Chapter 10 - Operations Bozo Battle Tent

[meteoroid]

(Private message to Dingo) I'm fallowing rover out on my phoenix. I am cloaked and he doesn't know I'm behind him. He showed up on my scanners just as a was leaving the BB2 on a parole.

(Mons and AoB) Maybe if we looked at the plans for one of those battle cruisers we could see how the shield generators work with the other parts.

[rover10]

*Fires exploding burrito behind the ship*

You know I listen to the same frequency as you do.

*Burrito blows up knocking meteoriod off coarse*

*Meteoriod can no longer chase rover because he is too far ahead*

*rover leaves no warp signature*

*rover leaves one last message*

I did this because I wasn't treated nice by the Admiral. I didn't want to fire on a crewmate but had to.  Adios.

One last time...Rover  out.....

[snazee1]

Rover I hate to disappointment you but under the WAN policy on page 1234, Article # 812, "no investigations of any crew member be done without the permission of the Spy Commander, Emporer, Admiral and the fleet council"  So I think you need to get your butt back here, finish your punishment like a good little doggie and get over it!!

PLC please let me know if this is correct.  I may not have the upmost dated policy and procedure manual, but I would think that these policies wouldn't change that much!!

[aaronofborg]

We could capture his vessel.

[rover10]

Well it also says that in case of an emergency investigation were bias is present there are no restrictions.

AOB:

Please don't come after me or I will run myself into a star and kill myself.I do not wish to come back.

[dingo15068]

AOB, do not worry we can track his ship.  He will run out of fuel soon, and have to seek other means of transportation.  That we have cancelled the credit card he is carrying.

And the admiral has nothing to worry about in an investigation.  Fleet regulations do not bar fratinization between ranks.  Due to the length and distance between bases and lengths of assignments, artical 814, pg 332 specificly states that fratinzation will occure, and as long as it does not conflict with duties.

[rover10]

Accually I have 500,000 LYs left on this puppy. I am defecting somewhere. Don't come and get me or I will have no choice but to blow you up.I am not defecting to Bozo I can tell you that unless they pay me to come then we can work ssomething out.If you just let me have my vacation none of this would have happened.

[dingo15068]

Rover,
If you are willing to undergo punishment for 2 weeks instead of one, and guarntee you will repair all the damage to the hanger bay, and not run up any more $$$$$$$ bills, you can have your vacation

[dingo15068]

Admiral, is my leave granted???

[rover10]

There is one more thing missing, my title !

[aaronofborg]

Many species prefer death to assimilation. We would not assimilate you. Suicide would not help anything.

[dingo15068]

Rover,  I do not have any say in the matter of the title, that is the admiral's or the emporer's prorogative.  I am only 3rd in command, after the Admiral, and our elusive first officer Yales.
It puts me in the position of maintaining the WAN III, and it's 3 ship of the lines, the ISS BozoBlaster II, Mons commanding,,,The ISS Alantea, Labatt Commanding, and the ISS Lasershot II, Venusdaystar temperary commanding with the absence of Nemisis, and all of their subordant fleets....I am in need of serious leave

[Nemisis two]

(A flash of brillance as space/time distortes then returns to normal. A completly robotic Lasershot1 enters WAN space, it then opens a massive solar sail that makes it look more majestic then useful, a sense of power is felt. Comm channel opens, Nemisis appears.)
I'm back after a brief fight with cyber-mages and extensive repairs on the lasershot.
I doubt the original lasershot will ever be back to original strenth as massive engine damage made me have to install a different version, one run on solar power.
Orders?
Whats with the Lasershot2, request briefing.

[aaronofborg]

Repairing the lasershot? We assimilated the lasershot.

[dingo15068]

Nemisis, check the computer, you are accually flying our newest prototype robotic ship, the ISS Lasershot II.  The orginial Lasershot has been gifted to the Borg for all of their assistance in past battles, and in exchange for technology enhancements, since the Borg do not use money.  Every system on your new ship is highly experimental, and is capible of the following new (yet untried) systems.  Ghosting (the ability to phase out of the existing physical plane, to an ether plane) , Warp 200, pure energy conversion (means all hits will enhance the shields, not drain them).  New weapondry (new recipies, new delivery systems).  And transformer capibilities.  As you might have noticed, all of the enhancements are interfaced with the pilot, and will react at the speed of thought.  You think of the manuveer, it will do it.  Only one drawback, is you have to think of the commands and manuveers in Swalhelii.  There should be a language manual in your new cabin.  It is only 9 inches thick.  There is also a ships manual down in your new engineering bay.  That will give you a complete instructions on all of the ships features.  It is in that big cabinet.  Volumes A- ZZZ.  Your new ship can hold a crew of 10