Chapter 5: Bozo in our midst.....

[Nemisis two]

(Nemisis2 takes a step forward and crumples to the ground, electrical energy is flasing around the general area as the nanobot self-destruct)

[Mons]

What's going on around here?  It's like being trapped inside a Jiffy-Pop bag!

[skyjim]

Skyjim awakens in sickbay with a start, as blazing pain recedes......

 Medical staff lie on the floor or collapsed onto their work stations, alive but inconscious.  

Whatthehell???

Skyjim staggers from his bed and activates a comm console.

"Attention all stations!  This is the Captain.   I need status reports and numbers of incapacitated crewmembers!"

[nerd57 Laugi]

"AHHHHHHHHHH! THE FACE IS RE... RE... FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" Nerd57 screamed as he collpased to the ground. His blood boiled and his stomach churned as his nanobots came under attack from the electrical energy of the self-destructive nanobots. Suddenly, he couldn't feel Laugi and Termina. Then Nerd passed out.

[Original Labatt]

The Bozo's are at our positon!  Most of their ships are cloaked including the mother ship.  So far they have ignored all of the W.A.N. Fleet's Hails.  As of now I have my top Engineers working on a way to be able to see the cloaked ships.  It seems the Bozo's have found a newly advanced technology.  Nevertheless, once we can see them what shal we do?

[The Borg Collective]

This is not our fault. You did not even use our nanoprobes yet. They could be used to help repair the internal damage caused by the self-destruction of the Bozobots.

[nerd57 Laugi]

Nerd57 slowly regain's consciousness, and with empty eyes, stares at the bridge of his ship. What did it all mean now, his fortunes, his life, his achievements. It all came down to this moment, the end, and all he had been was a trader. No great achievements, no wars to be won. Just a trader. Perhaps this was better.
*No* he heard distinctly. He attempted to speak, but failed.
*Get up! Get up Nerd! You haven't a moment to lose! Live! Live!*
"Who says?" Nerd said, using the last of his energy. He plummeted into the cold hard ground to the complaints of the voice.
*I do! No one knows me anymore. For good reason I suppose. I've been through too many Universe's, all the same, but different, for anyone to know me. You have one day to stand up before I must leave again. If you can stand, I will help you with your dream. I know what it is! Yes I do! I know much about you! You're full name is Nerdast Funfsien und Seben, and you have been sick exactly 44 times.*
The voice continued to tell Nerd about himself as Nerd slowly fell unconscious.

[Original Labatt]

Return to your position at Captain Nemisis's Command.  He can use his top officers right about now.

[ODeZy]

*Hiccup: Transforms into a clown*

"Tee-Hee!! Ever seen It?"

*Hiccup: Turns into a balloon twisted into a shape of a dog*

"Tee-Hee!! Squeeky Squeeky!"

*Hiccup: Turns into ODeZy*

"OMG IM DRUNK OFF BOZONTIUM!!!"

*Hiccup: Transforms into a clown* :evil :evil

"Muuuu-HaaaaH!!! Yooouuu Will DIE!!! Death to Logic!!!"

*Hiccup: Turns into Odezy*

"Ok, No more Mr.NiceGuy* :evil :evil

*Hiccup: Turns into a boxeing game*

*Bang Bang Boof "GRRRR!!!" Crash Clump "Ow" Bang Boof Clomp "Tee-Hee"*

"Heeeeeelp!!!!!!!" ]: [img]http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/mad.gif ALT=]:

[Bozo Intellegence Command]

(SkreecH)  BIC to Agent Dingo...BIC to Agent Dingo...Report...what happened to the Bozo Nano-Bots...We have stopped receiving active signals from said bots.  Also recorded activation of bot self destruct sequence having been activated....REPORT or suffer the wraith of our glorious leader Art Bell.

New orders:  
1. Report to Bozo field command  SDC sector for new duties.  
2. Locate rogue Bozo Fleet...either escort them back to our departed sector for dimentional warp for "reeducation"  it is all we need for one of our demented captains to violate current ceasefire.
3. Locate and start shipments of Pure Capsian Oil.  We have had sucessful tests of captured "Rito" recipies.  Maylox Shielding is highly effective in dispursing energy release effects.
4.  Capture and bring back one ship engineering...spacificly one dealing with atmospheric control to deal with side effects of new weapons.
5.  Failure to comply requires you to report directly to our command HQ for punishment.

Long Live Art Bell

[Nemisis two]

(Nemisis2 wakes up and looks around. Seeing Nerd falling into somekind of depressive state he opens a comm channel)
Nerd, why give up now your a very popular trader here, stick in atleast three dimensions and that should drive off the lonlinesslike depression.

Also your ship is crashing into Minion outpost1

[sunspots4ever]

I think I was affected very little by the nanobots, if at all. (Just felt a little tingle, like when your foot's asleep, when they self-destructed.) I am ready for duty.

 Librarian out.

[skyjim]

Acknowledged, Sunspots4ever!

The cast moajority of the crew seems to have recovered.  We remain on course for Starbase Orstio, arriving later today Terran.  Thank you for your report.

Skyjim out.

[The Borg Collective]

You seem to be doing better. Do not forget about our shipment of nanoprobes. They may still be helpful.

[skyjim]

WAN III to Borg Collective.

Greetings, and our apologies for delayed response to your messages.

Please accept our thanks for the nanoprobes - however, we have chosen to allow the situation to continue to stabilize for the moment.  Introducing another variable could be potentially destabilizing at this point.  We hold them in reserve for possible emergency use during our quarantine period upon reaching spacedock.

We are preparing to dock at Base Orstio and will be able to access the extensive shipyard facilities there.

Skyjim
CO, WAN III