The voyage still continues

[calliarcale]

TARDIS scanners perusing the Space Science & Astronomy board at uplink.space.com have detected what may be the first wave of a new MAJOR bozo invasion!  The ancient evil has returned.  So far, he has confined himself to a massive cut-and-paste of somebody else's work, but it's only a matter of time.

Yes, folks, that fervent proponent of the Vacky Vorld of Velikovsky has returned.  Forged is back.

To the more recent additions to the WAN crew, forged is not an enemy to engage lightly.  He is impervious to reason and very very good at changing the subject.  Recommend all WAN crew await captains orders before engaging this particular bozo.

[yales]

I am being drawn by the B/F intensity increase.
PLEEZ ramp up the filters at the midpoint of the pseudo-wormhole portal between wan iii and wan ii!!!

NEED MORE EVERCLEAR!!!!

I foolishily exposed myself to B/F earlier this evening. MUST NOT shapeshift!! GET ME TO SICKBAY...........................

-------   YBOZOLE

MORONS!! BWAHAAHAA**&^^%%$##$%^%^&^

WHAAA!!!



yikes!!!

[archiebald]

In this time of potential doom, we must insist that all hands remain on the bridge, ready for action.

Not wishing to create any discomfort for the Captain and Crew by the extended shifts that this will create, I propose upgrading all seats as per this design.



Note that thruster controls built into the side, allowing full control to be maintained even in mid-jobby.

Archie

[sunspots4ever]

In response to the esteemed Captain's invitation, I have transferred here, and request permission to come aboard.

The transfer required an alternate identity to be established, in the other dimension, I am known as "anna_s."

In addition to the qualifications listed under "Introduce Yourself," I claim an overactive imagination, ability to research out bizarre bits of trivia, and a bottle of Napoleon brandy, which would of course be shared with shipmates.

I would like a position as Ship's Librarian, aka "The Quiet One You'd Never Suspect, Until..."

Respectfully Yours,

Sunspots4ever

[vishniac]

Awaiting orders!!

Meanwhile,I borrowed my old friend Colonel Santiago a few X-Penetrators with state-of-the-art nerve-gas pods.


They are ready for action!!Of course,use will result in major abuse of the space.com chart:chemical weapons use is feared atrocity.
Captain,awaiting the green light;I feel a bit warlike these days!!

[Peter]

Greetings sunspots! As a welcome gift, here is a tequilla sunrise...

Vishniac, to prepare you for battle, and to get bloodlust in your veins, I offer you a strong Delirium Tremens (Beer of the day)!

Peter

PS: A bit quiet on the bridge?

[esk2]

looks good, lets drop the anti-bozo security part. and it's spelled Nietzschean, my mistake. Thanks

[janeway12]

I had some trouble getting on board, the airlock security had a glitch.  Good to see everybody!

[yales]

Greetings from BozoFreeSpace!

Make sure you stop by Pete's Place and shmooze with the crewz.

--- yale

[sunspots4ever]

As it is not long after sunrise here, and I have already completed my workout, your drink is very gladly received.

(A few big swallows...)

  O.k., I'm now ready for whatever duties may be assigned!

[esk2]

Captain, who are you talking about ?

[Mons]

I remember that guy.  I'm staying away from him.  Unless I'm really needed to fight him off, I'll stand back and let him shoot himself in the foot.  I'll be in the bar!

Mons

[calliarcale]

We're talking about forged, who posted a thread "A tidbit for the Guardians of Orthodoxy (GOO)" under "Space Science & Astronomy" back at uplink.space.com.

forged is rather unique.  He is a pre-teen boy with an amazingly good vocabulary and grasp of debating tactics.  He could make a very shrewd politician someday, and I really hope that doesn't happen.  He has a very poor grasp of science but a rock-solid faith in his own views.  He loves to make people furious, and is very very good at it.  When he last invaded the board, the only weapon that proved effective was ignoring him utterly.  He thrives on attention.  When he doesn't get any attention, he leaves.

[esk2]

oh, one of those, I'll stay away thanks...bythe way did you get my E-mail on my coat of arms ?

[esk2]

not quiet, but it does have a shield & knights helmet on it, I would like to use it for my personal url