Chapter 4 of the adventures of the WAN III

[spacegirlie]

Hey....whatcha guys saying?  Sounds romantic to me.

[spacegirlie]

Thanks Mons.....I don't leave home without her (I know you understand).

Still waiting for supplies......please don't forget the cream soda.

SG

[snazee1]

So glad Skyjim has returned!!! We really need some order around here!!!!

I will be away on top secret mission until Sunday night, so I will report to you then!!! If a new mission arises before then, just email me and I'll get on it ASAP!!!

Thanks!! Glad to have you back!!

snazee1

PS. So are we still on WANIII or is this a new ship??

[nerd57 Laugi]

*begin transmition from DTV Draconis to WANIII*"President of the Galaxy, at least in SDC Space, Beeblebrox would like to commend us on our vigilance, and esspecially the jokes in the Red Velvet Lounge.

"This is a major honor for all of us to be recognized by someone in as high a position as Beeblebrox."

[yales]

Thank the Beebster and give him this as a gift:

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A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi.

Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here . . . where you from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania."

The bartender asks, "What do you do up yonder in Pennsylvania?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist . . . what the hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says, "I mount dead animals."

The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

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--- yale

[aaronofborg]

I have returned from my repair leave to Borg space, and am as good as new. I would like to apologize for my actions while I was disabled, it was not intended. What is the current status?

[Mons]

I think our current status is sitting around, waiting for a "go ahead" command from our captain that seems to be having troubles with his com. system.  The ISS BozoBlaster is standing by outside a nebula cloud wait for orders and I believe the rest of the crew are at ready and waiting.  So, you have not missed much.

[dingo15068]

(crackle...sputter) Mons....contact the XO, or flight officer for permission to launch....I just recieved an automatic message from the ISS Bozoblaster computer...did you try launching it on afterburners again???

[snazee1]

Mons, you have not missed a thing!! I think we are awaiting Captains orders (whoever that is) for lift off.  

I can report that all is clear with Spy command for lift off!

[yales]

Troopers!

You are cleared for departure.

Good luck and Good hunting!

--- XO yale

[Mons]

That's what I like to hear!!  Pulse engines on-line, We're pulling out of the hanger at 15 meters per second.  @#%$, this is slow.  Dingo, you better be watching this!!!  

Okay, we're clear of the WAN.  Plotting star charts, selecting destination, and away we go!

(Warp engines fire and the BozoBlaster streaks away at 2.8 past light speed!)

Yahoooo!!!  We're cookin' now!  ROCK ON!!

[Deepspace 1]

I suggest trying "vindaloo haggis" as a new torpedo, the only difference is that it has added x-tra hot curry and onion with a dash more red pepper, chilli ,plus a few x-tra ingredients.
These torpedos can blow a hole in two inch thick high density armour plate like a hot knife through butter!
The only problem is when they detonate the ship would have to be a minimum of 8 light years away to avoid the blast shockwave!

[yales]

Deepspace...

Please post this new terror weapon in the Dingos Weapons Bay/Kitchen Forum.

Safe production of that munition may be carried out there.
(We learned the techniques the hard way)

Good Work, Trooper!

--- XO

[meteoroid]

The nav charts look good we are on course. Since it is a direct route we could go flank speed all the way there if we wish.

[dingo15068]

Deepspace:

Thank you for the suggested weapon.  Please add it to the kitchen, and we will try it....finally a short range weapon