The NEW Adventures of the ALPHA-1

[Dingo1]

**Yevaud, those Bozo's are only firing about 10% capacity of that battlemoon, normal broadside is 10,000 every 20 seconds... and from what little I can make out from the gummed up sensors, they are firing Coconut Cream missiles.  Be glad they are not using standard loadout of "Rito missiles"**

**Communications seem better now that I am in the emergancy airlock, 8000 rads a second is really messing with the communications network in the engineroom**

[Yevaud]

*Skkkrrrrhhh*

"8000 Rads will do that, yeah."

*Firing another salvo of interceptor missiles*

"Dingo, I can't pick all of these off.  I don't have the missile capacity.  I'll have to begin to use my neutral particle beams shortly.  Anything you guys can do to help?"

[Dingo1]

Yevaud, flip the Alpha!!  I know it sounds crazy, and normally a very very bad idea, but we have no choice.  I will leave the engine core open, and let it suck in those missiles.

Admiral, if you can hear me, have the crew take lots of anti-nausous pill, and strap down.  We will experience several nasty gravity waves from uneven feeding of our engine core.  Also expect secondary backlash of radiation, some might spike through the engine core shielding.

Errrrrr Admiral, there is a ummmmm slight need to ummmmmm after we deal with the battle moon and rescue Sunny..... I errrrrr ummmmm need a new engine crew....

[Yevaud]

*Shhhkkkrrrr*

"Ok, you got it."

*Ramping up thrust slowly*