Chapter 5: Bozo in our midst.....

[Peter]

His levels are rising again... @#%$, where's the backup?

We're not making a lot of progress here people!

Peter

[The Borg Collective]

Look at the second rant from the bottom that dingo said. Our nanoprobes will cause all of you to become bozos.

[Nemisis two]

(Nemisis2 bends over to where dingo is laying and says)
Allright Dingo, if you don't start fighting the bozoprobes i'll start a barrage of lame jokes followed by several speeches all written by me. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Nemisis two]

New ships have arrived from dimension zq-241 heading towards the my sub dimensional anchor portal located in the *********(classified as mole is suspected) system, they have entered Orstio Space requesting refueling.
May they?

Comm screen view

[Peter]

This getting way to weird...

Let it be known that thse who act suspicious will receive a considerable load of little led balls in their body

*Reloading shotgun*

I don't care who you are or what is going on, but I know one thing! Dingo will survive, with his brains restored to normal strenght!

I can't do anything against fleets of bozo ships, I am unable to stop an army... I am not even able to stop a bozo attack squad,, but I know one thing.. the first Bozo spy who comes within eye sight will be shot!

*kissing right barrel of shotgun.. polishing it until it shines*

"Art Bell supporters... I am ready, willing and able"

*grins*

Peter

[The Borg Collective]

We are awaiting our ship and crew to be delivered.

[sunspots4ever]

(Librarian enters with arms full of books by Einstein, Hoyle, Hawking, Feynman, and other Founding Fathers of Rational Space. She sits near Dingo's head and begins to read aloud.)

  Pete, if I can just get some sodas or something set up near me to keep my voice from going, I'll keep administering Logical First Aid!

[Peter]

Sunspots! Thanks! Pressing intercom... "Wanda, could you get us some drinks up in here? Thanks!"

I do have a problem...  heard in the rantings of Dingo that the nanoprobes will bozofy us all... However, the other statements in his rantings were of questionable truth (bozo rantings), so I guess it is all a conspiracy to get us into believing that the nanoprobes bozofy people.

BUT, this is ..err... a conspiracy theory!?! So, I am not sure what to think... :\ :\

Peter

[Nemisis two]

Their getting to you, rest for a second the librarian is barraging them with logic.
(Nemisis2 opens personal lame joke which causes a mental burst of painful booing)
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
'Cause the farmer was behind.

Why'd the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell shop.

Why'd the farmer shove the chicken in the T.V.?
To have a T.V. dinner.
(After that barrage, Nemisis2 looks around for a place to hide from Peters shotgun)

[Peter]

OMG!! :eek :eek I actually laughed hard about that last joke! :eek :eek

What is happening??!

Peter

[Original Labatt]

(Labatt sitting in his Command seat with thousands of ships, dying with bordom, and about to fall asleep)

Arn't we going to attack?  I thought the Admiral would have given orders by now.

[payloadcontroller]

ALL FLEET, exit region of negotiations! IMMEDIATELY! Do not engage Bozos - repeat, do NOT engage bozos!

Peter, don't worry about the nanites. U.S.H.I.T. intelligence information indicates that the bozo ability to resist Borg assimilation is quite low, due to their inability to handle logic. I strongly suspect that is a propaganda tactic. However, we will evacuate everyone from the hangar except for you, Sunspots, and myself, just in case. So go ahead and do your thing, doc.

Borg Collective, I have indications that Emperor Orstio has had his personal guard retrieve your ship. However, the Emperor has yet to see fit to notify me of their ETA at the WAN III. I will keep you posted as information is handed to me.

[Imperial Guard]

So fevering bloodier, favorite sloppiness.
Objected craziest buxom orientation.
Buxom, moody, dottier howitzer pool.
Is attractive, rude winnie-the-pooh.
I am vain doziness enchants bonehead.
OK woodenheaded horticultural treatment.

Trendy loop:

It is not favorless, eyeopener rampages impotence.
Xenophobic fat despites gemstones eroticize.....

[Nemisis two]

It sounds almost like Ez-ra.

Admiral, you never answered if my ships had permission to dock at Ortsio station to refuel.
Do i?

[Mons]

Fleet Admiral & Captain Skyjim,

With Dingo out and Spacegirlie missing, I've taken temporary command of the Attack Carrier ISS BozoBlaster.  As the fleet moves on, I will cover the escape.  I will not allow us to be followed.  Long Live the Cause!!!


Mons