rates and such. Also such leave is to be granted by the ship's commander 30 days in advance.  As for your pilotting duties, even when the admiral changes your official title, you are still required to perform your assigned duties.  In your case being a pilot.

Mons try rerouting the power cables through the transducer matrix, as it is shielded from the effects of the EMP generated by the engines

[dingo15068]

Admiral PLC, I am formally request 10 days leave.  Beginning 30 days from now.  Destination is Catsonpious (concidered the worst location in the galaxy to visit, outside of Bozo space), at the El-Cheapo-Roach motel (Motel motto:  We are the worst motel chain in the known universe and proud of it, do not enjoy your stay)  I will be easily located at Dredges Bar and Grill in case duties cancells my leave early

[rover10]

Who is going to fly the ship? Well if you dent my nice little flight bay 1 I am going after you with the delta wing.

[rover10]

I decided to launch an investigation about Kay and you. Investigations do not require permission from the Admiral when they are investigating the Admiral.

I am leaving on the Delta wing.

*Delta Wing goes up into the air*

I am sick and tired of cleaning this door !

*Rover blows up the Flight bay 1 door and all the ships fly out into space*

This janitor sure knows a lot.

*Fly's out to space at Warp 99*

[Mons]

Dingo: I've already tried running it through that matrix.  It had little to no effect.  Because The EMP generated by the BB II engines is channeled through into the weapons systems, there should be no interfering with other ships systems.

AOB & Met: The engines on the BozoBlaster II are Terian made Jupiter class VI negative/positive pulse warp engines.  Also, they are coupled with a Martin-Vega Anti-matter injector unit and a Triton field stabilizer.  These things are state of the art.

I was thinking about the whole problem last night in my quarters.  What if, now bare with me now, the power drain is occurring due to an outside source.  Now, I don't mean outside like off the carrier but outside meaning, not within the shielding system.  What if our scanners or weapons systems are messing with the internal workings of the shielding units?  What do you think?  I've done some numbers and they kind of work out.  I'll transmit what I have to your com links.  Let me know what you think!
(transmitting)
Shield Fields = 45.9 SWPM (Shield Wave Per Millisecond)
Weapons = ***.** "number coded, please provide password."
Comm. = 1,400 KHz
Hull resonating = 4 mic per kilo

Mons :ESK :ESK