In The Beginning - The Great Migration 7/2001

[dingo15068]

David01,
Not to worry, here on the WAN III my cooking will be benign, only if things come to a point will I arm the burritoes.  Here in our sector of space, where the bozo's will have a hard time invading, the weapons of gas destruction are under lock and key, with the Capt. and the rest of the weapons development team having the keys.  If in case of an emergency, and access to the weapons is detained.  In the freezer aboard this ship, you will find a sealed box called emergency weapons supply.  These are mild weapons, under the code name of  "Haggis" and "Chitlins"  Just teleport them to the invading ship of bozo's  ovens, and the smell there when the special weapons are arming themselves will problibly drive them away quickly without leaving a foul stench aboard our ship.
Due to the burritoes being are primary source of "phew" the engines intakes have been modified and a secondary source of fuel is now in operations.  As my planet is the source of power transmissions and plasma directions from our solar power unit, curtousy of the theories of V V of V.  The power adaptors are working correctly, or if they are a little off, contact our chief engineer for assistance

[Orstio]

The title has been added, Captain.  Your future posts will have the appropriate rank.

Captain on the Bridge!  Everyone Salute!

[Peter]

EEK...

(jumping from behind the bar... the sound of emtpy bottles falling on the ground)

Saluting and offering a Margarita..

Peter

[yales]

Our Captain assumes command on the bridge...




as the crew joyfully begins their assigned duties!



--- yale

[Yevaud]

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Sorry I'm late, crew.  All the lights were against me, and I had a breakdown just off of Vela...

--Yev

[Eric S Korndorffer]

The bar fly's apologize for our total lack of discipline & will submit to whatever form of punishment you see fit.......
May I suggest...

[yales]

La Capitana...

We reversed the polarity of the ship's Neutron Flux Capacitors. This has achieved the desired result of creating a pseudo-wormhole direct link between the WAN III and the WAN II, which is patrolling within BozoSpace. This allows instantaneous  movement and communication between the ships, and parallel existence in both environments.
 
The ship's technical crew has implemented barrier filters in the link. These  SHOULD prevent either Bozo Flux radiation and actual Bozoidal Entities from passing across. We will monitor carefully.

We do have a serious problem tho. As you know, the Whack-A-Nut fleet uses T.A.R.D.I.S. technology. The WAN III was cloned from quasi-organo samples of the WAN II. This has allowed the WAN III to have fulll TARDIS functionallity. However, we cannot guarantee long-term stability. The WAN II has a resident Time Lord, Ms. Calli Arcale, who provide TARDIS system control. She has yet to appear on the new ship.

We will have to await her arrival.

--- yale SFB

[davidf01]

I'm guessing that her absence from this ship is a choice. She is quite loyal to the old ship. Now that it is mired in info-poop, and listing badly, I think she is re-doubling her efforts to save it. Admirable, really. But with the continued depletion of the life-saving bozone layer, prospects are bleak.

Anyway, I will be mainly absent from both ships today, unable even to hoist a drink in the bar. Work problems and now family commitments are detaining me back on Earth. I must now board my two-wheeled human-powered contraption and venture out.

[yales]

--- yale

BTW - Calli doesn't have to abandon BozoSpace. She can freely venture thruout both Universes. (or is that Universi?)

(I *HAVE* abandoned BozoSpace, having developed an uncontrollable desire to puke whenever exposed to Bozo Flux.)
 

[Yevaud]

Bozo-Flux: definition - high energy quanta that can penetrate light-years of the densest Cadmium; a principal cause of dim-bulb-itis, the Yaws, Dengue fever and certain obscure Agues.

Best to avoid, unless wearing one's anti-bozo energy shielding or, at least, having tied one on.

--Yev

"I'm osssiff...offfissss....ossiffisss....DRUNK."
Foster Brooks

[Peter]

I just gave the WAN III a rating (5 = highest). It seems no-one had done this before?

Peter

PS: Ok, ok, stop asking people... I will tell you why I got the black lion on yellow background as a personal picture under my name! No need to ask me again... (hint...) really...

It is our "national" holliday in Flanders, the northeren Dutch-speaking part of belgium. The lion has been our flag since 11 juli 1302. In fact it was our flag before, but we know for certain it was painted on the shield of Pieter de Coninck in the famous battle of (yes) 11 juli 1302 against the French.

It is called the "Guldensporenslag". I do not really know what the english term of "sporen" is. It is the rather sharp back-end of the boots of knights. It is also used by cowboys... PLC help me please? "Gulden" means gold, and "slag" means battle. The knights in the French army wore those gold "sporen" things, and we collected quite a lot of it I presume... ]D [img]http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/grin.gif ALT=]D

Oh yeah, in case anyone cares... we won!

[yales]

As you know, I am a MegaLipidCephaloid from... elsewhere.
One of our characteristics is that we are      verispellis, which is Earth Latin for "Shape-Shifter".

I discovered, while on duty as Bozo-Eliminator using our advanced  LogicLaser, that when exposed to intense and unremitting Bozo-Flux (which Bozo's generate when under attack) that serious side-effects resulted.

Just as the "Dark Side" is a constant temptation to a Jedi, the Bozo Radiation was stimulatiing my Shape-Shifting reflexes.

As you recall, on more than one occasion I went Bozerk, and required treatment in the Whack-A-Nut I and II's sickbay, followed by R&R. Each time I was able to refocus and center.

However, the accumulated exposure to Bozo Flux, coupled with a looming confrontation with a virulently malignant Bozoid, threatened PERMANENT devolution to a sub-life Bozo.
I was at the very point of generating a withering blast of Bozo Flux when a random memory of the end of "Bridge on the River Kwai" flashed thru my mind. Just as happened to the Alex Guiness character, the scales fell from before my eyes (they are supposed to be across my cranium) and I stopped short, and never looked back.
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BTW- Altho you are a completely different species than I am, you Siriuns not only have attractive plumage, but are also    verispellis!
Please be careful, in case your species also is sensitive.

--- Spedrug spammert Yale S

[yales]

--- yale

[Peter]

Ah yes...

Thanks Yales... so that makes the name of the battle:

(insert music here)

"The battle of the golden spurs"

Peter




Voila, that's enough "patriottic" stuff, I did wat I had to do, and now we can go back to the normal tasks of the day..

Yales, what kind of beverage do shapeshifter like? (assuming they like/can drink?

[yales]

Altho an occasional slug of Idaho Brandy is good for washing down burritos, our species tends to drink only Everclear:



It is 95% Ethyl Alcohol and almost instantly lethal to you humans.

We like it because:
A) It metabolizes into pure H2O and CO2, helping to maintain a safe environment within the EnviroSphere.
B) Provides enormous propulsion (the German V-2 and the US Redstone Missile used the same fuel)
C) Is an excellent cleaner for the Plasteel shell of the EnviroSphere.


--- yale