Chapter 5: Bozo in our midst.....

[Orstio]

Imperial spies have confirmed deployment of covert ops from Bozo HQ.

[Nemisis two]

(Portal opens out steps Nemisis2 on the bridge of Orstio space station I)
Admiral do you authorize the investigation and/or arresting of clifdweller on suspicion of traitorus behaviour?

I have some other suspects but i need more time to gather proof.

[dingo15068]

As Dingo1 steps out of the transport craft and through the scanner....All of the Bozo detectors on the ship explode into life......

Alert Alert....Massive number Bozo Nano-bots detected.

Dingo1 collapses on the deck as a faint noise of circus music escapes his mouth...  With a final breath before he passes out...you here the phrase "Long Live Art Bell"

[Nemisis two]

(Seeing this happen Nemisis calls the doc)
Doc aren't you the bartender?
Peter, dongo needs several injections of logic and some rid for his nanobot problem!!
Kingdom of nigh is echoing in his head.

[payloadcontroller]

PETER, GET IN HERE! NOW!!!!!

Someone contact the Borg Collective! If these are nanites, they ought to be able to assimilate them!

(Voice is now cold and hard.)

All right. Let's get out of here, folks. Order all Fleet ships to depart the sector at maximum warp. My estimate is we have approximately 2 hours to get as far away from here as we can.

I have had enough of the bozos.  ]: [img]http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=]:

[The Borg Collective]

We have adapted some nanoprobes to destroy bozo probes. We are transporting them to your ship now...

[meteoroid]

We can now assume that the bozos have some of our most advanced weapons. How ever the bozos seem to prefer illogic and will probably not end up using retos against up. Of course I'm not willing to bet on this so I would say the best idea right now is to deny them capsasion and find a way to defend against us with some type of shielding or armor.

[payloadcontroller]

No fear, Meteoroid. You should be at the helm, getting us out of this sector as fast as we can go. Trust me, I have my reasons.

The bozos won't be using any secrets they may have obtained.

[payloadcontroller]

Where are you?!? We have nanoprobes from the Borg to remove the bozobots from Dingo! But you have to administer them! Get in here!

[skyjim]

Helm, lay in a course for rational space - Base Orstio!

Warp factor 8.

Engage!


Skyjim
CO

[Original Labatt]

Admiral this is Supreme Commander Labatt.  I have the entire Interstellar Fleet Standing by.  I know you Admiral, and you wont let the Bozo's get away that easly for Brainwashing Captain Dingo.  Notify me Immediatly if you wish an attack to Commence.

Supreme Commander Labatt out.

[Peter]

The doors open and Wanda comes stepping in with Peter on her back..

*throws him on the ground and takes out a chalkboard and cray*

*she writes*

"Stupit itiot Peter thought youh wantet trinks... titn't tell him to get into thiz treat... I willl wake him"

*Wanda looks at her claws and resolutely starts plucking out hair by hair on the head of the doc*

"ARGH!! What who where? drinks... drinks...dri" WHAM

*A furry paw hits peter in the face and then points to Dingo*

"My God, why didn't anyone tell me there was a MEDICAL emergency!!! Quick, lay him on the table there... get me 5 cc of Enhanced Valium... not for him, for me Wanda!! My head is hurting like heck!"

*Peter takes out "the assimilation guid for Borg" and "Assimilationprobes for dummies" and starts reading certain parts*

"So, this tube goes there, and that one there... then a hypo here, and monitor his Bozantium levels... should drop to 23 microArtBells..."

*Checking current levels...*

"66 GigaArtBells!?! This is the worst I ever saw...Inserting probes now!!"

*Dingo his body starts vibrating and kicking around... levels seem to drop, raise a little, drop again.. etc*

"Dingo, come on... Art Bell BAD, WAN good!!, repeat it!!!!!"

*Grabbing handfull of fur*

"Come on guys, help out here!!"

[skyjim]

Pete -

              Try simple rational immersion - perhaps looped recordings of multiplication and logarithm tables, administered while Dingo is sedated.  

    A hallmark of the Bell Bozo: Complete inability to deal with mathematics.........


Skyjim
CO

[Peter]

He is to far gone to use only that! You do math... We need other hard stuff... Someone get me some footage of the moonlanding! Images displaying the face of cydonia is just a pile of rubble... Perhaps some bagpipe music in the background..

Everybody aid in getting Dingo back to normal!!

Peter

[dingo15068]

While undergoing treatment:

Power generation caused by the magnetic convection within the star Sirius "A" is the star Sol is done via Ether plasma transfer.
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When the creaters left the planet Mars, they left their image in facing the stars, as they migrated to the planet Earth, populating that planet with homo-sapians.  They periodicly send probes to remote locations capturing individuals to perform medical experiments to check to see if the original gene pool has in fact been maintained or have been corrupted
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When the Johnson administration was notified that the danger to radition passing through the Var Allen belts would be so high that all electronics as well as any crew would be destroyed, he directed NASA to contact certain individuals within the hollywood elite to help design sets to make movies showing our astronauts landing on the moon.  This performance and movies were transmitted to the world population as real events, to help redirect the american and world populations to the fact that his policies in Viatnam were failing
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The use of Mylantan shielding will render any and all heat and radiation generated from the use and or consumtion of "Rito's" no matter their strength or concentration. It is the key ingreadiant used to coat the insides of my cooking pots while making such explosive material.  This lesson was learned when a batch melted the cooking containers
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Bozo nano-bots while harmless in themselves, when assimulated by Borg Technology release into the atmosphere a phnemore that is undetectable and will cause others in the vacinity to undergo a Bozo transformation
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The Bozo informants aboard the Rebel fleet are to continue to inform and to maintain current subtifuge activites...Cooruption of certain members by inflaming their zeolet personalities.  Doing so will fracture to rebel fleet into isolated units.  Though the corrupted zeolet members do not know that this subtifuge is undergoing, they are doing our work for us.  Cliffdweller beinging an excellent test subject.  As his fellow crew members continue to inner struggle with him, be prepared for our hidden operatives to approch him and see if he can be converted to our intellegence service