Chapter 5: Bozo in our midst.....

[Nemisis two]

Do you require assitance from WAN II or IV?
We are still in the area and maintaining a search zone for cloaked bozo ships.

[Mons]

That's a negative.  Proceed with the rest of the fleet as the Admiral ordered.  We'll bring up the rear.  Long range scans reveal no incoming ships but we can't be too careful.

Mons out.

[The Borg Collective]

We await the coordinates. You have your crewmember back, and look at the condition he is in. We wish to examine AOB as soon as possible to determine if he has been similarily...tampered with.

[Orstio]

After deciphering message from Imperial Guard, we can estimate time of arrival to be no more than 24 earth hours from present.  The Imperial guard vessel has requested we do not send reply transmission as it may reveal their present position and trajectory to the Bozos.  Neitzschean escort has broken off from the mission to deal with an unrelated attack on their homeworld, so Imperial ship is going it alone.  Further encrypted message was attached at a later time....attempting to decode.

[dingo15068]

1 + 1 = 3.245   correct
2 divided by 0 = 1.4563  correct
a + b not equel to b + a    correct

Intropy can be reversed.

Our great leader Art Bell became supreme keeper of the true knowledge when he proved that when the Moon landings were faked, because the pictures were missing stars

The Earth is hollow.  There is an enterance into the middle world located in Oregan.

E does not equel MC3

[sunspots4ever]

some more drinks so I can keep reading! I may have to set up a headphone system so that Dingo can only hear the logical stuff I am reading to him!!

 If He doesn't improve soon, I will have to bring out the "Principia Mathematica!" No Bozo has ever been able to withstand that one!!

[Peter]

This is getting VERY serious indeed! *shivvering*...

*runs away*

5 minutes

*comes back with a few bottles*

"Name your poison Sunspots.."

peter

SP: Oh wait, hold on a minute.. I was thinking of making him drunk, but that would only make things worse... We *could* give him a few drops of coffee? As a last resort?

[skyjim]

Careful guys.......

A wired bozosity-spewing Dingodude?

I shudder!

May I offer any assistance?

Skyjim
CO

[Peter]

Heck yeah!! Please do help!!

It is spinning out of control!

Peter

[skyjim]

I can relieve our librarian and start on the "Principia"!

[Nemisis two]

(seeing his barrage of lame-o jokes did't even phase dingo Nemisis two volounteers)
Can i help, huh?

BTW What happened with Aaron?
Admiral i assumed no response was a yes so my ships are refueling as we speak.

[Peter]

Aaron was abducted too.. :eek :eek I mean kidnapped... @#%$.. Dingo his rantings are messing with my mind...

Everybody who is willing to aid, just do it! We can't afford to loose him..

Peter

PS: Borg Command, can you produce a report about the current state of Aaron Of Borg?

[dingo15068]

Spaceballs Unite:  Contact Lord Helmet.  Inform him that he needs to use Super Duper Drive!!!

Contact the USS Boobyprise the garbage ship.....a load of logic needs to be emptied from the recycle bin

Bozo-nanobots....release principles of chaos...execute Bozorama construction phase one, illogic worms phase two.

Liquid conversion in progress....all alcoholic beverages to waterdowned carnival drinks, all coffee to cotton candy..add lots and lots of sleep aide

Institute illogic word rearrangement on all books of logic

[The Borg Collective]

Quote: "PS: Borg Command, can you produce a report about the current state of Aaron Of Borg?"

No, we cannot, not until we get him back, which is taking a very long time. We grow impatient.

BTW, if you decide to use the nanoprobes after all, we are not responsible for any illogical consequences that may occur, dingo warned you of the possibility.

[Peter]

Borg Collective, I am not sure what to do with Dingo... HE keeps getting worse...

About AOB... Aren't you receiving a signal from him... is he completely seperated from the collective voice, or do you still vaguely hear his thoughts?

*Opens communicator and punches the Admiral her code, turning button for highest security scrambeling*

"Admiral, this is Peter.... Dingo is worsening, and the Borg Collective is not sure if the probes will not bozofy... We need Aaron on this one... But he is still MIA. Any info about AOB his location? If so, I ask permission to take my subspace motorbike (ok, it ain't a motorbike, but you can expect me to say <<subspace tin can with fast acceleration>> ) and perhaps attempt to free Aaron? I know the collective can give me tactical advice, and Nemisis2 could stage a diversion? Nobody ever suspects a bartender, so I might be able to sneak in undetected.."

*looks at dingo, and seeing sunspots, mons and skyjim trying to talk into Dingo his rantings*

"Admiral, there is nothing more I can do for Dingo in the current situation.. *sigh* He is being taken care off, but the best we can hope for is stabilization... Without the Borg technology.. *sigh* I dunno, we might loose him..."

"Awaiting command... Peter out..."

Peter